lmao fox is gonna hold a second tier debate for the candidates who dont fit in the first one!
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 June 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link
glad to see that trump will be debating somewhere, then
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link
lol if Fox is having to create a second debate just so you can get on tv, you probably aren't going to win anything. Have some self respect, candidates!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
maybe it'll be like the premier league and the best of the second tier debaters will win the right to ascend to the first group
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link
but no one, including the candidates themselves, will know who will rise to the top tier until the host of the debate gives them a rose
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link
weird to use an acronym that isn't all caps
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link
Can't wait to start filling out my brackets.
― pplains, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VpLoops.png
ty 4 info
― lag∞n, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
He's not running just to clinch a book deal?
― Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
I will run to win a book deal.
― pplains, Monday, 15 June 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
reminds me of lamar!
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/E/E1/fark_E1RSV-NaHMSj_bGuCHZeom2HliI.jpg?t=hmUyFXosrFHLr38ajT5QIQ&f=1434945600
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link
hey look they found a black guy to stand behind JE!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link
never seen him give a speech before. this is pretty leaden.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
he sounds even more like Will Ferrell than Will-Ferrell-doin-Dubya
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
lol now he's shitting on Obama's record as a senator...? cuz Senators are more cowardly legislators than governors, or something? lol
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/16/us/16bush-web/16bush-web-master675.jpg
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link
not pictured: Lucy/football
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link
Miami made history for hosting two local boys announcing their prez candidacy, so on behalf of a penitent county I'm sorry.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
apology not accepted
― Οὖτις, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link
Guess she didn't make it down from Roosevelt Island.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link
Florida man runs for president
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SjzKJyy.jpg
Can I still vote for this guy?
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link
part of Florida's 1 percent too!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link
pic of jeb running is so beautiful i want to cry
― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
Adviser: jeb u need to look relaxed, what relaxes u more than anythingJeb: watching marching band youtubes Adviser: ok I want us to channel that shit today
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
lol
― legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link
Irl lol at Lucy/football, because for the guy I thought was the presumptive R nominee, he's proving to be very Charlie Brown-like.
― Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link
don't you mean Carlos Brown
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link
Jeb running is like Chariots of Dipshit
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link
nuce to see MomBar on the right b.g., having been waterboarded into enthusiasm
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link
Jeb running is like Forest Gump.
― nickn, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link
"So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," Trump told the crowd, in a lengthy and meandering speech that hit on his signature issues like currency manipulation from China and job creation, as well as taking shots at the president and his competitors on the Republican side."Sadly the American dream is dead," Trump said at the end of his speech, promising to bring it back to life with his run.Just over four years after he came closer than ever to launching a campaign before bowing out, Trump made his announcement at the lavish Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York, laying out a vision to match his incoming campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again."The 68-story tower venue Trump used Tuesday is more than just the backdrop to Trump's presidential announcement, instead becoming a physical embodiment of what Trump is bringing to the table and the challenges he'll face as he formally enters politics.Trump has already billed himself as the "most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far," pointing out even that he owns a "Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."
"Sadly the American dream is dead," Trump said at the end of his speech, promising to bring it back to life with his run.
Just over four years after he came closer than ever to launching a campaign before bowing out, Trump made his announcement at the lavish Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in New York, laying out a vision to match his incoming campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again."
The 68-story tower venue Trump used Tuesday is more than just the backdrop to Trump's presidential announcement, instead becoming a physical embodiment of what Trump is bringing to the table and the challenges he'll face as he formally enters politics.
Trump has already billed himself as the "most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far," pointing out even that he owns a "Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
I feel like that running jpg is just screaming for some 'shops - get on it, internet
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
sorry, i'm too busy imagining trump actually ending his speech with "Sadly the American dream is dead," and walking off the stage, perhaps running back on to remind everybody of the value of his real estate portfolio
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
https://espnfivethirtyeight.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/enten-datalab-trumphated.png?w=610&h=474
man I really hope the GOP keeps us this one-new-candidate-a-day rate for oh at least a few more weeks
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
wouldn't have expected more republicans know trump than sharpton
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uxoGdFZ.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
the Apprentice is a v popular show iirc
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
use your Trump cards to strike popular deals!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah i 4got he has a show
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
Maybe not for long - I remember reading that a big reason he walked back from the brink of his last "run for president" was that it would have required him to give up hosting The Apprentice (or forced NBC to give each of the other candidates their own prime time show, I guess). So if he's in "for real" this time, maybe he's gonna hand off hosting duties to one or another of his horrifying spawn?
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link
lol donald trump is not "really" running for president donald trumps entire purpose in life is to generate publicity for donald trump which everyone happily plays along with because he is so comically hateful
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link
he's the trump, we're the chumps
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link
operation: chumped by trump
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
@DennisThePerrin Jeb Bush is THE GODFATHER III of candidates.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
good primer on the donalds fake/inherited money http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/23/business/yourmoney/whats-he-really-worth.html
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
1982 Wealth: Share of Fred's estimated $200 million fortune. Forbes explains: "Consummate self-promoter. Building Trump Tower next to Tiffany's. Angling for Atlantic City casino." Forbes quotes Donald: "'Man is the most vicious of animals and life is a series of battles ending in victory or defeat."'
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link
So basically Trump is most politicians if they were less humble.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
he should have used that in his speech
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link