Passive aggressive notes

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jeez olo (not verified), chill out

lol u sound like someone who has never worked outside a corporate office before...

Actually now I think about it the chemists I worked in the prick made me do all the vacuuming. But no even in stores I've worked in there were cleaners at night, rather than the staff doing it. Obv it depends on the size of the biz.

OH COME ON RINGO
YOU DO NOT HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO

Peace and love forks, peace and love.

1. Ringo

Drummer of the Beatles
also to "not do much" as in:
"I'm taking a Ringo"
"When do you want me to wake you up?"

Ringo is the sexiest drummer ever
by anonymous Aug 21, 2003

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damn, seems that everything has to be kept in the refrigerator these days...

In life, she needed no such labelling.

You'd have thought that they could have put a lid on the jar. And she had a dairy allergy. I don't know, no respect for the dead...

lolololol that last pic

grandma + milk = ovaltine

Grandma + apple cider = spiced cider

so you can't blame them for labeling, see that's more like "helpful notes"

I wish ppl on ILX said things like "spread not your vile posting"

olo (not verified) OTM

fyi adopting that kind of register has been known to cause ructions

Rinnath and hgath, maegden-cilden!

hgath = hidath
(sorry, insult predates QWERTY keyboard by several hundred years)

I wish ppl on ILX said things like "spread not your vile posting"

olo (not verified) OTM

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fyi adopting that kind of register has been known to cause ructions

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lolololo

Currently posted in the copy room at work:

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It's been there all week.

Thank!

or maybe Thanls?

Didn't even notice that. I think the box probably just has shitty handwriting.

just started watching the Channel 4 program Peep Show and it is chockfulla this stuff.

I've still never gotten around to watching Peep Show even though it's supposed to be really funny.

This story has been posted on our office fridge for the past month.

the box

I know!

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"So why didn't the cleaner get sick, too? It turns out she had allergies and had temporarily lost her sense of smell."
^bullshit.

Remind me to tell you sometime about the story where I tried to clean up puke with ammonia and bleach and caused an evacuation of about twenty girls basketball teams.

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One of the biggest offenses of these is forcing inanimate objects into saying things they would never say, even if they could.

You should put up a notice that a team of top scientists are coming to investigate the miraculous discovery of a box with the capacity for written communication

"I want the right to choose where I live"

Thank you,

Kitchen Paper Towel

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Know what monsters love to eat? Feces.

If you can't cook DON'T TRY

we must stop this dangerous expansion of kitchen towel "rights"

Or just a piece of paper that says

I AM A PIECE OF PAPER. HI, BOX! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK SOMETIME

Dear Kitchen Paper Towel,

You are an inantimate object, and you'll live wherever it is that I tell you to live.

Love,

God

I AM A PIECE OF PAPER. HI, BOX! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK SOMETIME

yeah, and then the next night leave a big box full of paper where the box is--i.e. the box and paper had sex and then had babies

And then another one on the box that says

OH, THAT WOULD BE FUN, BUT ... THIS IS AWKWARD ... I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW

oops, xpost

lolz

HA!

If you can't cook DON'T TRY

― pleased ass punch (braveclub), Friday, June 5, 2009 2:39 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark

That one is just mean. Clare, you sound like a real bitch.

If you can't write a nice note, SHUT THE FUCK UP

NEED SOME TIME ALONE TO BE BROKEN DOWN AND RECYCLED xxp

I bet if there's one thing that restroom hand towel hates more than being in the kitchen, it's being used as a post-it.

xxxp ppl going to a thanksgiving potluck should know the risks in advance imo

EXACTLY! Also if someone is going to take the time and make something for a potluck who cares if it's shitty? You don't have to eat it. It's nice that they put some effort in to begin with.

Clare!

If you can't fuck don't try sounds like a lil' boosie song

time it takes to write a passive aggresive note vs. time it take to break down a box for recycling