SADLY,
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 09:58 (nine years ago) link
3 percent of Facebookers is over 43 million shares so that's pretty good really
― gong mad (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:31 (nine years ago) link
Memorial-season uptick in magical thinking from Gold Star Mom in my Facebook friends. At this point a bird shitting on this woman's shoulder will be presented as evidence that her Dead Ranger Son is communicating from beyond the grave. And the idiots who continually affirm this nonsense...
Also just FYI, there's a THING amongst soft-headed dog owners after a canine death in the family where Fido will see you again at the Rainbow Bridge. NO.
― scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 10:59 (nine years ago) link
if people find solace in it then i don't see much harm, i guess, tho whether angelic thinking has a deeper poisoning effect i'm not sure
― gong mad (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:04 (nine years ago) link
After my beloved cat died I decided to temporarily believe in cat heaven, which actually helped. I didn't post on Facebook about it though.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:28 (nine years ago) link
Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:45 (nine years ago) link
Tell that to the asgardians
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 13:07 (nine years ago) link
Will the dog be jamming with Hendrix?
― nickn, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/c/c0/Rover_Hendrix.png/250px-Rover_Hendrix.png
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/fd/2d/29fd2da4254bb9d44b3579ccf3cc97cd.jpg
this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
― qualx, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
also the first two images in this sequence were clearly going for something else originally
― qualx, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
The amount of thought, time and talent that went into that image would not fill a thimble.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
Compression on 2015 is amazing, like the pants are vibrating every molecule in the universe.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link
Rand Paul: Denim Spats in 2020
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link
Still, interesting boots.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 06:43 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCGCMWuWEAArJm3.jpg
[citation needed]
― Frobisher, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
not needed because he said "it appears"
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:31 (nine years ago) link
Where do women fit in his statistics?
― nickn, Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link
wanna be clear that i am killing you precisely because you are a girl*clicks counter*
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 May 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1625727_10151845168911863_1882220743_n.jpg?oh=1d796835f2e96304ff28009129519e8b&oe=56079720
― Three Word Username, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:08 (nine years ago) link
without missing a beat, even!
― frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:21 (nine years ago) link
rather Arabic-looking woman
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:33 (nine years ago) link
sorry if we've had this one already...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/xCapture.jpg
― Frank 4ad (NickB), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link
trazy-poo
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2015 13:17 (nine years ago) link
Gay vernacular = baby talk?
― jmm, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link
what the hell is that, nick.
I ask out of jealousy since i didn't think of it first.
― pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link
should've spent more time looking at my Everything is OK wall.
― pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
Norman Rockwell + Dees = SWAT Teams on Fatties... How does it NOT make sense?
― Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
brb gonna go get an MSG burger.
― Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link
gays vs terrists
― Bnad, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
made this or FB after being inspired by the anguished philosophers thread:
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11351316_882616678478374_2959348984621827832_n.jpg?oh=6571456239eb5f3735bc5b7102246f3e&oe=55F84A24
― Darin, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
Bravo!
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 5 June 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link
would like
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:23 (nine years ago) link
🗻this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11425130_851338238249106_5621199222644024496_n.png?oh=283befc4da0ccc61aa04be12713027b2&oe=56099B26
― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:33 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11400986_742432452524358_6071234690845304572_n.jpg?oh=a707b4fc52a97513c7c972fa4867b9eb&oe=55E664C9
― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:37 (nine years ago) link
what kind of bakery sugar-coats shit?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:30 (nine years ago) link
#mymouthisnotabakery
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link
Staying Alive Is Not Enough
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link
sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg?oh=cf4beb1649d0acf5df658db30eef0326&oe=55F9EF5B&__gda__=1441442982_6dfeef40eba52ecb4512356162982260
"Might"
― Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:20 (nine years ago) link
It's true, I've never been to a brutally honest bakery.
― jmm, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link
No shortage of brutally honest cakeshttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/76/46/f7764689c82e544d0fd572e68b76e34e.jpghttp://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1L2Q3L0k3OHVVLmU5NzYyLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/d6588520/3f8/I78uU.jpghttp://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzkzL05tN3pwRFIuZTY0OWYuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/7db7ce50/5cb/Nm7zpDR.jpgThis achieves a whole new level of hilariously fucked up if the recipient was actually 6.http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzdkL1JUdFV5LjY5NDlhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/cb819138/bca/RTtUy.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NK-31P2k1jw/UerdwRYveNI/AAAAAAAACDg/aAxmpUAyeHU/s1600/68B9FFF82BE15E57B8EF5D143B1FD4_h316_w628_m5_czbLBmYRj.jpg
― tsrobodo, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gQM4DC_KMXw/VT8vJEeu4nI/AAAAAAAACpU/LdlocNyJjA8/s1600/The%2Bburning%2Bbush.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link
6 year olds not giving a shit about anyone but themselves is pretty common I think
― silverfish, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link
Pillar of cloud would be better
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10458774_383816468475694_2499207113933546607_n.jpg?oh=bd3adeb1eb2858021ce65173fd5c0b82&oe=55F15378
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link