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is a gordita or an arepa or a pupusa a sandwich?

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

is ravioli a sandwich

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:26 (eight years ago) link

you're a sandwich

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 August 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

not the 1st time I've been subposted

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link

stuffed pastries will maybe be sandwiches one day, but today is not that day. sorry empanadas, calzones, pasties, gorditas, arepas, and pupusas (i am assuming these are all stuffed breads/pastries -- not easy to find all of these in my city). ravioli is one step further removed.

pastry can be the bread of a sandwich though, ham and cheese on a croissant is A) delicious B) pastry-based C) sandwich.

as the self-appointed ILX Dean of Sandwiches I thank you all for your sandwich questions. I shall eat one sandwich deemed a "hot dog" in each of your honours.

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link

war criminal

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link

you can't self-appoint yourself to a position of power without breaking a few eggs

and before you ask, an omelet is not a sandwich

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

Gonna have some taco sandwiches for dinner tonight, can't wait.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

Chicken pot pie - sandwich? It is stuff surrounded by a breadlike product.

For that matter, so is an apple pie.

Ye Mad Puffin, Monday, 3 August 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

pies are cousins of sandwiches. and tacos where is that even coming from

your logic traps do not make hot dogs any less a-sandwich

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

you're a cousin of a sandwich

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

i do have a cousin named reuben so joke's on you

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

it's a clever pun you dumb idiots!

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

http://www.tmfile.com/mark/?q=783764574

drash, Monday, 3 August 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

because of the sandwiches which are there

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

i would like to draw everyone's attention to this sandwich called a "mother-in-law"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother-in-law_(tamale)

i found this while researching sandwiches. after all a leader should be knowledgeable of that in his purview

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

your mother-in-law's a sandwich

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 August 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

once I ordered a pork chop taco in SA and it was a : pork chop, cooked normally with bone in, in a tortilla. I think that taco at least was a sandwich.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link

transgressive food delivery mechanism vs. tightly-curated finite list of predetermined, vetted creations

self-appointed ILX Dean of Sandwiches

after all a leader should be knowledgeable of that in his purview

oh i see, it's the old story, radical/revolutionary —> tyrant
sandwich robespierre

drash, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link

i'll have you decapitated and your headmeat served on a kaiser, motherfucker, test me

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link

a hot dog is

what i'm going to have for dinner

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

we talking grilled and neat? or some swanky body hot dogs at a secret NYC club?

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link

i'm just gonna sweat them in a bit of water in my frying pan, toss some butter in, brown'em, and then put them in a coupla buns with mustard and some cheddar slices, nbd, basic monday, what's with all the questions

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link

i'm just gonna sweat them in a bit of water in my frying pan, toss some butter in, brown'em, and then put them in a coupla buns with mustard and some cheddar slices, nbd, basic monday, what's with all the questions

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, August 3, 2015 7:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my man

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link

starting to think i should've found a way to exclude the queen's subjects from this poll, it's too important to have a bunch of people who don't know shit about hot dogs up in it

j., Monday, 3 August 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link

real talk

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

britishers are making a good case but I will keep voting for "not a sandwich " until system (a britisher too iirc) gets it

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

still not a sandwich

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 3 August 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link

a hot dog is a sandwich if you slice it into thin, flat, and round slices, and then you put those on tiny slices of bread to make tiny bologna sandwiches

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link

i'm game, don't slice too fine
http://newyork.seriouseats.com/images/2011/10/20111012-cumbre-headcheese-sandwich.jpg

drash, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

a sliced hot dog, in slices, sliced on bread of any kind --- is not a hot dog

if the tube is intact between even an infinitely planar surface, it is still a hot dog, hinged bun be damned.

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

what about a hot dog annulus on a hamburger sandwich's bun?

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link

or a hot dog annulus between smaller and larger radius bread annuli?

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

would that we had the technology

still a dog, dogg

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

If the thread didn't want UK input, it shouldn't have strayed so close to 'what is a pie' - pie phones are ringing softly across the country.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:01 (eight years ago) link

1741: His first completed work - a slice of bread, a slice of bread on top of that, and a slice of turkey on top of both - fails miserably. Bitterly disappointed, he returns to his studio and begins again.

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:17 (eight years ago) link

"jason waterfalls (gbx)
Posted: August 3, 2015 at 7:06:51 PM
a sliced hot dog, in slices, sliced on bread of any kind --- is not a hot dog

if the tube is intact between even an infinitely planar surface, it is still a hot dog, hinged bun be damned."

God bless you my friend and saint and scholar

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link

Main ingredient: bread.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 09:08 (eight years ago) link

I am not going to eat a "hot dog annulus." nope

Ye Mad Puffin, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:04 (eight years ago) link

cf andouillette

drash, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:20 (eight years ago) link

andouillette is like the supremum of hot dogs (sans bun of course)

Even though it literally smells like shit

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

Would you ever say the words "Hot dog sandwich"?

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 3, 2015 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you arguing for tautology?
Since a hot dog is inevitably a sandwich you would be declaring the same semantic referent twice wouldn't you?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

Is bologna a sausage?

how's life, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link

Rag bologna is a long stick, or "chub" of high fat bologna traditionally sold wrapped in a cloth rag.

j., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

Our Hot Dog Was, Is (Townshend, 3:23)

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

I'm sorry, I know it's off-topic but can we go back to "patrissy" for a second?

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

lol that pug

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

i am making a late pass on this but imo this is a silly question. my thoughts:

1) yes, a hot dog is a sandwich - it is food served between pieces of bread. it does not matter whatsoever that people do not typically call it a sandwich or say "i want a sandwich, maybe a hot dog sandwich!", it is still technically a sandwich
2) a hot dog (or a folded pizza) is not a taco, fuck outta with that bullshit, a taco requires a tortilla, that is what makes it a taco, not goddamn bun. i can't even imagine what you are thinking when you call a hot dog a taco.

marcos, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link


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