now be grown
― computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link
GET OLDER
chasing liquor with WHAT?
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:38 (eight years ago) link
most of all you should totally let some lamer sharing shitty memes on social media judge you
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:52 (eight years ago) link
"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link
i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.
Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link
Bonus points for the scare quotes round mom.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link
Now be groan
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
You did a thing with your body and someone else's body now you must pay the price the price is your life and your dreams forever btw
Just in case you thought you were anything but an incubator
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
i saw one like this that made me so mad that i fixated on it for days. it was like "sometimes you have to grow up and stop clubbing/staying out til 4am/take care of your kids"made me think that people without kids are the new witchesif you are not staying home with your kids, you are clubbing til 4am like a witchit's one or the otheryou are either responsible and a parent or you are 4am clubberthere is no other option so which are you
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link
Which witch is which
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link
and their favourite song at this club is "We don't need no baby sitter"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
we are out with the drugs, yelling at the windows of good parents' homes on our way home at 4am
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link
At least you can still be a rapper, thoughhttps://vimeo.com/29048422
― cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1011810_10151730794189254_776670695_n.jpg?oh=7877cb15df0a290fc932c5e2f0397fbb&oe=560E562A
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
so tired of the crying-laugh smiley now.
― cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
good god people get it together
― j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
can't believe anyone really thinks there are any squares in that picture.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
La Lechera otm
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
Reminds me
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1423698761284349&id=1415944565393102
― Trap Queenius (wins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
OK, I'm worrying about what to get them instead of turning up, am I doing it right?
― kinder, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
Average salaries in AZ and desired education levels...Teacher - bachelor's required, masters preferred. $35K.Electrical Engineer - bachelor's required, masters preferred $65K.Doctor- Bachelor's, 4 yrs med school, and 3-8 yrs of intern required. $200K....NFL player: no diploma required. $14 million a year.And this is what is wrong with the world today folks...
― Spottie, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link
NFL players are still getting a bad deal from the bosses tbqh
― cat-haver (silby), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
As usual players salaries get the complaints, not owner profits or the idiotic deals voters make with them. I guess because everyday folks can identify with & envy players but genuine rich people are beyond conception.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
There is no way the average salary on any NFL team is above 5 mil
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Holy Fucking Shit guys three years of this thread
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
Are facebook macros still terrible? I've been away for a while.
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link
Yeah I hate that, NFL players get so fucked
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:53 (eight years ago) link
fortunately here in the bay area you can rest assured that electrical engineers make way more than doctors. all's right in the world!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
totally agree that nfl players and doctors shouldn't make that much
― qualx, Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link
But what about all non-NFL football once you factor in HS teams and weekend BBQ pickup games the average is probably more agreeable
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11403122_960142907358699_8870793249616446948_n.jpg?oh=52018b9d969886a9ec49495fc8c24274&oe=56173A14
looks like there's disease on that blanket
― and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
aubrey beardsley doing these things now?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
seems like a good deal
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link
loooool
http://i.imgur.com/BOHeKiu.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
some things just taste better than others, right?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
that part of a banana is gross and no-one benefits from eating it
genitals / butthole just a normal part of human bodies and genital / butthole-eating benefits both eater and eatee
embrace pleasure, reject gross banana parts imo
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
95% today?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
is it eat out an asshole day or what now
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
*checks calendar*
yes
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
cool. <chows down on a brown eye>
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link
does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised
― qualx, Friday, 17 July 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link
95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 July 2015 10:03 (eight years ago) link
Oh. That's nice.
― Mark G, Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link
xp vmic
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 17 July 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link