why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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world of ughcraft

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 September 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

OMG thats actually a game. That conveniently somehow has exactly 100k players?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

The bride learns to cook dishes for her brave knight to boost his strength in combat

The creator of Knights and Brides apparently hasn't read the chivalric literature. Brides hopped into bed with Knights and inspired them through plentiful sexing, including before marriage.

Aimless, Monday, 28 September 2015 04:30 (eight years ago) link

lol u suggesting the minds behind this might be a little... ignorant?

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 28 September 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link

i think that's where everyone migrated to after the ashley madison hack

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CXaOa8F.jpg

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:56 (eight years ago) link

Nope

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link

A lotta shit means "I been thrown out of a lot of free before 11 at the clubs"

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:09 (eight years ago) link

I've sat through a lot of thought.

Vic Perry, Thursday, 1 October 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

anyone can make a card now so there's no quality control. not sure that was always the case

polyphonic, Thursday, 1 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

K M your faint memories are wrong, sorry to break it to you

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

hmm, maybe i just had a facebook friend circa 2006ish that was posted them frequently and had exquisite someecards taste!

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link

Some of the original ones were actually good, but once they opened the option up to the public it became a cesspool.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 1 October 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7OHG7tHrNM

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

i've sat on the broken, is that what you mean?

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

My saddle has broken...

Frobisher, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link

I've sat in broken chairs...

Frobisher, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link

i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 1, 2015 4:23 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://web.archive.org/web/20070716120321/http://www.someecards.com/#

how's life, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:57 (eight years ago) link

I think it's because they moved more and more to the "user generated" cards to the point that I don't even know if they do their droll original cards anymore. I do remember them being pretty funny originally.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 2 October 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

Had a friend who used to get paid for doing those, so I know at one point they were being somewhat selective about it

Nhex, Friday, 2 October 2015 07:30 (eight years ago) link

you can almost hear the sharp inhalation of breath at the end of it

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/tVgXa.jpg

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

Condescending Wonka is the worst. all my "lib"* friends use it

(most of my 'liberal' friends are 'theatre' liberals, meaning mostly moderate to semi-conservative people who vote democrat because they are poor and like gay people)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 5 October 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

It is the worst, and Occupy Democrats is also the worst. It's the worst kind of weak-minded sarcasm -- "I don't have the guts to directly make a point so allow me to just rephrase what you're saying and mock it."

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

It's like (1) "So Hillary can't be president..." -- no, strawman, no one said that. (2) "Tell me again..." oh, so since there was also once a GOP scandal involving the same behavior, it's ok? Or are you saying both aren't ok? What do you actually think?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

Not to mention up to his neck in text.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 5 October 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

I had no idea what Occupy Democrats was until a few months ago... What a waste. Like you say, copying the tactics of right-wing mouthbreathers is nagl

Nhex, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link

google tells me occupy democrats is the same guy as "being liberal" and addicting info. Which are both pretty horrible.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING

SO LET'S GET RID OF ALL LAWS AND CREATE A THUNDERDOME-STYLE HELLSCAPE WHERE SOCIETY'S MOST RUTHLESS WILL RULE THE MASSES WITH A MERCILESS IRON FIST

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link

We should force every kid to learn martial arts so that playground fights look more awesomer

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link

WE WILL NEVER GIT RID OF NIPPLE TWEAKING

Neil S, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link

Why deny my kids right to de humanize yours?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link

Principals and teachers actually have quite a lot of ability to reduce bullying, I've seen it in action. It's really not even that complicated.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link

Yeah just beat them

(emphasis mine) (wins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING

GOOD! FUCKIN WIENERS

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

if you can't stop criminals you can always get rid of victims

ogmor, Friday, 9 October 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

WE SHOULD TEACH MOUTHBREATHERS ON FACEBOOK NOT TO REPOST MEMES WITH MORE ARTIFACTS THAN THE BRITISH MUSEUM

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link

Let John Steed handle those ruffians.

nickn, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

Wearing pink ribbons huh? I knew this generation of wimps had too much awareness of breast cancer

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

yeah that cracked me up cuz i strongly suspect the moron who made that is genuinely unaware what those pink ribbons are about and assumed it must be some anti-bullying thing cuz they look wimpy

balls, Friday, 9 October 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

this one cracked me up. posted with subtitle "Want to stop a bully? Punch the fucker in the face"

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863

flopson, Sunday, 11 October 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link

whoops n/m shoulda scrolled up

flopson, Sunday, 11 October 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link

Reminds me of every dullard who says "War/violence is just a natural human state we will never be rid of so why trying".

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 11 October 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link


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