SOUTHAMPTON ARE STILL A BIG CLUB! The Premier League, 2014/15

technically a 2nd yellow there i reckon

stop trying to wind me up

(it's working lol)

obv the coquelin rule in effect

lallana actually useful this half beyond heading near post corners away which is an improvement

sitter

hahahah that free kick from milner

absolute shite

srsly

taking the man utd blueprint to success 2015/16

lol - hard to see us conceding any goals this season.

not with that fine young left-back forcing matt ritchie's shots onto the post by sheer presence alone

Eddie Howe is like David Brent and Tim Lovejoy had a child.

I get a Roy Of The Rovers vibe from him.

ha rodgers, how hard is it to admit that the goal was offside and shouldn't have stood?

can someone explain the new rule to me? because it looked to me like coutinho was not really involved in the play and he didn't get a boot on it

i thought the linesman showed tremendous character

under recent rules if you are judged to be interfering with play (he distracted the keeper), its deemed offisde

https://vine.co/v/epjQDe1dAbD

Milner all like FUCK YOUR ATTEMPT ON GOAL AHAHAHAHAHAH

im imagining how well that mustve gone on the training ground for them to bother to attempt it.

also why is it that footballers are so terrible at those tricky set-pieces?

tackles and guards not doing their jobs iirc

i was really hoping benteke would just flam it.

was pretty sure he was going to score

lil Lee tomlin

otamendi at city seems to be a thing that's happening

is there a champions league thread yet? memphis having a great game against brugge so far

new ronaldo jammy cheat code pass it to memphis etc etc

there are no threads

can we decide a new prem thread?

Rooney's looking better

no

hasn't managed a shot on target but he did do a nice back heel

Are Chelsea employing some kind of game theory that I'm not smart enough to understand in their pursuit of Stones? £20m to £26m to £30m to £40m? If Everton wait another week the bid will be up to £60m.

textbook Fellaini sub

lol

:)

shame memphis missed that one from the rooney backheel, easiest chance he had all match

Rooney's looking LIKE HE better SPEAK TO HIS AGENT
(AND ALSO HIS HAIR TRANSPLANTER)

― tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, August 18, 2015 9:21 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fixed that for you

Manchester United have bid €85million for Bayern Munich and Germany striker Thomas Muller, according to Sport BILD.

how gauche

au gowshe

if they bild it, he will come

Now that should've been a thread title

from Sky:

So a bit more on this huge breaking news concerning Man United's decision to pull out of the running for Barcelona forward Pedro.

Our sources suggest that Pedro had the opportunity to move to Old Trafford earlier in the window and that United's decision to end their interest in the player has nothing to do with money.

And according to reports in Marca In the last hour, Pedro is in London for talks with Chelsea and that the deal to join the champions, worth £21m is almost done.

exacting standards

Wayne Rooney again failed to score and the captain struggled to make an impact throughout. But Van Gaal said: “He had a shot on goal [in the first half] so I’m happy.”

https://twitter.com/charliemgfooty/status/633049213685923841

^ don't know what the range is like on those things, not sure it'll get him all the way to manchester

good luck to pedro at chelsea, let's hope you're a worthy replacement for cuadrado

mitrovic off the bar! utd p good first 15mins, cooled off a bit since.

lol utd still garbage. 3 clean sheets tho'

if they had the fellaini nuclear option today they may have won. smalling a poor replacement for the big guy.

van Gaal's treatment of Herrera is absolutely fucking shameful

I hope he forces a move in January