like Basil Brush?
― Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link
https://data.archive.moe/board/r9k/image/1432/98/1432986673967.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link
Haha wtf this series is hysterical
― niels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
nerd patriarchy is the worst
― mattresslessness, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
Nerd everything is the worst
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link
everything is the worst,but its also p bearable
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
Most "nerds" are just hyperactive dudes that found glasses
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link
oh hang on is she laughing?
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
singing 'Immigrant Song' I reckon
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
ok of course
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
So here's a new one...friend posted that she won a $900 scratch off lottery ticket... I hit like the instantly got this message:You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha!
Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game.
Don't be a spoiled sport.
Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
1 Diarrhea again? 2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket. 3 How do you get rid of foot fungus? 4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 5 I think I'm in love with someone? 6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear. 7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy. 8 Just won $900 on a scratchy 9 I'm a lesbian. 10 I'm getting married.
Post with no explanations.
Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out).
And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness....
Be a good sport ok?
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link
ok i lolled at "And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness...."
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
Ugh don't do it.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
11 I have breast cancer.
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
12 You have breast cancer.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
I've gotten that one in back to back years. My reply is always that I won't do it because it's fucking stupid and has nothing to do with breast cancer awareness.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
^^^ spoiled sport
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
13 My friend is an idiot and sent me the following note after they lied about winning a lottery:
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
Raising awareness of basically a feel good way of doing nothing
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
People that misunderstand the usage of "awareness" really and think it means saying 'just a reminder, breast cancer exists" rather that providing any facts and figures or links for donations or anything.
A close friend of mine got it at age 24...beat it, and breaks her back promoting awareness and holding semiannual fundraisers so this kinda shit cheeses me off.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
I guess "Breast Cancer Acknowledgement" doesn't have the same gravitas.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link
Spread awareness about breast cancer by Facebook private messages you're supposed to keep secret
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
Cut down a neighbor's tree for sickle cell
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Muddying up the message w noise in the signal.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link
Anyone been getting BLOOD MOON DOOMSDAY posts? I haven't but I had fully expected it. Seems like 2012-fatigue is still present with the conspiracy-minded new-ager crowd.
― Frobisher, Saturday, 26 September 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
https://bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/afraid.jpg
I would block this person, but they're good value for this thread.
― ailsa, Sunday, 27 September 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link
v v important to break yr kids' will at an early age.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 September 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link
is that guy praying, or did he crazy glue his fists to his forehead, or both
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link
i actually would totally support giving all children trophies with a little bronze bust of that guy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
"good job, you tried, then you despaired"
need shame trophies
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 September 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link
See, I have but one friend on facebook who posts those dumb things regarding ex-servicemen getting no benefits yada, and nonsense scare stories about yada, and don't even start me on moneybags time.. I don't block him because its the only one and its sometimes interesting to know what's going on there. Bit like this thread.
Anyway, the latest one is a pic of various tablets with the warning "if your kid comes back from trick or treating with any of these don't let them eat them they are drugs and they will get poorly"
Because there's loads of people giving away drugs for free..
― Mark G, Sunday, 27 September 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
also funny because, like, are parents seeing kids coming home on halloween, sacks bulging with tablets of all color, size, shape and numbering and just wishing there was a convenient place to identify the safe ones?
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 September 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/games/knightsbrides/?fbs=205
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
Welcome to the world of Knights & Brides, a fairytale kingdom with its hierarchy, intrigues, rivalry and, of course, romance. So, now imagine... You are a charming young lady or a noble knight.
The lady is running the household and the knight is fighting in jousts until one day they find each other and decide to play together for triumph and glory. That’s when the entire social potential of the game unfolds.
The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat, while the knight dedicates victories to his lady and wins her glory. As your relationship grows in strength, the two will earn new titles, expand the estates, win new and develop previously conquered lands.
Find your mate in Knights & Brides and play happily ever after!
Knights & Brides is free to play. Some in-game items are available for purchase.
― how's life, Sunday, 27 September 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
jesus fuck
Gamergaters GotY
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 September 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
ikr
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 September 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link
world of ughcraft
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 September 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link
OMG thats actually a game. That conveniently somehow has exactly 100k players?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link
The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat
The creator of Knights and Brides apparently hasn't read the chivalric literature. Brides hopped into bed with Knights and inspired them through plentiful sexing, including before marriage.
― Aimless, Monday, 28 September 2015 04:30 (eight years ago) link
lol u suggesting the minds behind this might be a little... ignorant?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 28 September 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link
i think that's where everyone migrated to after the ashley madison hack
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CXaOa8F.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:56 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11898782_450668805104971_3327137496964050115_n.jpg?oh=40fd42af17965e2d964735bca2ae3c84&oe=56915061
― carl agatha, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link
Nope
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link
A lotta shit means "I been thrown out of a lot of free before 11 at the clubs"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:09 (eight years ago) link
I've sat through a lot of thought.
― Vic Perry, Thursday, 1 October 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/11986564_1055208584549017_6561130866242164069_n.jpg?oh=2d33ff979929fc2d9f4638b6f376aa7e&oe=56A2374E
― cardamon, Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
anyone can make a card now so there's no quality control. not sure that was always the case
― polyphonic, Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link