a hot dog is

I don't know; I don't watch ESPN. I just spotted the image.

sometimes i feel like you don't care at all about some of the most important things

Not all hot dogs are sandwiches, but these hot dogs are sandwiches:

http://images.tastespotting.com/uploads/thumbnail/96099.jpg

when i went to australia some schoolkids told me they don't have hot dogs, just sausages in sandwich bread

this is a different thing fyi

and a glorious tradition of democracy

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A hot dog is a wave and a particle.

The hot dog is not the territory.

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a mandate

!!!
(tbh confess i voted 'not' but am shocked by these results; expected obverse landslide)

A great victory

morning in america

^

a great time to eat a hot dog btw

i expect some of our friends across the atlantic will be outraged

they lost the revolution

i ate some hot dogs yesterday they were v good

3) a "toast sandwich" is some stupid bullshit and really is not worth anyone's time

― marcos, Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:58 AM (3 weeks ago)

wonder bread (soggy)
mayonnaise
kraft cheese
bologna
marcos, Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:58 AM
bologna
mayonnaise
wonder bread (soggy)

From this day forth, I'm going to call every sandwich I eat a hot dog to protest this outrage.

A hot dog is a wave and a particle.

― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch)

ultimately i think this is the truest (non)position

you know who's a real hot dog is that trump feller

i leave ilx for one fucking minute and

may be yr hot dog despotism begot this revolt

its not a sandwich

Is a hamburger a hot dog?

If a sandwich is just bread with a filling then surely a hotdog is a subset of sandwich?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/42/9b/ee/429bee7e3b734114d2838c1eea65c475.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf4peGGhVck

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b714e6c5a16112f066609f817ee6831a/tumblr_ola1c2ymYr1vj3g26o1_500.jpg

FIENDISH

ugh I eat some gross shit that shouldn't go in anybody's mouth and I don't want to eat that

https://mobile.twitter.com/matttomic/status/859117370455060481/photo/1

good night, blt-right

A hot dog is basically a gyro minus the tzatziki.

as a true neutral bordering on samm-archist that profoundly disturbs me

Picturing a mass of hot dogs slowly roasting on a gyro wheel. I think I just glimpsed a glorious future.

on your face, forever

there's enough content in that chart to keep ilx arguing for the next eighteen months

I appear to be True Neutral, which is how I like my D&D characters tbh

i'm struggling to understand the mindset of anyone who thinks a chip butty is anything other than a sandwich, a worldview so diametrically opposed to mine that it might as well be extraterrestrial

i think i'm structural neutral, ingredient rebel

in d&d terms that would be what, chaotic neutral? oh shit, am i a sandwich libertarian?

neutral evil i'd've thought, sorry to break it to ya

now I'm wondering whether we should draw the Good-Evil spectrum against structure or ingredients

nah you're right, chaotic neutral, Good and Evil has to be structure-based

glad we sorted this out

thx for yr support nv

gonna read up on Chaotic Neutral, it seems one of the more difficult alignments to define

A hot dog? Meatloaf? The same thing. The same damn thing.

I do like the way that chart allows people a rudimentary language with which to discuss their feelings on this important matter.

However, I think that like any typology it fails to capture nuance and matters of degree. The nature of definers and rule-makers is to categorize. The nature of exuberantly questioning humankind is to defy categorization. Consider the burger whose bun is a doughnut. Consider the late lamented Double Down, in which fried chicken acted as bread. This is why I think the only solution is to move away from binaries and toward spectra.

Nobody much cares what I think, but: my philosophy is one of relative sandwichness rather than a binary is/isn't. I believe a BLT is more of a sandwich than a hot dog is. AND I think a hot dog is more of a sandwich than a Pop-Tart is. AND a Pop-Tart is more of a sandwich than Bolivia or trigonometry or a Chevrolet Camaro is a sandwich.

One might call the opposite position... hotdogmatic.

oh god no