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bash them to death with the bouquet of flowers..

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

liz, rob, sgs and markelby had just witnessed a street being turned into a river of blood and explosions as a result of someone obtaining a chainsaw

ken c (ken c), Saturday, 6 November 2004 02:35 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow i lied a bit about the trains, you can actually drive them yourself. I just kept my finger on accelerate and eventually the pad started vibrating a lot, then I derailed and the carriages went everywhere. wow indeed.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

holy
fucking
awesome

are theylike subway trains or just normal rail line trains that share the rails with freight trains?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

normal rail trains, lots of tunnels on the second island though.

i noticed that there are no rampages in this one.

Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone gotten all 100 graffiti tags in the first city? I'm up to 53, but it's slow-going now, I keep 'accidentally' running over someone and getting the cops on my ass. Also, the Ballas fucking hate me, if I'm anywhere near their part of town a pack tries to hunt me down.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

... but there are rampages. Not only that, some are two-player co-op.

Joshua Houk (chascarrillo), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:24 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, I keep spoiling things, but I can't help sharing the enthusiastic dorkness: the secret means of transportation found in Area 69 IS A FUCKING JETPACK, PEOPLE.

SPACE GANGSTA, AWAAAAAAAAAAY

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The Loc-eteer

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

SPACE GANGSTA, AWAAAAAAAAAAY

It was worth the spoiler just to read that.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

oh fuck now i need a screengrab of that

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 6 November 2004 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

It's great, you can fly it and shoot people at the same time. It looks kinda like the one James Bond had in Thunderball.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Nate Patrin, you suck. I haven't been not reading FAQs for the last three days just to see in in print.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I was supposed to finish Vice City "one last time" before I bought this, but I am made of mortal flesh, and I got a copy on Friday. I did actually go back to VC during the weekend, so points of comparison:

Being able to climb walls if you've misread the map is really useful, though you don't notice it until you're missing it.

Proper camera controls! And being able to turn on and off the types of thing that show up on the map!

The fire engine missions are much easier than in VC, because the passengers don't run so much. I went looking for three that had got away 30 seconds ago, and they were clumped together 100 yards up the road, just blazin. In VC, they'd be specks on the horizon.

The fire engine misions also show that there still isn't anything like an proper economy. Work on the missions for up to $500 per if you're lucky OR spend 20-30 minutes and earn enough to but all the $10,000 houses and everything from the clothes stores.

I know everyone said it about VC, but damn, the cops are so much harsher in this. It takes forever for one star to disappear, and the motorcycle cops will give you that star if you even brush off them.

The race in the stadium seems to be a normal race, without crack-fueled crash-addicts and, as such, is deemed counter-fun.

I think the muscle stuff is counter-fun as well. I built up my muscle, and at one point gained enough respect to form a three man gang. If driving around (eg in the paramedic missions) and its attendant drop in muscle loses me that respect, then that is over the line into Simsland.

I'm obviously only near the start, but the scene with B-Dup and Big Bear is grimmer than anything I can remember in GTA3 or VC.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

What mission opens up the Gang war colour coded stuff?

Earlier i killed several cops with that dildo then took to the skies in a plane (at this point i had 4 stars after a few other killings) i spied a police helicopter so i crashed my plane into that, parachuting out in time to hear the explosion and then having the bad luck to land ON A POLICE BOAT!!!!

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Sunday, 7 November 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

While wearing a "Fuck Tha Police" t-shirt!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I am now shamed by my earlier rudeness to Nate Patrin, and acknowledge that he does not in fact suck. I'm still sort of annoyed though.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 November 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

... but there are rampages. Not only that, some are two-player co-op.

ive seen 1 two-player rampage, and thats it. they must be well hidden?

Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 7 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Trust me, the things I have spoiled are maybe 3% of the HOLY SHIT moments in the game.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

And does completing the fire truck missions make you fireproof? Because I think I could really use that right now.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Yep, that's what it does.

Paramedic missions: These were strange in the previous two games, because the positions of the people would be picked randomly from a fixed range. So the most difficult mission was level 3, because you had to go here and here and here, and if they were miles apart you were screwed. Now they start out really close to the hospital, and by leve 12 they're miles away. Also I think the general mayhem logic must have a clause for the passengers in this mission: several times a car has started to pass me, then stopped before it creamed the passenger that's trying to board.

