Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

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not so nice but also not so interesting either. and wrong, he looks fantastic in the photos.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

it does look like an in flight mag cover though

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Discussing BBM a decade (!) later. He sounds far smarter and more self-assured than he ever did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anGypG5-T-8

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

from that southpaw movie & training, he should fight mike b Jordan from creed irl on ppv

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

in leather thongs

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

Good interview, and I like a lot of what he had to say, but I have to wonder if BBM can ever be spoken about with anything but awed reverence.

Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

I was pretty bored by it. Ang Lee is boring in general.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link

it does seem like a lot of the discourse around the film has more to do with its particular cultural moment and less to do with it as an actual film or as part of a continuum of films about gay people.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

It's a period piece.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

Confirmed on a mass cultural scale that women love gay slash.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

apparently women and gay men love retro lesbian stuff, hence the dullish and rewarded Carol

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

He needs it after giving the worst movie performance of his career.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

why don't you come up and go with me?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

and has anyone heard him sing?

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

IF it runs thru spring, maybe! I'm planning a trip to Gotham then.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

He sang a Dreamgirls tune on SNL a decade ago. He's more in tune with nudity.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link

i didnt see the movie but it dawned on me that its kinda audacious to portray a titular southpaw boxer as i presume a righty?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

it runs Feb 11-Apr 23; don't give me 'a decade ago', i'm sure he's had some training since.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 December 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

watched southpaw, jake is convincing mostly, fight scenes and otherwise although its so quickly cut that its a bit hard to tell @ times; his inward mumbling even in press conferences is good, betrays his lack of confidence & orphan background; the music is v bad and of course his role was orig written for eminem ~o_o~

johnny crunch, Saturday, 17 December 2016 19:04 (seven years ago) link

I didn't understand why that movie needed to be made
other than for me to learn about the "philly shell" I guess

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 December 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

directed by antoine fuqua, written by kurt sutter, i took a hard pass

nomar, Saturday, 17 December 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I saw Nocturnal Animals recently. Loved it immensely. But he holds no sexual appeal to me. :-( Well, he does but not in a movie stqr way.

nathom, Friday, 13 January 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

can Jake bark for me

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TGE1oqA.gif

Heavy Doors (jed_), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 00:48 (seven years ago) link

Ben Brantley, NYT:

“Mr. Gyllenhaal translates the intensity that has characterized his most memorable screen appearances (including Brokeback Mountain and Nightcrawler) into a searing theatrical presence, in which his eyes are his center of gravity. He embodies one of Seurat’s favorite artistic dictums, ‘concentrate,’ with an unwavering focus that seems to consume and illuminate the dark.

“Mr. Gyllenhaal invests every note he sings with the rapt determination of someone trying to capture and pin down the elusive. Watch Seurat at work, dabbing specks of color on his canvas, and listen to the vigor (and rigor) with which he invests the repetition of those colors’ names.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/23/theater/review-sunday-in-the-park-with-george-jake-gyllenhaal.html

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

I'd love for him to pin me with rapt determination.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 February 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

I can't

https://m.popkey.co/8db12c/v49EY.gif

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

tot fine in the Sondheim musical btw

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link

Alfred, yer killing me.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

tot fine in the Sondheim musical btw

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, April 27, 2017 2:56 PM

he's not nude in it

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:16 (seven years ago) link

Seurat does get down on all fours and bark at one point, though.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

he's kinda terrible in Okja, in a prom king tries to be class clown way

http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2016/07/gyllenhaal-okja-july18-01-lead-620x413.jpg

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

is he worse than in Nocturnal Animals?

(I have the screener sitting on my table and can't muster the enthusiasm, not with The Square also beckoning)

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link

I wouldn't get too excited abt The Square

Ward Fowler, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

at 142 minutes it's hard

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

I haven't seen Nocturnal Animals, cuz i read the reviews, and refuse to watch any more of the fashion-designer's oeuvre.

Okja is worth seeing though, I never thought there'd be a film where a 'dual Tilda Swinton performance' would please and not terrify me.

also here's a pillow design for Alfred:

http://www.media4.hw-static.com/media/2016/07/wenn_okja_071816_1800x1200_01.jpg

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link

I need to check out Okja if for no other reason than several of the cast were staying at the same hotel I was in for a conference while they were filming in Seoul, and I was unintentionally a dick to Paul Dano.

El Tomboto, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

this was one of the first Dano performances I enjoyed

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

gyllenhall is hilarious in okja

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

oh Brad, what're gonna do with you? :)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link

at 142 minutes it's hard

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 6, 2017 10:46 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a long wait

phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

Jake will do that.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

i'll agree with you on dano morbs. he also had to deliver the clunkiest dialogue in the movie

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I liked The Square even though it seriously loses steam after the 100-minute mark or so

Simon H., Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

I think Matt Seitz got it right in his otherwise-rave of Okja:

"Jake Gyllenhaal's performance as a hypocritical nature TV celeb is the only flat-out casting disaster. Jim Carrey-style clowning is not, to put it mildly, this actor's most comfortable mode, and his fidgety, braying, often mincing performance is so misjudged that it destroys scenes that should have been unsettling or touching."

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 November 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link


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