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― how's life, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:53 (eight years ago) link
makes a good point
― Neil S, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link
xp you gotta stop saying 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' in group chats dude
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/y8MRcK3.png
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
Robert Plant didn't use autotune, Grandad. I'm confused.
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link
"You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',All the good times I've been misusin',Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,Gonna give you my love."
THE SOUL.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
also maybe the zep not the best standard-bearer for "wrote their own songs"
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
lllooooooowooooooowooooooooooove!Ah AH AH AH AHHH AHHHAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA AAAAH AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
No computers existed in the 70s, it's true.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
Five of the top ten singles of 1971 (the year "Stairway to Heaven" was released) were not written by the people who sang them. In case anyone wants to let the meme-maker know.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
I don't know who made the meme image, but I will share that information on the post where I saw it.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 5:09 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol ikr?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
Well, j/k, obviously, but, like, do people think Elvis and Sinatra wrote all their own songs? They can't be that dumb, right?
Similarly, the other day, someone I know was looking for recommendations for music to "explain to her kids what music was like before songs on the radio were only 3 minutes long, like Journey and Styx and so forth." So, like, never? Because the 2-3 minute single has always been more or less standard?
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, if anything the 3:30 average single length is up from previous decades. Especially pre-70s, when most singles were running under 3 minutes.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
the 1850s
― j., Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
not putting the image inline -- is huge
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― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
Does he post here?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
gave up counting the number of times the word 'i' was used in that post once i got past 60. easier to count the word 'son', though: twice. good going, dad, way to connect to the son you say feels nothing for you.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
well he does start using "male fruit of my loins" about midway through
― qualx, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
To make a smoothie.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Reads like a suicide note, somebody ought to get him help.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
punchline shd've been "capitalism ruins everything"
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
Well, that explains why we haven't heard much from Hurting lately.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
lol having children
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
children are the worst it's true
― Nhex, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
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― mirostones, Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link
why am I in hysterics
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:22 (eight years ago) link
The moons will rotate in opposite directions, right?
― Satiation’s Second Sibelius (Assurance T. Rex), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:29 (eight years ago) link
this is called moony bags
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:15 (eight years ago) link
lol
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link
90% of earthlings will be afraid to share this
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link
hahaha BB
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link
"one will be the moon. the other will be uranus. do you see what i did there."
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
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― playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 30 August 2015 09:37 (eight years ago) link
Watch two moons, sit right downDaddy let the shares roll in
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
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― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
if she freaks the fuck out when you dip a hot wire into a sample of her blood, she's an alien
― MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
oh yeah. sooooooo sarcastic.
― how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link
maybe the woman above needs a vagina gun
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― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
or be friends w/jim morrison
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― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:30 (eight years ago) link
I'm going to let all my friends be Jim Morrison
― silverfish, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
silverfish as your friend i both acknowledge and support your need to #ridethesnake
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
what are people's thoughts on deleting their facebook account?
damn my poor thread searching skills
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
it's relaxing but pretty isolating, if a lot of your friends have integrated it into their lives; they'll just keep on posting shit about their incidentals and forget that you ever existed
some of them will suspect that you just unfriended them
― j., Monday, 31 August 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
I'd really like to take the plunge. I use Messenger a lot for IMing though. Haven't looked into whether that would be affected. I've mostly stopped posting and try to stay logged out as much as I can.
― how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link
I deleted mine a few years ago and have not once regretted it or even been tempted to open another account under a fake name.
― carl agatha, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
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― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
what?
― how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
I was preparing to speak at an I Can Do It conference and I decided to bring an orange on stage with me as a prop for my lecture. I opened a conversation with a bright young fellow of about twelve who was sitting in the front row.
“If I were to squeeze this orange as hard as I could, what would come out?” I asked him.
He looked at me like I was a little crazy and said, “Juice, of course.”
“Do you think apple juice could come out of it?”
“No!” he laughed.
“What about grapefruit juice?”
“No!”
“What would come out of it?”
“Orange juice, of course.”
“Why? Why when you squeeze an orange does orange juice come out?”
He may have been getting a little exasperated with me at this point.
“Well, it’s an orange and that’s what’s inside.”
I nodded. “Let’s assume that this orange isn’t an orange, but it’s you. And someone squeezes you, puts pressure on you, says something you don’t like, offends you. And out of you comes anger, hatred, bitterness, fear. Why? The answer, as our young friend has told us, is because that’s what’s inside.”
It’s one of the great lessons of life. What comes out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it’s because that’s what’s inside. It doesn’t matter who does the squeezing—your mother, your brother, your children, your boss, the government. If someone says something about you that you don’t like, what comes out of you is what’s inside. And what’s inside is up to you, it’s your choice.
When someone puts the pressure on you and out of you comes anything other than love, it’s because that’s what you’ve allowed to be inside. Once you take away all those negative things you don’t want in your life and replace them with love, you’ll find yourself living a highly functioning life.
Thanks, my young friend, and here’s an orange for you!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
“If you were to squeeze this lemon as hard as you could, what would run down my leg?” I asked him.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link