why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

so tired of the crying-laugh smiley now.

good god people get it together

can't believe anyone really thinks there are any squares in that picture.

La Lechera otm

Which witch is which

Reminds me

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1423698761284349&id=1415944565393102

OK, I'm worrying about what to get them instead of turning up, am I doing it right?

Average salaries in AZ and desired education levels...
Teacher - bachelor's required, masters preferred. $35K.
Electrical Engineer - bachelor's required, masters preferred $65K.
Doctor- Bachelor's, 4 yrs med school, and 3-8 yrs of intern required. $200K....
NFL player: no diploma required. $14 million a year.
And this is what is wrong with the world today folks...

NFL players are still getting a bad deal from the bosses tbqh

As usual players salaries get the complaints, not owner profits or the idiotic deals voters make with them. I guess because everyday folks can identify with & envy players but genuine rich people are beyond conception.

There is no way the average salary on any NFL team is above 5 mil

Holy Fucking Shit guys three years of this thread

Are facebook macros still terrible? I've been away for a while.

Yeah I hate that, NFL players get so fucked

fortunately here in the bay area you can rest assured that electrical engineers make way more than doctors. all's right in the world!

totally agree that nfl players and doctors shouldn't make that much

But what about all non-NFL football once you factor in HS teams and weekend BBQ pickup games the average is probably more agreeable

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11403122_960142907358699_8870793249616446948_n.jpg?oh=52018b9d969886a9ec49495fc8c24274&oe=56173A14

looks like there's disease on that blanket

aubrey beardsley doing these things now?

seems like a good deal

loooool

http://i.imgur.com/BOHeKiu.jpg

some things just taste better than others, right?

that part of a banana is gross and no-one benefits from eating it

genitals / butthole just a normal part of human bodies and genital / butthole-eating benefits both eater and eatee

embrace pleasure, reject gross banana parts imo

95% today?

is it eat out an asshole day or what now

*checks calendar*

yes

cool. <chows down on a brown eye>

your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous

does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot

gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised

95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole

Oh. That's nice.

xp vmic

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11745447_10153385483310801_3830122990240090285_n.jpg?oh=3ccaeabba26cd7d78aaeb049df5ff1a1&oe=561745AC

"Turn that frown upside-down, mister!"

- Huey Newton

when life gives you lemons, make prison lemonade -

- eldridge cleaver

“Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”

- #OnlyTeenThings

something to put on your facebook courtesy of liartown:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/39d6c4a2e9d3e57b89693fc5916ad106/tumblr_ngyaiha5cd1s71q1zo1_1280.png

you can't say it any clearer than that

i think maybe one more word in capitals would make it perfectly clear

THAN

Wait.. I thought I knew what it was but run it past me another time

Even the stock model looks mildly perplexed but she's more like 'yeah whatever just take my picture now'

http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/1572/8/original/640.jpg

http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/put-the-elderly-in-prison-political-graphic.jpg

video surveillance in case of problems? right. as if the guards come running to the assistance of any inmate who has a problem.

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423844_10153522159986757_6671207645176053512_n.jpg?oh=e0043b90d9c8806e145d6f00a9c781c2&oe=561122F4

take it to the teal and orange thread

is that a… sex thing?

"I am the way, the truth, and the life"

- Omnipotent floating glowing cylinder

less interesting version of the GEB cover