a hot dog is

i'll have you decapitated and your headmeat served on a kaiser, motherfucker, test me

a hot dog is

what i'm going to have for dinner

we talking grilled and neat? or some swanky body hot dogs at a secret NYC club?

i'm just gonna sweat them in a bit of water in my frying pan, toss some butter in, brown'em, and then put them in a coupla buns with mustard and some cheddar slices, nbd, basic monday, what's with all the questions

i'm just gonna sweat them in a bit of water in my frying pan, toss some butter in, brown'em, and then put them in a coupla buns with mustard and some cheddar slices, nbd, basic monday, what's with all the questions

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, August 3, 2015 7:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my man

starting to think i should've found a way to exclude the queen's subjects from this poll, it's too important to have a bunch of people who don't know shit about hot dogs up in it

real talk

britishers are making a good case but I will keep voting for "not a sandwich " until system (a britisher too iirc) gets it

still not a sandwich

a hot dog is a sandwich if you slice it into thin, flat, and round slices, and then you put those on tiny slices of bread to make tiny bologna sandwiches

i'm game, don't slice too fine
http://newyork.seriouseats.com/images/2011/10/20111012-cumbre-headcheese-sandwich.jpg

a sliced hot dog, in slices, sliced on bread of any kind --- is not a hot dog

if the tube is intact between even an infinitely planar surface, it is still a hot dog, hinged bun be damned.

what about a hot dog annulus on a hamburger sandwich's bun?

or a hot dog annulus between smaller and larger radius bread annuli?

would that we had the technology

still a dog, dogg

https://www.rover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pug-buried-in-sand.jpg

If the thread didn't want UK input, it shouldn't have strayed so close to 'what is a pie' - pie phones are ringing softly across the country.

1741: His first completed work - a slice of bread, a slice of bread on top of that, and a slice of turkey on top of both - fails miserably. Bitterly disappointed, he returns to his studio and begins again.

"jason waterfalls (gbx)
Posted: August 3, 2015 at 7:06:51 PM
a sliced hot dog, in slices, sliced on bread of any kind --- is not a hot dog

if the tube is intact between even an infinitely planar surface, it is still a hot dog, hinged bun be damned."

God bless you my friend and saint and scholar

Main ingredient: bread.

I am not going to eat a "hot dog annulus." nope

cf andouillette

andouillette is like the supremum of hot dogs (sans bun of course)

Even though it literally smells like shit

Would you ever say the words "Hot dog sandwich"?

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 3, 2015 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you arguing for tautology?
Since a hot dog is inevitably a sandwich you would be declaring the same semantic referent twice wouldn't you?

Is bologna a sausage?

Rag bologna is a long stick, or "chub" of high fat bologna traditionally sold wrapped in a cloth rag.

Our Hot Dog Was, Is (Townshend, 3:23)

I'm sorry, I know it's off-topic but can we go back to "patrissy" for a second?

lol that pug

i am making a late pass on this but imo this is a silly question. my thoughts:

1) yes, a hot dog is a sandwich - it is food served between pieces of bread. it does not matter whatsoever that people do not typically call it a sandwich or say "i want a sandwich, maybe a hot dog sandwich!", it is still technically a sandwich
2) a hot dog (or a folded pizza) is not a taco, fuck outta with that bullshit, a taco requires a tortilla, that is what makes it a taco, not goddamn bun. i can't even imagine what you are thinking when you call a hot dog a taco.

also
3) a "toast sandwich" is some stupid bullshit and really is not worth anyone's time

Harry Rose is the final authority on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6HB-w_7xRM

There is a Limp Bizkit song on this issue but hell if I am ever going to post a Limp Bizkit video.

i really doubt they have a line as good as the Yom Kippur one by Harry

Wait til you hear about the fucked up kid with the fucked up knife

1745: After four years of frenzied labor, he is convinced he is on the threshold of success. He exhibits before his peers two slices of turkey with a slice of bread in the middle. His work is rejected by all but David Hume, who senses the imminence of something great and encourages him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4vNrDeNzo

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--brfplWJD--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1375026751838010799.jpg

what was his answer?!??

I don't know; I don't watch ESPN. I just spotted the image.

sometimes i feel like you don't care at all about some of the most important things

Not all hot dogs are sandwiches, but these hot dogs are sandwiches:

http://images.tastespotting.com/uploads/thumbnail/96099.jpg

when i went to australia some schoolkids told me they don't have hot dogs, just sausages in sandwich bread

this is a different thing fyi

and a glorious tradition of democracy

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A hot dog is a wave and a particle.

The hot dog is not the territory.

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a mandate

!!!
(tbh confess i voted 'not' but am shocked by these results; expected obverse landslide)