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"jason waterfalls (gbx)
Posted: August 3, 2015 at 7:06:51 PM
a sliced hot dog, in slices, sliced on bread of any kind --- is not a hot dog

if the tube is intact between even an infinitely planar surface, it is still a hot dog, hinged bun be damned."

God bless you my friend and saint and scholar

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 06:34 (eight years ago) link

Main ingredient: bread.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 09:08 (eight years ago) link

I am not going to eat a "hot dog annulus." nope

Ye Mad Puffin, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:04 (eight years ago) link

cf andouillette

drash, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:20 (eight years ago) link

andouillette is like the supremum of hot dogs (sans bun of course)

Even though it literally smells like shit

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

Would you ever say the words "Hot dog sandwich"?

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, August 3, 2015 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you arguing for tautology?
Since a hot dog is inevitably a sandwich you would be declaring the same semantic referent twice wouldn't you?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link

Is bologna a sausage?

how's life, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link

Rag bologna is a long stick, or "chub" of high fat bologna traditionally sold wrapped in a cloth rag.

j., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

Our Hot Dog Was, Is (Townshend, 3:23)

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

I'm sorry, I know it's off-topic but can we go back to "patrissy" for a second?

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link

lol that pug

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

i am making a late pass on this but imo this is a silly question. my thoughts:

1) yes, a hot dog is a sandwich - it is food served between pieces of bread. it does not matter whatsoever that people do not typically call it a sandwich or say "i want a sandwich, maybe a hot dog sandwich!", it is still technically a sandwich
2) a hot dog (or a folded pizza) is not a taco, fuck outta with that bullshit, a taco requires a tortilla, that is what makes it a taco, not goddamn bun. i can't even imagine what you are thinking when you call a hot dog a taco.

marcos, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

also
3) a "toast sandwich" is some stupid bullshit and really is not worth anyone's time

marcos, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

Harry Rose is the final authority on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6HB-w_7xRM

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

There is a Limp Bizkit song on this issue but hell if I am ever going to post a Limp Bizkit video.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 14:38 (eight years ago) link

i really doubt they have a line as good as the Yom Kippur one by Harry

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

Wait til you hear about the fucked up kid with the fucked up knife

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

1745: After four years of frenzied labor, he is convinced he is on the threshold of success. He exhibits before his peers two slices of turkey with a slice of bread in the middle. His work is rejected by all but David Hume, who senses the imminence of something great and encourages him.

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

what was his answer?!??

j., Friday, 7 August 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

I don't know; I don't watch ESPN. I just spotted the image.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

sometimes i feel like you don't care at all about some of the most important things

j., Friday, 7 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

Not all hot dogs are sandwiches, but these hot dogs are sandwiches:

http://images.tastespotting.com/uploads/thumbnail/96099.jpg

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

when i went to australia some schoolkids told me they don't have hot dogs, just sausages in sandwich bread

this is a different thing fyi

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

and a glorious tradition of democracy

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 30 August 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

A hot dog is a wave and a particle.

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Sunday, 30 August 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link

The hot dog is not the territory.

Aimless, Sunday, 30 August 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 31 August 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

a mandate

j., Monday, 31 August 2015 00:07 (eight years ago) link

!!!
(tbh confess i voted 'not' but am shocked by these results; expected obverse landslide)

drash, Monday, 31 August 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

A great victory

Modern French Music from Failure to Boulez (askance johnson), Monday, 31 August 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link

morning in america

^

a great time to eat a hot dog btw

j., Monday, 31 August 2015 00:36 (eight years ago) link

i expect some of our friends across the atlantic will be outraged

drash, Monday, 31 August 2015 00:49 (eight years ago) link

they lost the revolution

j., Monday, 31 August 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link

i ate some hot dogs yesterday they were v good

johnny crunch, Monday, 31 August 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link

3) a "toast sandwich" is some stupid bullshit and really is not worth anyone's time

― marcos, Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:58 AM (3 weeks ago)

wonder bread (soggy)
mayonnaise
kraft cheese
bologna
marcos, Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:58 AM
bologna
mayonnaise
wonder bread (soggy)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 31 August 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link

From this day forth, I'm going to call every sandwich I eat a hot dog to protest this outrage.

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link

A hot dog is a wave and a particle.

― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch)

ultimately i think this is the truest (non)position

drash, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link

you know who's a real hot dog is that trump feller

brimstead, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link

i leave ilx for one fucking minute and

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 06:37 (eight years ago) link

may be yr hot dog despotism begot this revolt

drash, Thursday, 3 September 2015 06:53 (eight years ago) link

its not a sandwich

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link

Is a hamburger a hot dog?

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:15 (eight years ago) link

If a sandwich is just bread with a filling then surely a hotdog is a subset of sandwich?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:33 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf4peGGhVck

jmm, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

FIENDISH

j., Wednesday, 15 February 2017 03:24 (seven years ago) link


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