3) a "toast sandwich" is some stupid bullshit and really is not worth anyone's time
― marcos, Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:58 AM (3 weeks ago)
wonder bread (soggy)mayonnaisekraft cheesebolognamarcos, Tuesday, August 4, 2015 9:58 AMbolognamayonnaisewonder bread (soggy)
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 31 August 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link
From this day forth, I'm going to call every sandwich I eat a hot dog to protest this outrage.
― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 04:35 (eight years ago) link
A hot dog is a wave and a particle.― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch)
― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch)
ultimately i think this is the truest (non)position
― drash, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link
you know who's a real hot dog is that trump feller
― brimstead, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
i leave ilx for one fucking minute and
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Thursday, 3 September 2015 06:37 (eight years ago) link
may be yr hot dog despotism begot this revolt
― drash, Thursday, 3 September 2015 06:53 (eight years ago) link
its not a sandwich
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:42 (eight years ago) link
Is a hamburger a hot dog?
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:15 (eight years ago) link
If a sandwich is just bread with a filling then surely a hotdog is a subset of sandwich?
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:33 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/42/9b/ee/429bee7e3b734114d2838c1eea65c475.jpg
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf4peGGhVck
― jmm, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b714e6c5a16112f066609f817ee6831a/tumblr_ola1c2ymYr1vj3g26o1_500.jpg
― scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link
FIENDISH
― j., Wednesday, 15 February 2017 03:24 (seven years ago) link
ugh I eat some gross shit that shouldn't go in anybody's mouth and I don't want to eat that
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/matttomic/status/859117370455060481/photo/1
― okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 May 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link
good night, blt-right
― why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Monday, 1 May 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link
A hot dog is basically a gyro minus the tzatziki.
― How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
as a true neutral bordering on samm-archist that profoundly disturbs me
― why ruin a good tradition? (Will M.), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 02:54 (seven years ago) link
Picturing a mass of hot dogs slowly roasting on a gyro wheel. I think I just glimpsed a glorious future.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 03:38 (seven years ago) link
on your face, forever
― j., Tuesday, 2 May 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link
there's enough content in that chart to keep ilx arguing for the next eighteen months
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:20 (seven years ago) link
I appear to be True Neutral, which is how I like my D&D characters tbh
― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:30 (seven years ago) link
i'm struggling to understand the mindset of anyone who thinks a chip butty is anything other than a sandwich, a worldview so diametrically opposed to mine that it might as well be extraterrestrial
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:40 (seven years ago) link
i think i'm structural neutral, ingredient rebel
in d&d terms that would be what, chaotic neutral? oh shit, am i a sandwich libertarian?
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:43 (seven years ago) link
neutral evil i'd've thought, sorry to break it to ya
― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:48 (seven years ago) link
now I'm wondering whether we should draw the Good-Evil spectrum against structure or ingredients
― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:50 (seven years ago) link
nah you're right, chaotic neutral, Good and Evil has to be structure-based
― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:52 (seven years ago) link
glad we sorted this out
thx for yr support nv
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:52 (seven years ago) link
gonna read up on Chaotic Neutral, it seems one of the more difficult alignments to define
― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:54 (seven years ago) link
A hot dog? Meatloaf? The same thing. The same damn thing.
― How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:27 (seven years ago) link
I do like the way that chart allows people a rudimentary language with which to discuss their feelings on this important matter.
However, I think that like any typology it fails to capture nuance and matters of degree. The nature of definers and rule-makers is to categorize. The nature of exuberantly questioning humankind is to defy categorization. Consider the burger whose bun is a doughnut. Consider the late lamented Double Down, in which fried chicken acted as bread. This is why I think the only solution is to move away from binaries and toward spectra.
Nobody much cares what I think, but: my philosophy is one of relative sandwichness rather than a binary is/isn't. I believe a BLT is more of a sandwich than a hot dog is. AND I think a hot dog is more of a sandwich than a Pop-Tart is. AND a Pop-Tart is more of a sandwich than Bolivia or trigonometry or a Chevrolet Camaro is a sandwich.
― okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:35 (seven years ago) link
One might call the opposite position... hotdogmatic.
oh god no
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:39 (seven years ago) link
yeah I kind of think in terms of set theory whereby a hot dog belongs to the absolute set of sandwichness but not necessarily to the core sandwich set
― The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:44 (seven years ago) link
Is a Gyros a sammich?
Is Goofy a dog?
Is a hot dog a giro?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:48 (seven years ago) link
Noodle, yeah in legal philosophy this is sometimes referred to as core vs. penumbra.
A "core" case would be one that the statute is intended to cover. In the classic example, a statute that bans vehicles from a park is obviously intended to cover cars. A "penumbra" case would be one not considered by the creators of the law, such as a skateboard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart%E2%80%93Fuller_debate
Good thing we're not discussing whether or not cereal is a soup.
― okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:55 (seven years ago) link
can't believe we haven't tackled the oreo question itt
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:57 (seven years ago) link
xp uh cereal is obviously a stew.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 13:00 (seven years ago) link
"Not the thing that springs to mind when you say sandwich" is sort of my wife's criterion. Her test is like, "If you asked for a sandwich and somebody brought you (X), would you be satisfied or boggled?"
If I said "Hey, I'm making some soup. Want some?" and then I brought you a bowl of cereal, you'd be like WTF?
If I said "Hey, I'm making a sandwich. Want one?" and then I brought you a taco, you'd be like, um, huh?
(But you'd still eat it, because my tacos are fucking delicious.)
Special cases get special categories, such as breakfast sandwich (e.g., Egg McMuffin) or open-faced sandwich or ice cream sandwich. The extra specificity lets your hearer know what to expect. If you ask for a sandwich and someone brings you an Oreo, you'd be like wtf dude. But if you had asked for a sandwich cookie, you'd be pleased.
― okey-dokey, gnocchi (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 13:04 (seven years ago) link
― adolf hitler, the moses hightower of national socialism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, May 2, 2017 7:57 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Good point. If you chew up a hot dog and spread the resultant paste between two other hot dogs, is that basically an Oreo? Yes. Of course it is.
― How many gigabyte is in trilobites (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 13:07 (seven years ago) link
new display name locked in, cheers
― gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link
"Sandwoid"TM
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:51 (six years ago) link
Any food product which is pureed and packed into a casing counts as a hot dog, I'm pretty sure. Similarly, one could argue that the contents of a hot dog removed from the casing would be considered a food product.
― Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
WaPo: 'A hot dog is a taco. A steak is a salad. A Pop-Tart is a calzone.'
― Home Despot (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 December 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link
hot dog is a pizza via the Four Foods Theory
― ciderpress, Friday, 14 December 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
I don't think it's unfair to assert that resolving the mysteries posed itt is the first step towards universal accord between the peoples of the world.
― Home Despot (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 December 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
ugh why is it always the "hot dog isn't a sandwich" people who need to pull out a fucking whiteboard and talk to ruth bader ginsburg
― teen heartthrob Pacey Winger (Will M.), Friday, 14 December 2018 15:29 (five years ago) link
Hotdog is a sandwich.
This is one of my favorite threads.
― Andrew "Hit Dice" Clay (PBKR), Friday, 14 December 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
Poll results are a classic case of hearts overruling minds.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 14 December 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link