Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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Higher State of Kozlukness

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

The Damned Unitard (actually used; courtesy of slain former poster)

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Le Fondre Rocks

(this thread will be how they check my life support is working one day, y'know - doctor standing over me, slowly intoning "Baaad-Asss Verona", waiting, then a low, mumbled sound, and the nurse says "I think he said 'Slovan Bratz Rock Angelz'")

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Pardon Me For Brechin

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Brechin Up Is Hard To Do (but they should make the play-offs)

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Keane

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I Am A Linesman For Ross County

^ bit of a stretch that one, sorry

ailsa, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

The Sitters of Merson

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Johnny & The Kitnas

^^ actual name of a team a friend of mine had last year

a pissed-off yuppie wandering around L.A. trying it (some dude), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Zaki Races

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Puh-Puh-Paul Parker Face

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Freund

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Is this thread the British version of "rejected JBR display names"?

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh wait, I didn't notice that it was all sport-related. So it's a relative of Indie Guilt Bermanisms, then.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link

All-American Special:

International House of Paintsil
Everyday I'm Beuzelin
De Bilde And The Beautiful
Emergency & IFK Goteborg
Harold & Kumar Go To White Hart Lane
Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0
Tyler Perry's Diary of A Mad Blackburn Fan
The Andy Griffin Show

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Pipecocu

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ Wins.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Humphrey Bogarde

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Clem Sneijder
Making Plans for Nigel de Jong
Gullit in the Head
De Goey de Maupassant

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

To steal one just used:

De Boer And The Beautiful

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

The Rolling Huddlestones

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Guti and the Blowfish

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0

^ my new favourite

ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Damien Commoli Ghost!

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHEDA

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty Toney Mowbray

Climate Of Basshunter (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 April 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

carew intentions

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Desailly Turns On The Radio
The Brave Little Thorstvedt

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 6 April 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Rummeniggaz With Attitude

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

^did this

EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Monday, 6 April 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Damn, searched for it but forgot about the skipped messages in the middle.

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Batistutas For Lashes

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Only Kalou Can Prevent Forest Fires

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die In Scott Carson

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

That Petrov Emotion

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

loving the last onimo one

However, the year 2005 Curicó Unido had his revenge (country matters), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wow yes

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Belle and SeBastian Schweinsteiger

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Tuncay Stryder

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

tugay on a boat

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

(to say nothing of the n'gog)

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Every Dark Cloud Has A Jaaskelainen

Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

similar
Hi ho Jääskeläinen
― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

return to wenger

"Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link

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Return to Senderos

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

iTIGRE AEWOSEM AIIII! was our pub quiz team last night. we won round 2!

Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

[sic] btw

Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know what it meant though.

Brilli.am/writes (Will M.), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Zenden the Clowns

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Sultana Brann Bergen

William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 10 April 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link


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