I didn't much like him but The Miami Herald ruined journalism by pursuing that Rice story.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link
i always thought it was "oops" that really sunk perry, but looking back at the polls he was already divebombing in the month before that happened
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 5:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My memory was that his debate performances previous to oops were awful and it was just the coup de grace
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link
nothin a pair of glasses won't fix
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link
I think Herman Cain could have gotten the nomination if he wasn't an idiot with personal baggage, if you get what I mean. Like a different pizzaman could have done it.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link
cain should have gone full 8th-grade junior honor society campaign style and promised everyone 2 free large pizzas if he became president
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link
then in the first month of office, during his first primetime speech from the east room, he could have declared that it was time for the nation to tighten its belt - no free pizza
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhot2OJKKZc
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link
guy knows how to keep busy
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
"oops" was on Nov 9, 2011, but he was already far from his 32% peak by thenhttp://i.imgur.com/dCqxA4X.jpg― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkhe must have committed a serious of embarrassing errors sometime between Sept 25 and Oct 14― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:01 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/dCqxA4X.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he must have committed a serious of embarrassing errors sometime between Sept 25 and Oct 14
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:01 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this would be his family hunting lodge
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
^ probably should have thrown a 's in there
just imagine all the anti-Sanders sketches on SNL next year, uniting their conservative Dem AND Republican writers.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
just imagine ... SNL
no thanks
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link
Santorum's back...he'll be announcing later today, apparently.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link
good luck usa
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 12:44 (nine years ago) link
hahah santorum
― akm, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link
i honestly can't wait for all these campaigns to be in full swing because republicans are hilarious. I can't even think of an electable republican at this point.
here's a fun game. let's assume these are the GOP candidates:
BushCarsonChristieCruzEhrlichFiorinaGilmoreGrahamHuckabeeJindalKasichPatakiPaulPerryRubioSantorumTrumpWalker
the fox debate apparently will only allow 10 candidates. which 10 will it be? or which 8 will be out of the race or simply excluded from the debate?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link
(that list comes from here: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/cafe/winnowing-down-gop-candidates - 15 of the 18 have already announced or are about to, while the other 3 (trump, ehrlich, gilmore) were also so hey why not)
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
put'em all the ticket
Bush/Carson/Christie/Cruz/Ehrlich/Fiorina/Gilmore/Graham/Huckabee/Jindal/Kasich/Pataki/Paul/Perry/Rubio/Santorum/Trump/Walker '16
― brownie, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link
*on
― brownie, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
Here's what I'd predict:
BushCarsonCruzFiorinaKasichPatakiPaulPerryRubioWalker
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link
Santorum, Jindal and Gilmore the final ones I removed. I just have to assume Ricky Bobby will bow out before Thanksgiving, and Gilmore? I guess every season needs its Mike Gravel, but I dunno.
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link
I can't even begin to rank 'em. Also can't believe Santorum's taking another shot (spurt?) at it. What a putz.
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link
If Pataki runs, I will miss Letterman's Jerry Lewis-styled pronunciation of his name
― clemenza, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link
have the top ten debate then the other eight are the moderators
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link
i'm gonna guess
BushCarsonChristietaking a longshot bet that maybe he'll just be in prison by the time the debates start?CruzEhrlichFiorinaGilmoreGraham why is he running for president again? doesn't everyone hate him?Huckabee Jindal i can't believe that anyone could take this man seriously anymore, although that same criticism could be applied to many others on the listKasichPatakiPaulPerryRubioSantorumTrump although it would be hilariousWalker
don't really know much about kasich or his chances tbh
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link
republicans are hilarious. I can't even think of an electable republican at this point.
Think harder. Reagan and both Bushes were "hilarious" too.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
They need to have semifinals, like Eurovision.
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
tag teams are the only solution obviously
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link
Vote off one per week, like American Idol. Who will get the judges' save?
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link
I could've sworn this was his third (or fourth even!)http://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/Rick-Santorum-faces-steep-climb-in-second-White-6288313.php
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link
same. i thought he ran in 2008?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:51 (nine years ago) link
hmm, guess not. weird.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link
Wiki: Before the 2006 election, Santorum was frequently mentioned as a possible 2008 presidential candidate.
I do recall seeing him on Sunday talk shows back then.
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
Graham why is he running for president again? doesn't everyone hate him?
maybe he wants to be outed in spectacular fashion
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link
has Lady Lindsay announced? I can't keep track
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
ladies and gents, the governor of my state:
http://forums.talkingpointsmemo.com/t/discussion-scott-walker-mandatory-ultrasounds-aren-t-crazy-they-re-cool/20868/41
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link
sorry, bad link
better one:
http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/05/27/410005631/scott-walker-says-ultrasounds-are-just-a-cool-thing
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link
That low rumble you're sensing is evidence of ultrasound's inventor rotating at speed in his grave.
― scientist/exotic dancer (suzy), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
this won't hurt him at all but still lol
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
actually the GOP knows what it's doing. It's the Reasonable Option. "What's wrong with an ultrasound? It's painless!"
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
"And COOL!"
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
PAM is even cooker than ultrasound!
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
mandatory PAM on all tumorous rat backs!
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
Having Sanders-"realism" firefights with Rodhambots on a famous gay messageboard, and they are calling me WAY worse things than you ppl ever have.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link
interesting observation re sanders world view http://www.vox.com/2015/5/27/8671135/bernie-sanders-race
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
PerryRubioSantorumTrump although it would be hilariousWalker
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, May 27, 2015 11:01 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't perry this close away from a club fed prison cell himself?
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
have a hard time believing any Hillary supporters feel genuinely threatened by Sanders, what's that all about
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link
they are threatened by anyone dissing the inevitability of their monarch
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
its possible morbs cld be mischaracterizing the views and motivations of his tormentors
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link