I had a bedtime but I turned out ok
― nomar, Monday, 21 September 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
i am pro-bedtime
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
fascist
― j., Monday, 21 September 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
I feel like bedtome would add years to my life tbh
― syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
the thing about this is the it was posted by someone I went to HS with who I'm pretty sure had virtually none of those experiences except for like "watched cartoons" and "played in the dirt" which is all children ever?
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
man these parents had it all wrong. you want to turn your kid into a subservient doormat, just intimidate your kid by blowing your stack in situations that don't call for it and emotionally manipulate him. (my dad will serve as a reference if needed)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
I'm amazed that the word "pussified" didn't appear.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
Whipping children is the author's religion.
― Aimless, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
Someone asked a questionWhy it is we singWe sing cos if we don'tthen daddy hits us with his ring
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
Just had this shared onto my timeline. Even Angelina Jolie (uh-huh, I'm sure it's her) is all about the terrible fake moralising stories.
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10522509_10153623449254812_6559581890972352463_n.jpg?oh=4e866c14aa2faa67eb2a284321e310a8&oe=56643175
― ailsa, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
"Ok allah go"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link
wonder what the standard issue ISIS work uniform looks like
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
ailsa you need to charge yr phone!
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link
why are there quotes before the post and not after
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link
there are. read to the end.
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
oh nm, there they are.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link
I was in favor of bedtime, always gave me more time to listen to the radio on headphones. Oh, and to masturbate. Lots of extra time for that.
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link
nobody ever borrow a pair of headphones from Vic
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
That's not screenshotted from my phone, that photo of a screenshot was posted like that to my timeline. Perhaps Angelina's disabled sharing on her "please share" message of hope and humanity.
xposts
― ailsa, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12009748_870856476300729_4104513878015963294_n.jpg?oh=53d19b8aa7c13f1abe80f33136a95d51&oe=5696A3DD
― cardamon, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:11 (eight years ago) link
#bulllivesmatter
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link
Dogs are men.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11219538_704153043053868_2321135127662087632_n.jpg?oh=01f9461daa450d6b746d2d07b8b08403&oe=5694FAB6
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
I like blabbering.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
You know who else liked empty bookstores?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
Word Porn ?
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/663371
― nomar, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link
"my son was such a joy until he played Bubble Bobble, now everything is suck this, eff that..."
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link
I dont like empty bookstores - I'd rather they had books in. And staff.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link
cancelled plans = great for you, really shitty for the dude you stood up who is flipping out that he got a babysitter for nothin
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
I like cancelled bookstores.And empty storms.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
rainy pajamas
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link
empty beds and an over-worn life
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link
Trayce that's lovely and sad!
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:32 (eight years ago) link
I like Pina Coladas.And getting caught in the rain.
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk64JluO4CI
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link
I like businesses that close for lack of customerspeople who don't want to get out of bedcourier font on parchment texturesimple joys and simple mindsScott Simon
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12033186_3997845983653024_640024813047996211_n.jpg?oh=a9f8319d317344a00852888b1180f331&oe=569D90D7
― soref, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link
wise words, Dave.
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link
but what if that means that they don't really mean this one and that they do really mean their other posts, and they are really directed at someone?!? I'm so confused...
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
wow daveswordsofwisdom.com entertaining from the git go ... "my daughter is simply amazing" - and also, she is Betty Boop
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
Maybe.
― how's life, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
just because i post it /don't mean i'm goin' throuugh it /i'm only huuuuman /of FB posts i'm made
― hello, it me (clouds), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO5RQ_hWwAAagvR.jpg
― marcos, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
thanks rightwing cousin
Is "Syrian Men Fleeing ISIS" a caption or the site's watermark?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link
Share if you remember riding a bike and watching tv and playing computer games somewhat less technically advanced than are available now and getting hit by your parents. copyright syrianmenfleeingisis.com :D :D :D
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
The parental beatings. So many minions proud of receiving parental beating.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
Perhaps it's the fact that we share stuff we like without going through it that makes us human.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link