Your 2016 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

it is wonderful to me how bad Jeb is at this stuff, I'm luvin it

I mean, that's the Alf font, right?

Wasn't that his Fla. logo too?

Well maybe not the same font

http://i.imgur.com/HAK8fbG.jpg

if i were him, i would constantly be like "Jeb...sounds an awful lot like JOBS if u ask me. Hilary? doesnt even come close to sounding like jobs" in my commercials, i think that wins him the presidency

I like the cut of his Jeb

^^campaign slogan

I mean, that's the Alf font, right?

― brimstead, Sunday, June 14, 2015 5:15 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both acronyms too!

fixed

http://i.imgur.com/ee7oIl0.gif

kinda reminds me of the coca-cola logo as well

exclam point means stage musical, ya dopes

lmao fox is gonna hold a second tier debate for the candidates who dont fit in the first one!

glad to see that trump will be debating somewhere, then

lol if Fox is having to create a second debate just so you can get on tv, you probably aren't going to win anything. Have some self respect, candidates!

maybe it'll be like the premier league and the best of the second tier debaters will win the right to ascend to the first group

but no one, including the candidates themselves, will know who will rise to the top tier until the host of the debate gives them a rose

weird to use an acronym that isn't all caps

Can't wait to start filling out my brackets.

http://i.imgur.com/VpLoops.png

ty 4 info

He's not running just to clinch a book deal?

I will run to win a book deal.

reminds me of lamar!

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/E/E1/fark_E1RSV-NaHMSj_bGuCHZeom2HliI.jpg?t=hmUyFXosrFHLr38ajT5QIQ&f=1434945600

hey look they found a black guy to stand behind JE!

never seen him give a speech before. this is pretty leaden.

he sounds even more like Will Ferrell than Will-Ferrell-doin-Dubya

lol now he's shitting on Obama's record as a senator...? cuz Senators are more cowardly legislators than governors, or something? lol

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/16/us/16bush-web/16bush-web-master675.jpg

not pictured: Lucy/football

Miami made history for hosting two local boys announcing their prez candidacy, so on behalf of a penitent county I'm sorry.

apology not accepted

not pictured: Lucy/football

Guess she didn't make it down from Roosevelt Island.

Florida man runs for president

http://i.imgur.com/SjzKJyy.jpg

Can I still vote for this guy?

part of Florida's 1 percent too!

pic of jeb running is so beautiful i want to cry

Adviser: jeb u need to look relaxed, what relaxes u more than anything
Jeb: watching marching band youtubes
Adviser: ok I want us to channel that shit today

lol

Irl lol at Lucy/football, because for the guy I thought was the presumptive R nominee, he's proving to be very Charlie Brown-like.

don't you mean Carlos Brown

Jeb running is like Chariots of Dipshit

nuce to see MomBar on the right b.g., having been waterboarded into enthusiasm

Jeb running is like Forest Gump.

"So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," Trump told the crowd, in a lengthy and meandering speech that hit on his signature issues like currency manipulation from China and job creation, as well as taking shots at the president and his competitors on the Republican side.

"Sadly the American dream is dead," Trump said at the end of his speech, promising to bring it back to life with his run.

Just over four years after he came closer than ever to launching a campaign before bowing out, Trump made his announcement at the lavish Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York, laying out a vision to match his incoming campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again."

The 68-story tower venue Trump used Tuesday is more than just the backdrop to Trump's presidential announcement, instead becoming a physical embodiment of what Trump is bringing to the table and the challenges he'll face as he formally enters politics.

Trump has already billed himself as the "most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far," pointing out even that he owns a "Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."

I feel like that running jpg is just screaming for some 'shops - get on it, internet

sorry, i'm too busy imagining trump actually ending his speech with "Sadly the American dream is dead," and walking off the stage, perhaps running back on to remind everybody of the value of his real estate portfolio

https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/enten-datalab-trumphated.png?w=610&h=474

man I really hope the GOP keeps us this one-new-candidate-a-day rate for oh at least a few more weeks

wouldn't have expected more republicans know trump than sharpton

http://i.imgur.com/uxoGdFZ.jpg

the Apprentice is a v popular show iirc

xp