S/D: Fat footballers

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Roly Poly Paddy Kenny:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/football_heaven/picture_galleries/norwich_blades/kenny_330.jpg

caek, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait, there's a whole thread for this? I thought Gazza was the obv answer.

Laurel, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

RIP Ronnie

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/0DE0FE0D-D2F8-4474-8839-210B477726C6/0/Leeds_PaulRobinson.jpg

I've been convinced that Robinson's been a secret fatty for years.

Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Defoe: But why is he so fat, we have to carry him off the pitch at the end of games?
Ghaly: He put pies. In here.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00092/tom_huddlestone_jerm_92349a.jpg

Tom D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Good old Two Ton Tom. I love him so.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Tom Huddlestone has the whitest name for a black guy ever.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

That photo = Ghaly warns Defoe to avoid embarrassing himself in the tabloids by reminding him of Leslie Grantham

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 14 February 2008 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Tom Huddlestone has the whitest name for a black guy ever.

Giles Barnes? Maybe it's a Derby thing.

The Boyler, Thursday, 14 February 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"Are Spurs a big club?"

Tom D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Countdown to comedy posts about how Spurs can lose excess baggage ("sell Paul Robinson, lol") in 5...4...3....

ailsa, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

the backpage headline in the Star this morning was 'Weight Hart Lane'

Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Hart Attack

blueski, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Cockfasters.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

so confusing that nobody was really making "lol tottenHAM HOTPOT" jokes before alvarez was like "Yeah i made them lose a combined 50kg and we've got 50kg to go"? like, the jokes aren't funny when they've alreadyl ost a bunch of the weight.

although i find it hilarious that the hardest thing for huddlestone was cutting ketchup form his eating-chicken ritual.

Will M., Thursday, 14 February 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/8MVsY.jpg

former brazil midfielder daniel carvalho

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 June 2012 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

he is 29 so i guess he could always play for brazil again

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Saturday, 16 June 2012 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/7cwuK.jpg

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/08CGBzu.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5iVeHce.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 5 May 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.gatifoto.hu/english/pages/Gati_Gy_Puskas_Ocsi_W.jpg

when's this Puskas photo from?

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 5 May 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

I mind being at the last game at Celtic Park before the bulldozers came in in the early 90s, and there was a kickabout between the Lisbon Lions and some version of the Man Utd 68 team. Bobby Murdoch bore more than a passing resemblance to that photo, and lasted approx 10 seconds (I don't think he even moved!) before being subbed off.

ailsa, Sunday, 5 May 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

103kg is about as accurate as yakubu being 82kg

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 September 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link


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