loll
― strøm thurmond (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 April 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
What we need is a thread where passive-aggressive note-leavers live in squalor.
― robertwolf8080, Friday, 3 April 2009 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Who works somewhere where the staff have to use the brooms and vacuums, dont you have a cleaner come in?
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 3 April 2009 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
lol u sound like someone who has never worked outside a corporate office before...
i've never worked a single job where the staff weren't obliged to do all of the cleaning
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 3 April 2009 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link
cleaning business (xpost)
― badg, Friday, 3 April 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I finally found that site two days ago and was up to 4am flipping thru it
― kingfish, Friday, 3 April 2009 11:32 (fifteen years ago) link
a lot of the time the people who leave these notes are massive slobs with massive blind spots wrt what scumbags they are themselves
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 3 April 2009 11:34 (fifteen years ago) link
shit i just stick a passive-aggressive reply to a note at the office..
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
sticked
stuck?
stucco
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link
stucco out
― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link
clumsy effort, very clumsy indeed.
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/t537rm.jpg
jeez olo (not verified), chill out
― it's going to be very hot, it's going to be very uncomfortable (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually now I think about it the chemists I worked in the prick made me do all the vacuuming. But no even in stores I've worked in there were cleaners at night, rather than the staff doing it. Obv it depends on the size of the biz.
― one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 5 April 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― Straight from the Top of My Dom (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 April 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
OH COME ON RINGOYOU DO NOT HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO
― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Peace and love forks, peace and love.
― it's going to be very hot, it's going to be very uncomfortable (Z S), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
1. Ringo Drummer of the Beatlesalso to "not do much" as in:"I'm taking a Ringo""When do you want me to wake you up?"
Ringo is the sexiest drummer everby anonymous Aug 21, 2003
― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 April 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/7425/imageuploadimage.jpg
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Friday, 10 April 2009 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link
damn, seems that everything has to be kept in the refrigerator these days...
― snoball, Friday, 10 April 2009 09:21 (fifteen years ago) link
In life, she needed no such labelling.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Friday, 10 April 2009 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
You'd have thought that they could have put a lid on the jar. And she had a dairy allergy. I don't know, no respect for the dead...
― snoball, Friday, 10 April 2009 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
lolololol that last pic
― admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
grandma + milk = ovaltine
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Grandma + apple cider = spiced cider
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
so you can't blame them for labeling, see that's more like "helpful notes"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish ppl on ILX said things like "spread not your vile posting"
olo (not verified) OTM
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
fyi adopting that kind of register has been known to cause ructions
― sorry for british (country matters), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Rinnath and hgath, maegden-cilden!
― snoball, Friday, 8 May 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
hgath = hidath(sorry, insult predates QWERTY keyboard by several hundred years)
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lolololo
― caek, Friday, 8 May 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Currently posted in the copy room at work:
http://i43.tinypic.com/1vwc7.jpg
It's been there all week.
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Thank!
or maybe Thanls?
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Didn't even notice that. I think the box probably just has shitty handwriting.
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
just started watching the Channel 4 program Peep Show and it is chockfulla this stuff.
― This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I've still never gotten around to watching Peep Show even though it's supposed to be really funny.
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
This story has been posted on our office fridge for the past month.
― ······ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
the box
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 June 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I know!
― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3042/3045958899_59dddcd0ea.jpg
― ······ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
"So why didn't the cleaner get sick, too? It turns out she had allergies and had temporarily lost her sense of smell." ^bullshit.
Remind me to tell you sometime about the story where I tried to clean up puke with ammonia and bleach and caused an evacuation of about twenty girls basketball teams.
― This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AMPkVlVIYUM/SL47TQM1_ZI/AAAAAAAACQA/DC7LicQz_8I/s400-R/passive+aggressive+towels.jpg
One of the biggest offenses of these is forcing inanimate objects into saying things they would never say, even if they could.
― ······ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
You should put up a notice that a team of top scientists are coming to investigate the miraculous discovery of a box with the capacity for written communication
― nabisco, Friday, 5 June 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"I want the right to choose where I live"
Thank you,
Kitchen Paper Towel
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 June 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/1436325018_b4b92badca_b.jpg
Know what monsters love to eat? Feces.
― ······ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
If you can't cook DON'T TRY
― pleased ass punch (braveclub), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
we must stop this dangerous expansion of kitchen towel "rights"
― Kool G Lapp (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Or just a piece of paper that says
I AM A PIECE OF PAPER. HI, BOX! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK SOMETIME
― nabisco, Friday, 5 June 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Dear Kitchen Paper Towel,
You are an inantimate object, and you'll live wherever it is that I tell you to live.
Love,
God
― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 June 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link