autocorrect ftw
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
all true
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
Bye
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link
Have s nice trip
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/see_ya_later_alligator_poster-r8f401837017c4861bd4df8b40747e737_wvo_8byvr_512.jpg
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link
I thought they'd never leave!
x-p
― nickn, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
wha happened
― kinder, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
Uhh
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
oh i forgot something
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
you suck
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link
ta ta!
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link
Someone was trolling me for being irrationally angry and I told him to leave. That made him want to stay longer and defend his right to dick. EOS
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link
I liked the random dig against Chicago though.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
chicago kind of makes me irrationally angry sometimes, but I do have a good time when I'm there
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link
When people use the word 'absurdist' wrong I get IA. I imagine it's sort of like when someone with actual OCD hears someone-else use that term to casually describe their own perfectionist behavior.
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
But I've only seen someone do absurdism wrong once, so I guess I have very little to worry about
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
Outside of pancake factories that is
― The Once-ler, Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link
Chicago makes me 100% rationally angry sometimes.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
I'm with Once-ler. We need more non-sexual media.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
he likes sexual media, just not televised media and popular music
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link
I, for one, do not like arguments in television shows or disagreements in music. They should only happen in youtube videos where people loudly argue with each other. It's embarrassing to experience conflict outside of conflict-specific media.
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link
Well yeah it's trash. CSI and shit. Fuck that. Sex and violence too often combined into hateful fearmongering stuff.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
hey Once-ler, you've found a kindred soul! time for irrational happiness
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 00:02 (eight years ago) link
Disagreements in Music sounds like a 90's Eno album
― The Once-ler, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:07 (eight years ago) link
WTF is once-ler.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 21 August 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link
https://cdn.evbuc.com/eventlogos/58869725/lorax2.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
a onceler is NOT a lorax, dude.
― how's life, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link
-people who sit there having convos with you when they can see that you have headphones on. you know I can't hear you and you're just gonna have to repeat yourself - maybe wait to start the convo after I've actually taken them off
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link
I presume a onceler is one who oncels.
― Aimless, Friday, 21 August 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link
when did ilx become seussical
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link
Ugh the headphone thing. I dont have an office, so headphones are my "door's closed, go away!" flag. Not that it ever, ever works.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
My hatred of lip sync got a little less irrational today upon learning that
- the Grammys had actually asked them to return their award- Rob Pilatus from Milli Vanilli committed suicide as a result of constant ridicule
The industry just completely threw them under the bus. So now whenever I see Jimmy Fallon doing a lip sync I have to imagine him dancing like a jackass on the grave of Milli Vanilli.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 August 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link
I knew about fact 1, but not 2, blimey :/
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 21 August 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link
frank farian the dude who did the milli vanilli vocals also did the boney m male lead vocals back in the 70's
ugliest dude ever, no fuckin wonder he got attractive people to do his bidding for him
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 August 2015 05:49 (eight years ago) link
wow and remarkably committed to his questionable haircut
― j., Friday, 21 August 2015 05:50 (eight years ago) link
I never really understood why it was such a big deal re Milli Vanilli when it had been a thing since at least Boney M if not before and thru lots of Italodisco hits etc
sometimes I will see someone claim that Baltimora's frontman/dancer Jimmy McShane is definitely the singer on "Tarzan Boy" despite any claims to the contrary and I laugh at the thought of a guy from Derry pronouncing "signal" as "see-nyal", which is not only such an Italian pronunciation but also one you probably wouldn't even think of if you were doing a fake Italian accent
no disrespect to him as there's another guy who met a sad end (AIDS; came back home but disowned by religious parents)
― a passing spacecadet, Friday, 21 August 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
shit kids made their parents shell out big bucks to see a bunch of melonheaded goofuses don Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costumes and pretend to play instruments on that shitty Pizza Hut concert tour. I think everybody was more put off by the 'secrecy', but that wasn't the group's fault. They were frequently demanding to be allowed to sing on their recordings and weren't allowed to go blabbing about it either. yet they got hit with the most fallout from it.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 21 August 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
yeah, we don't mind hearing beyonce's studio songs, even though we all know she's garbage live
but, but, but her performance!
thank the creative team for that!
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 21 August 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
IA @ the woman who parked her car sideways across two handicapped spaces and sat in the driver's seat talking on her cellphone. I honked my horn at her 4 times, but I don't think she got the idea. she probably thought she was doing nothing wrong because she was inside the car and she could move if anyone needed the spaces. gtfo.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Saturday, 22 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
garbageperson
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
sometimes I will see someone claim that Baltimora's frontman/dancer Jimmy McShane is definitely the singer on "Tarzan Boy" despite any claims to the contrary and I laugh at the thought of a guy from Derry pronouncing "signal" as "see-nyal"
Wait, I always just assumed Baltimora were an Italopop band. Didnt know about any irish frontman!
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 23 August 2015 05:17 (eight years ago) link
ha i just thought it was a one-man irish dude outfit. now it's beyond obvious to me that it's italian.
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 23 August 2015 05:45 (eight years ago) link
Kinda dull, but when I'm waiting to cross the road, a long line of cars passing, and the last car of the group stops to let you cross. It slows everyone down, and now I have to interact with them by doing a little head-nod/wave thing and a half-run across the street.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
they always fuckin do that
i never run
― j., Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
i hate when cars stop for me unless there's a red light - it throws everybody out, i do that dithering thing where you've still got to look the other way...just let me cross when there's a natural gap, i'm not giving you a courtesy medal for anything
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
i can't stand when someone's trying to turn onto a two lane road, but another vehicle is leaving that two-lane road from the opposite direction, and instead of just going into the wide open lane, they wait for the other vehicle to leave.
IT"S BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO VEHICLES WITH A LITTLE SPACE LEFT OVER! the fuck you think is gonna happen, the other car is going to magically expand and consume your vehicle? stop making me wait behind you.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
(ie, usually this happens in parking lots etc)
Yeah really don't like that supposedly generous road crossing thing. Way too many times when you do have a visible interval screwed up by nervous driver slowing to let you cross.Thinking about it logically gap may be a traffic light earlier on the road or something.Think I had several drivers in my hitching years explain theories of motorway traffic moving in waves too.
― Stevolende, Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
The other somewhat similar thing is when you're sitting on a bus and its a popular stop so a lot of people want to get off including the person sitting on the seat inside from you. & you say i'll let the people behind go by then let you out. & then you get some supposedly kind soul wanting or insisting that you get out first which screws everything up. Like they're refusing to come any further forward until you've moved but you want to move into the space that would be behind where they've just passed you.
Or once having to dive to get past a wave of people getting off at a popular stop when I've been standing towards the front of the bus. & there's a pole in the middle of the walkway which people are trying to come around both sides of, which means that everybody standing would be herded to the front of the bus. & there are seats behind where the walking part of the crowd are, you just can't get at them because people aren't thinking and just scrambling to get forward.Maybe only losers take the bus.
― Stevolende, Monday, 24 August 2015 08:13 (eight years ago) link