That cover immediately calls up the smell of Goodwill and Salvation Army!
― Je55e, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
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Shirley B____ I can watch this movie every day and enjoy it each time.Like · Reply · 99 · December 7, 2014 at 5:20pm
Dave H_____ One of three movies to make me cry1. Terminator 22.Forrest Gump...See MoreLike · Reply · 63 · August 24 at 1:23am
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Chuck M______ Made me cry like a girl
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
if the three movies that made you cry are green mile, t2 and forrest gump, the only logic conclusion is that you have only seen 3 movies and you cry at literally any stimulus
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link
so you know now why Dave H cries
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
ha
― balls, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11924553_1488798618109869_1011000000504563465_n.jpg?oh=94f01ed1fa5c4855257abae624f273ed&oe=567A5E39
― Darin, Thursday, 3 September 2015 07:34 (eight years ago) link
ugggghghgh
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11917755_954817681226309_1239885919_n.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
.. like it wasn't sad enough.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V_Fl3MFg3IU/VeXknFENxZI/AAAAAAAAbLI/jJ8Y8HOfeXQ/s1600/Screenshot%2B2015-09-01%2Bat%2B10.46.03%2BAM.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
'awareness'
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link
the Kenyan word
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
the Kenyans have a word for it. they call it Denali.
― Aimless, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
It kind of makes it sound like he is a Carmen Sandiego villain.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
huh, obama gets called out for this and all of a sudden there is no kenyan to english option on google translate?? it's almost like there's something they don't want us to know.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 September 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
obama is so evil that he managed to stamp out all evidence of Kenyan even BEING a language
this shit gets more fucked up, the deeper you dig...
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/FckP0cv.gif
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link
would help if the gif was actually seamless
― tsrobodo, Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
worst super mario cosplay ever
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link
i like this one!
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10418302_10152981091197181_7516759213982076679_n.jpg?oh=24d6c017926adc4f1ef55c26d67a6a07&oe=56675D82
― scott seward, Friday, 4 September 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/4kzh8w.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link
jfc
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:28 (eight years ago) link
read that as "why didn't god stop shooting"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:31 (eight years ago) link
that guy worships a real feeb god is all I can say
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 6 September 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/IfChkQ5.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
yeah i suppose eating plates could possibly disrupt yr insides a bit
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
Being diagnosed -- oh, that's something you don't wanna risk.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 6 September 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
start with never going to the doctor
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 6 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link
start with dying of diphtheria in infancy
― qualx, Sunday, 6 September 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
start with dying of diphtheria in infancy and work your way up from there
― Aimless, Monday, 7 September 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link
Basically, we need to increase the other methods of death: War, diptheria, traffic accidents, falling off tall buildings, starvation, heart disease, poisoning, etc.
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:43 (eight years ago) link
99% of nonsmokers die
― drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link
The rest are still alive.
Can smokers say that?
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:55 (eight years ago) link
#onepercent #vapelife
― drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link
occupy vaping
― List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Monday, 7 September 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/14400_10152974594497338_5319450111759807715_n.jpg?oh=c70f02e1c60e2d4d1dc0704b849564d8&oe=56AB9211
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 7 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
thank you Morbid Angel for changing my diapers
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
Must've been hard wearing the spiked gauntlets
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 September 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
armed forces 'humour' is the worst fucking thing
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11988246_1673909939509317_6929494999116014119_n.jpg?oh=f05fbe4aa619bc9cbd76e4f0e0f411fe&oe=565EE64A
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 12:34 (eight years ago) link
If I wuz flying a drone...http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/378726/slide_378726_4470972_free.jpg...woof!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11995961_10153074339681304_1858087555904305013_n.jpg?oh=98330514e35bc120a50fe692ead268f3&oe=56A6EB50
In other news, people are still liking and sharing pictures of bumper stickers. And they're getting ornery waiting around for another Foghat or something?
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
foghot were adonises you scoundrel
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
I must be looking at the wrong pictures of Foghat. Slade, then! Jethro Tull!
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link
Slade = perennial Jackie magazine pin-ups
someone makes the case for Ian Anderson here:
http://simianidiot.tumblr.com/post/12976529740/why-ian-anderson-is-the-second-sexiest-man-in-the
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
(full title is 'second sexiest man in the world' btw, it's not 'second sexiest man in the band Jethro Tull' or something)
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
Unfortunately, Mick Abrahams is the sexiest man in the world.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11947518_958698514189129_3023747098406766902_n.jpg?oh=4f75185df4e895307a93fb3a200fa311&oe=56A8C34BWAU SO TRUE
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 September 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/11998932_10153698762117069_4369472275775240613_n.png?oh=b6ac9d0ca3fe7717bce22f4a86d30871&oe=56736B8C
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:08 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/11988373_1016742825033514_5730752540576332267_n.jpg?oh=49e939ded9c139b6139f761553cada0a&oe=56A23FB3
― ailsa, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:34 (eight years ago) link
That's encouraging!
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link
Period.
― Neil S, Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link