lol @ casino
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
on closer examination they hadn't just been playing golf and that probably isn't a putter, it's kermit as ryan gosling in drive
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link
now i'm super confused
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
i'm less confused but more disappointed, preferred some weirdo going in on 'don't ever try to play the back nine w/ a virgo son!'
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/11988753_421007178092874_6926802536226818241_n.png?oh=e7ac350a4ce241b4d5d319459019e311&oe=56A4BF4E
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link
"pathetic - and too little, too late"lol who is supposed to have made this comment? God?
― kinder, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link
I love the idea of too little, too late, cos it suggests that God is a scenester that only rewards you if you were into him from the very beginning and not a late convert.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link
like if I've been wrong all these years and show up and Jesus is talking shit to me before he pulls the lever about how I didn't believe in him, I'll be like "bitch, I see you now, ain't that good enough?"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
if i've learned anything at all from jack chick tracts it's that last-minute deathbed conversions after a misspent asshole life are the best kind of conversions.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link
that hitchens "PATHETIC" one made me think of this
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/d4/fe/dfd4fee8b212c100e10efb6efe77159a.jpg
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:18 (eight years ago) link
If it was too little too late, wouldn't he be looking up from Hell?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 13 September 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
feel like this belongs in here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3prd0UYAEsLi6.jpg:large
― polyphonic, Monday, 14 September 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
Somebody print this out and put it on that car - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.runKlJmEl
― carl agatha, Monday, 14 September 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
boobies
― j., Monday, 14 September 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link
I feel 99.9% certain that Christopher Hitchens didn't have some kind of deathbed conversion... I especially doubt he would say "I was only showing off with that atheism rubbish."He didn't really ask for God's forgiveness when he was dying, did he? I'm not even an atheist but if he did that, my esteem in the man would be greatly lowered.
― Frobisher, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
he didn't
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 14 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
only Jesus knows for sure!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link
"Dear Yahweh, I'd like to constructAn apology for my conductI once called you a fictionBut with newfound conviction...You know what? Forget it, get fucked"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
AXEDNOUGHLREADY
― Aimless, Monday, 14 September 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link
disturbing trend of this stuff spreading into the real world
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3233964/Londoner-leaves-feel-good-notes-trains-make-miserable-commuters-smile-telling-try-love-dogs-love-walkies.html
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link
Enjoying the comment left by JonnyBigToe on the above:
these notes are neither funny or helpful in anyway
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link
"you are free to get off at whatever stop you want" placed on the story about thousands of migrants attempting to cross in Hungary is an attempt at satire, surely?
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
Andy Leek, 29
These look like the work of a 13-year-old, at most.
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
― soref, Tuesday, September 15, 2015 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm sorry. That sucks. Also yes, these are horrible and you would have been completely justified.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10430449_957343894312347_7603533301832637041_n.jpg?oh=c5636ede9f599d3fc1d7d8bc4946e973&oe=569E7BD1
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This has to be the CIA transmitting codes through these things right?
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link
would bet a few quid on that having been a Bernard Manning or Chubby Brown joke at some point during its lifetime
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10420118_1540880746174964_7719637751009182977_n.jpg?oh=3617bc60ab6b21dfb75b4387bea26540&oe=56A0EDCB
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
plainspoken puffin droppin truth bombs
― Bnad, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link
Naturally that picture was followed by a ton of people debating the ridiculousness of political correctness and how people can't take a good ol' racist joke in the spirit in which it was intended.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
would be at least 10% better if it said puffies. who doesn't love a good long-s joke
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12004978_1148025508558476_1045366385731382847_n.jpg?oh=6e5cd6c4018e5de490115466e7b9d308&oe=566FFBCD
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:13 (eight years ago) link
One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.
― top doctor (seandalai), Friday, 18 September 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING
― Frobisher, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 18 September 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10408739_954907064538506_9135917532237489635_n.jpg?oh=3075507ab9f932b3d22950987554a57d&oe=56990A2F
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link
you spit on em both?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),Saturday, September 19, 2015 4:00 AM (29 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link
Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/1236933_615330728487899_1695124240_n.jpg?oh=dcd14f85bbd375d1ac25cc75d5941a4a&oe=56619E17
― brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!
― brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10347813_871131596237102_1570281095917735781_n.jpg?oh=b61aa638438ff49369e8331a0450c50a&oe=5664A026
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link
I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 21 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
Five.. TV ... Channels?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
Damn, we only had three.
― Bathtubs-Diagrammer-Salty (doo dah), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
Good times, getting beat with a belt.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link