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Would you ever say the words "Hot dog sandwich"?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

Any other sandwich contains the word "sandwich". You don't eat a "Peanut Butter and Jelly", you eat a "Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich". You don't eat a "Egg Salad" you eat an "Egg Salad Sandwich".

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

Would you ever say the words "hamburger sandwich"?

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Croque Monsieur sandwich

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

I have before, and I might again someday.

xps - a muffaletta is a sandwich but doesn't require the word "sandwich" to know what it is and that it's a sandwich. Ditto po-boy, hoagie, grinder, Reuben, etc

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

A hot dog is a sandwich.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

my takeaway here is that Adam isn't very familiar with sandwiches

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

if anyone ever said blt sandwich i might laugh at them

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

BLT also. You guys are right about that.

Still I think one must differentiate between breads, a hamburger/hotdog bun is not easily replaced w your standard slice of white or wheat bread.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

"I'd like a turkey club."
"You want a meat cudgel made out of pressed turkey????"
"What? No, I want a turkey club sandwich."
"Oh! You have to say 'sandwich' otherwise no one knows what you're talking about."
"Shut up, Adam."

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Still I think one must differentiate between breads, a hamburger/hotdog bun is not easily replaced w your standard slice of white or wheat bread.

confirms DJP's takeaway completely

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

"breaderonormative" = threadwinner imo

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

I mean of course it is true to say a hot dog is a sandwich, obviously, obviously, it obviously is a sandwich, and of course it is more accurate to say that it is a hot dog that is how categories work

And you can cut one in half. Why is there a person who thinks that you can't cut a hot dog and why do they think that is a defining characteristic of a sandwich

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

Has there ever been a time when you were at a deli ordering a sandwich and they asked "What kind of meat would you like?" and offered hot dog meat as an option?

if it's a torta place, then yes.

lil urbane (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

http://www.seriouseats.com/torta.jpg

lil urbane (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

A torta is a sandwich before anyone starts

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link

Why is there a person who thinks that you can't cut a hot dog and why do they think that is a defining characteristic of a sandwich

I think if we can answer this question, we will be capable of solving most of the social crises that currently threaten modern civilization.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link

Are we saying that a hot dog bun is two slices of bread? Typically it comes as one unified bun.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

That is the most bonkers thing itt even beating out dog latin's assertion that filled baguettes are not sandwiches

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

Xp

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

hinged bun already a confirmed non-issue, subway calls their sandwiches sandwiches and they come on hinged buns

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link

^sandwich

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

^otm

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

A hot dog is a sandwich.

― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Monday, August 3, 2015 12:35 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

i agree with all of the above logic and yet i voted "not a sandwich" because "not a sandwich" is a feeling

lil urbane (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

Like climate change denial

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

"Typically it comes as one unified bun." - yes, also true of many bun/sub roll/baguette-based entities (as wins correctly notes).

Sloppy Joe - on a bun, fits the basic bread/stuff/bread criterion regardless of whether the bun-hinge is complete or severed. It is a sandwich.

Lobster roll - on a bun, fits the basic bread/stuff/bread criterion regardless of whether the bun-hinge is complete or severed. It is a sandwich,

Croque monsieur (cf. all open-faced sandwich-like entities): often served on ONE piece of bread. While it is not bread/meat/bread, it is still traditionally and rightly classed as a sandwich, via a grand-pere clause.

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

I have no idea what a torta exactly is, but based on Jordan's photo I would eat the fuck out of one right now. That's amore.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 August 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link

They are dope

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

Yeah whatever that is it looks fucking awesome.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

I voted non-sandwich despite having to acknowledge that the pro-sandwich people have logic on their side, guess it's kind of a heart/mind dichotomy.

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

Tortas are DOPE

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

Torta cubana is the shit

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

I'm hungry

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

The original question is a bit confusing because it does not specify is breading is involved or not. You could take it to mean a hot dog complete w the trappings or simply a hot dog straight out of the package, cooked solo over a campfire.

Agree that pro-sandwichers have logic on their side.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Spider dogs!

https://hotcheapeasy.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/2011-july-montauk-049.jpg

not a sandwich, but def awesome

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

If 'open-faced' is a legitimate variety of sandwich, then the parameters of sandwichdom seem far-reaching indeed. If you don't even need two pieces of bread, who says you need bread at all? Looking forward to the sandwich avant garde.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/38/7a/79/387a794cb7780e38c889f501504622a3.jpg

these fuckin guys

j., Monday, 3 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

I voted non-sandwich despite having to acknowledge that the pro-sandwich people have logic on their side, guess it's kind of a heart/mind dichotomy.

is-sandwich leaners are looking at this as question of scientific taxonomy, as if these were natural kinds; is-not-sandwich leaners see these as distinct cultural kinds, looking at this question more ethnographically & nominalistically

drash, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

If you don't even need two pieces of bread, who says you need bread at all?

And now, at long last, we arrive at the sorites paradox (though in truth we were there all along).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorites_paradox

Most reasonable people will agree that one grain of sand is definitely not a heap of sand. Also, most reasonable people will agree that a million grains of sand definitely constitutes a heap of sand.

So at what point does it become a heap of sand? Two grains? Three? A hundred grains? If so, then why 100 grains and not 99 grains?

Similarly, if we say a sandwich requires two pieces of bread, why two and not one? Or three?

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

drash otm on the competing frames of reference.

I'm still on team "degrees of sandwich"

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

I take the heap of sand with a pinch of salt.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link

"Perhaps it will be treaties that will come to be known for eternity as Sandwiches. Great leaders of countries will say, "Let us enact a Sandwich, that our two nations shall cease to be enemies. By the terms of this most sacred and honorable Sandwich, let us have peace in our great lands." That would be a most fitting tribute to me, considering my tireless contributions to the treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle in 1748."

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

hey guys, i'm having a barbeque lunch meal on Tuesday. hamburger sandwiches and hot dog sandwiches will be served by humans, but please bring a side food dish. you'll probably want to wear short pants because it's supposed to be a high-temperature day.

-unabomber

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

enjoying Ye Mad Puffin posting itt because his name has been making me think of

http://c8.alamy.com/comp/C5E602/two-tins-of-ye-olde-oak-american-style-hot-dogs-sausages-in-brine-C5E602.jpg

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link


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