Minnesota/Minnesotans C or D

otm

there is pure rest in the forest
there are teens up in the trees

lol

#'mocklyfe

Is this trend the healthgoth update of goths up trees? http://gothsuptrees.net

haha i'm not sure i've seen a health goth in mpls.......yet

http://www.minnpost.com/twin-cities-business/2015/07/what-arrival-amazon-means-minnesota-retailers?utm_content=bufferb5dfe&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

hm. : /

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/07/13/travel/where-to-go-in-the-north-loop-of-minneapolis.html?smid=tw-nytimestravel&_r=0

lol

what can one do but sigh

Oh shit, I know her

it's nice that condo dwellers are taking up a craft of some kind tho

http://i1.nyt.com/images/2015/07/19/travel/19SURFACING3/19SURFACING3-jumbo.jpg

seems to involve boards

And being total pigs.

bachelor farmer was tasty, i liked it

Ditto S&S.

Oh shit, I know her

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, July 20, 2015 3:22 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao i do (did; school, way back) too

I just ate at bachelor farmer this weekend for anniversary w/GF. I'd never been there before and it was delicious. Also, RT Rybak held the door for us, for real! so what is lol

https://t.co/prSqQupVrR

survey by the saint paul pd about use of body cams

lots of questions around preferences for privacy of footage, who has a say over waiving it and when

http://www.theonion.com/article/local-swingers-not-going-drive-out-goddamn-oakdale-50900

goddamit betty

https://twitter.com/MinnPost/status/626423221911453696

so dumb

Three tweets I wrote this morning:

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626382779995926528
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626383959673286656
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626384616740425728

ppl be vindictive as fuck about that lion

@djperry1973 otm

mcollum has always been kind of an unremarkable hack imo. i'm open to evidence otherwise but that is how i feel.

lots of upscale urban liberal hot button stuff but not much in the way of anything else that i've seen? not like i pay super close attn tho

the last thing i remember is during the '12 election cycle when her big issue was a move to shame the army out of spending $x million advertising/sponsoring a nascar team

Ugh, this lion is the biggest story in local media here since Adrian Peterson. I am already so over it.

i can't imagine trying to move 1 pixel to shame this asshole, let alone go to his office with a mean note, christ

then again i can't imagine having a lion in my sights and not wanting to let him keep living

that depends entirely on if the lion is about to eat my face; I can imagine not wanting him to keep living in that specific scenario, much like I can imagine wanting to kill a shark if it's trying to gnaw on me

I go out of my way to kill hornets because fuck hornets, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

Fuck Hornets is touring with Fuck Buttons later this year, right

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/aug/04/insiders-cultural-guide-minneapolis-band

Collegiate girls often wear Northface jackets, leggings, yoga pants, Columbia Sportswear. Some have a crust punk, Diablo Cody-esque look: asymmetrical haircuts, septum piercings, bandanas worn around the neck for no real reason, ripped jorts, etc. If you go downtown, you’ll see a lot of suits. On the West Bank, where Somalis live — Minneapolis has one of the largest Somali populations in the diaspora— a lot of the young women wear outfits purchased at the local Somali mall and mocked in various #StarterKit memes on Twitter. There’s no uniform but everyone looks comfortable.

in case you forgot what an understatement was like

http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/columns/3815082-marilyn-heltzer-dont-try-any-language-unless-you-are-very-fluent

i have no idea what this is supposed to be about

Maybe it's a recycled Prairie Home Companion monologue?

powerful

it's about death afaict

Now in a quick switch

"don't speak foreign languages OH MY ELDERLY BONES WEIGH UPON ME SO"

rip marilyn

"THE LISTLESS ENNUI OF ADVANCING DEATH GRIPS ME how about them Twins?"

personally i don't think it's cool to make fun of people who have obviously had an undiagnosed stroke

LITTLE T'S???

http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/where-to-get-the-best-adult-milkshakes-in-the-twin-cities-7544266

while i'm linkdumping

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2015/08/17/every-county-in-america-ranked-by-natural-beauty/

hey how about you fuck off

seems like "tough winters" play an inordinate part --- like, most of VT is average or below and, like, have you seen Vermont??

waffle cheese fries what the fuck is going on

is mallman slowly turning into scott seekins

https://twitter.com/markmallman/status/634815107256573952

Also, is Rep. Ellison now his PR manager?

https://twitter.com/keithellison/status/634759187973701632

That reminds me--did I hear about this account from this thread or somewhere else?

https://www.facebook.com/mn.soundscene

http://www.startribune.com/u-makes-top-10-in-list-of-edu-email-accounts-on-hacked-adultery-website/322547912/

lol

the fuck is this

https://twitter.com/alt933fm/status/637339408870445056

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