Back in the 1980s Oregon's governor was a nice, but very drab fellow named Victor Atiyeh. Of course, his re-election lawn signs and bumper stickers all read: Atiyeh!As if his very name conjured up uncontrollable excitement. Jeb is reminiscent of Vic.
― Aimless, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
That looks like the title card for a TGIF sitcom.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
twitter think so too
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHebCS7WoAECikY.png
― lag∞n, Sunday, 14 June 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
I'm finally in sync with the twitter-brain! I feel like a scientologist who has gone clear.
― Frederik B, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
it is wonderful to me how bad Jeb is at this stuff, I'm luvin it
― Clay, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link
I mean, that's the Alf font, right?
― brimstead, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link
Wasn't that his Fla. logo too?
― pplains, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
Well maybe not the same font
http://i.imgur.com/HAK8fbG.jpg
if i were him, i would constantly be like "Jeb...sounds an awful lot like JOBS if u ask me. Hilary? doesnt even come close to sounding like jobs" in my commercials, i think that wins him the presidency
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
I like the cut of his Jeb
― soref, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
^^campaign slogan
― brimstead, Sunday, June 14, 2015 5:15 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
both acronyms too!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link
fixed
http://i.imgur.com/ee7oIl0.gif
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link
kinda reminds me of the coca-cola logo as well
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
exclam point means stage musical, ya dopes
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link
lmao fox is gonna hold a second tier debate for the candidates who dont fit in the first one!
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 June 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link
glad to see that trump will be debating somewhere, then
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link
lol if Fox is having to create a second debate just so you can get on tv, you probably aren't going to win anything. Have some self respect, candidates!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
maybe it'll be like the premier league and the best of the second tier debaters will win the right to ascend to the first group
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link
but no one, including the candidates themselves, will know who will rise to the top tier until the host of the debate gives them a rose
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link
weird to use an acronym that isn't all caps
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link
Can't wait to start filling out my brackets.
― pplains, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VpLoops.png
ty 4 info
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
He's not running just to clinch a book deal?
― Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
I will run to win a book deal.
― pplains, Monday, 15 June 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of lamar!
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/E/E1/fark_E1RSV-NaHMSj_bGuCHZeom2HliI.jpg?t=hmUyFXosrFHLr38ajT5QIQ&f=1434945600
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
hey look they found a black guy to stand behind JE!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link
never seen him give a speech before. this is pretty leaden.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
he sounds even more like Will Ferrell than Will-Ferrell-doin-Dubya
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
lol now he's shitting on Obama's record as a senator...? cuz Senators are more cowardly legislators than governors, or something? lol
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/16/us/16bush-web/16bush-web-master675.jpg
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link
not pictured: Lucy/football
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link
Miami made history for hosting two local boys announcing their prez candidacy, so on behalf of a penitent county I'm sorry.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
apology not accepted
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link
Guess she didn't make it down from Roosevelt Island.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link
Florida man runs for president
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SjzKJyy.jpg
Can I still vote for this guy?
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link
part of Florida's 1 percent too!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
pic of jeb running is so beautiful i want to cry
― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
Adviser: jeb u need to look relaxed, what relaxes u more than anythingJeb: watching marching band youtubes Adviser: ok I want us to channel that shit today
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
lol
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link
Irl lol at Lucy/football, because for the guy I thought was the presumptive R nominee, he's proving to be very Charlie Brown-like.
― Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link
don't you mean Carlos Brown
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link
Jeb running is like Chariots of Dipshit
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link
nuce to see MomBar on the right b.g., having been waterboarded into enthusiasm
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link
Jeb running is like Forest Gump.
― nickn, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link
"So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," Trump told the crowd, in a lengthy and meandering speech that hit on his signature issues like currency manipulation from China and job creation, as well as taking shots at the president and his competitors on the Republican side."Sadly the American dream is dead," Trump said at the end of his speech, promising to bring it back to life with his run.Just over four years after he came closer than ever to launching a campaign before bowing out, Trump made his announcement at the lavish Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York, laying out a vision to match his incoming campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again."The 68-story tower venue Trump used Tuesday is more than just the backdrop to Trump's presidential announcement, instead becoming a physical embodiment of what Trump is bringing to the table and the challenges he'll face as he formally enters politics.Trump has already billed himself as the "most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far," pointing out even that he owns a "Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."
"Sadly the American dream is dead," Trump said at the end of his speech, promising to bring it back to life with his run.
Just over four years after he came closer than ever to launching a campaign before bowing out, Trump made his announcement at the lavish Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York, laying out a vision to match his incoming campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again."
The 68-story tower venue Trump used Tuesday is more than just the backdrop to Trump's presidential announcement, instead becoming a physical embodiment of what Trump is bringing to the table and the challenges he'll face as he formally enters politics.
Trump has already billed himself as the "most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far," pointing out even that he owns a "Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
I feel like that running jpg is just screaming for some 'shops - get on it, internet
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
sorry, i'm too busy imagining trump actually ending his speech with "Sadly the American dream is dead," and walking off the stage, perhaps running back on to remind everybody of the value of his real estate portfolio
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
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