Holy Shit the trip skip! Seriously, they should have called this one GTA4, it make Vice City look like it was made by Traveller's Tales.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, Vice City feels about as big as Downtown St. Paul by comparison

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Without the Snoopies.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, stoopid questions time:

is there a ammu-nation in los santos, because my fire-power seems to be letting me down and i have shedloads of cash...

should i be aiming to get my "muscle" stat to the end of the bar? i've done this with my stamina one, but i don't want to turn into some sort of muscle mary...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:20 (nineteen years ago) link

it doesn't open up until after one of the missions, sweet rings you up to tell you it's open

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I think the muscle stuff is counter-fun as well. I built up my muscle, and at one point gained enough respect to form a three man gang. If driving around (eg in the paramedic missions) and its attendant drop in muscle loses me that respect, then that is over the line into Simsland.

i pumped up the muscle a lot from the start and it never deteriorated (the regular exercise you get from wasting ballas will keep your muscle going)

ken c (ken c), Monday, 8 November 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Dumb question, but what vehicle allows you to travel with a four man gang (that's five including CJ)? I got bumped up to 4 on Friday night, which was great, but even when I jacked a van, only three were able to get in. And when I walk or run with my gang, I end up losing half of them.

Jonathan (Jonathan), Monday, 8 November 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Sadly, the highlight of my afternoon yesterday may have been stealing a boat and taking to the sea into the sunset with the organ intro of "Freebird" blaring.

I keep beating the shit out of the pool sharks after they take my money again and getting my money back. There's gotta be a better way to make a buck.

You people are so far ahead of me on this.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The best way I've found to make money - save, bet on horses, save again if you win/reload and repeat if you don't. I might just have been extremely lucky but I went from 5 grand to just over 2 million in 20 minutes. Which has now taken half the fun away from running around the beach shooting people for money.

lupine lupin (lupinelupin), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Are the horses in Los Santos, or one of the later cities?

57 7th (calstars), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

And what the hell was I supposed to do with the bouquet of flowers? I aimed at one of the ladies and wound up smacking her across the face with them.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

i had crazy ideas about shooting people through the flowers; dirty den style.

i keep going to the pizza place and waiting for people to crouch on the floor and then i kill them execution style. There was one woman i made up a whole backstory of kids and stuff for and then i shot her in the back of the head.

i think i need to give this game a break.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

You know what song is notably absent? "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite.

I know what you mean, Toaster. Not only did I spend all weekend playing it, but now I can't stop talking about it on the internet.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

oh wow i played this game from 10am till 5pm non stop today, i'm still being amazed by some of the stuff in here. helicopter parachute jumps are the best.

i still havent seen any one player rampages though. the x50 camera snapshots on the second island are good fun and an excuse to explore the place a bit more.

"Zero's" missions are the fuking hardest ever!

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

You know what song is notably absent? "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), November 8th, 2004.

i've been having this exact same thought

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Zero's "Air Raid" mission took me about 35 tries before I could beat it. I hate David Cross because of it.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm still stuck on that stupid wrong side of the tracks mission.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:03 (nineteen years ago) link

OG Loc's squeal/yelp "I'm Gangsta!" is officially the funniest thing ever. I look forward to finding opportunities to use it in everyday conversation.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

As of last night I'm officially dating someone. Nice.

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Did you use the flowers?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

the date thing lasted all of two dates for me. i ain't got time for no bitches.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I love it when the date's going badly and all you can hear in the background is:

"FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TEL ME"

I'm not sure I like Denice

Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Every time I take that ho out all she wants to do are drive bys. Fuckin hood rat.

adam (adam), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

you think she's special, don't you?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

apparently if you want to 100% complete you have to make all the dates go successful.

god damn i was looking forward to killing my girlfriend.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it possible to murder her? Besides driving from San Fierro all the way to Los Santos just to take the bitch out for a burger is too time consuming.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't think she ever dies... i took her to a gang war AND our car exploded, i was there thinking "DEEEEENISEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" but she was still alive.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently you can use the dildo on the very last gf you get.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Euw, have you seen the size of it?!

PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i've beaten people with it.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link


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