are they gay?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link
they are certainly Castro-ready
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
with that look they have going on anyway
it's Texas, where the boys are big and the steers are nervous
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
i can't wait to have this conversation w/ my kids
Kids: Abba, why didn't you stop the coastal flooding that cost thousands of lives?Me: Well, kids, back in 2015 there was this message board called ILX and I just couldn't stop posting on this speculation thread about the 2016 election. I'm so sorry.
― Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
I couldn't stop voting for celebrities
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link
Are those all his sons? How come some of his sons look older than he is? Is Perry a shapeshifter who does not age!?!?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link
we all thought it was more important to talk abt the campaign, except one brave man who knew better... i think he died in the floor or whatever who wants to go to pittsburgh beach!
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link
so with Chafee, Bern, O'Malley and Herself we have 4 Dems. Any others coming?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link
webb maybe
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
Reagan.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
aren't all politicians by definition celebrities?
― Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
morbs i got u this
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--VzTlgLTJ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1282476397264601230.jpg
http://deadspin.com/here-are-some-photos-of-chris-christie-playing-softball-1709013820
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
are those perry's sons? i saw chatter on twitter that he was "flanked by SEALs"
― goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link
yeah idk i was just assuming
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link
"navy seal twins" have to be the perfect right-wing culture heroes that liberals have never ever heard of
― goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
lmao yup
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Luttrell
― goole, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
He began training for the U.S. Navy SEALs at the age of fifteen, with U.S. Army veteran Billy Shelton, who lived near Luttrell's home. He trained every day with his twin brother, Morgan, and others who aspired to join the U.S. Navy and other Special Operations Forces. Shelton trained them using various weight and endurance exercises. After high school, Luttrell attended Sam Houston State University, where he joined the Delta Tau Delta fraternity.[5]
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
Manchurian SEAL
― brownie, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link
the mythology around and worship of navy seals is one of the dumbest things about america
― marcos, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
yeah what other culture on earth mythologizes its elite heroes :p
― Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link
Elite warriors I meant. Hero obv very open to debate
my wife had a friend from high school who had an extra-marital affair with a NAVY Seal and wrote a thinly-veiled novel about it it was gross
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
I hear the women just go mad over their flippers
― Aimless, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
like they would have illicit sex and then he would be all "I have to go on a top secret mission!" *disappears out a window and into the night*
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
hahhaha nice
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
prob was not even in the military
actually a night manager at Arby's
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link
playing horsesauce
― pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link
wait, i remember this show from the 80s. the mom and dad had secret powers they were trying to hide.
http://i.imgur.com/qoHXf79.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
morbs, you realize the world is doomed no matter who we elect, right?
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
the world will be fine u guys dont worry too much about the world
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link
― Οὖτις,
wouldn't it have been better to say this before he mounted her?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link
good stuff hillary http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2015/06/04/hillary-leans-hard-into-the-battle-over-voting
― lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
the BACHELOR
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/01/politics/lindsey-graham-2016-bachelor/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
xp just fold voting registration into selective service registration imo easy-peasy yw usa government
― head clowning instructor (art), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
huh never knew there were gay rumors about Buchanan
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
surprised that no one has mentioned that perry's announcement included a remix of a country-rap song
video here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/rick-perry-has-a-rapcountry-song-about-rick-perry
more pulitzer-worthy coverage here: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/rick-perry-launches-presidential-campaign-with-rap-country-song-20150604
“Rick Perry supporter, let’s protect our border,” the rap part says. “To hell with anyone who don’t believe in the USA / Rick Perry all the way.”“I won’t back up / I don’t back down / I been raised up / To stand my ground / Take my job / But not my gun / Tax my check till I ain’t got none / ‘Cept for the good lord up above / I answer to no one,” the country part says.“Give me my right to vote / My right to tote / The weapon of my choice, don’t censor my voice,” goes the second rap verse.A spokesperson for Perry didn’t immediately return a request for comment about the song.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
Give me my right to vote / Texas' voter ID laws, signed by Rick Perry, are among the most restrictive to minorities and the poor in the nation
sorry not sure that scans or rhymes
― Clay, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link
wasn't John Rich available?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link
did you miss the "MY right" there
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
what if a countryrap remix was so good that it took off on the charts, and people across the country couldn't stop listening to it and talking about it, and the performer got invited on all the talk shows and did a SNL double-performance where they both hosted and performed the song, leading to a dramatic rise in the popularity of the candidate in rural areas and cities alike, and the election was a landslide, and the candidate named both the rapper and country singer co-vice presidents, and then they came up with a sequel to the song that took off internationally and led to world peace?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link
I been raised up / To stand my ground
Taking a leaf from the Zimmerman songbook, I see (and I ain't talking Bob).
― nickn, Thursday, 4 June 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link
So basically their entire identity is based on owning a firearm and little else, got it.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 June 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link
I was like that for a week or two w some G.I. Joe toys when I was 6.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 June 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Thursday, June 4, 2015 12:06 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Environmentalism is an insane utilitarian philosophy based on the idea that human existence is important somehow
― jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 5 June 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link
well it is important to me
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 June 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link
Right, exactly.
― jennifer islam (silby), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2015/06/what-do-so-many-obvious-losers-think-they-can-be-president
― j., Friday, 5 June 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link