post movie posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

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My guess from the poster was that she would be an aspiring pop star, but this HBO lead-in from 1982 insists she's a "TV news lady." So I guess she's...interviewing him?

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, it's only in recent years that I've pieced together that Gould/Segal were big, big names in the 70s, Gould especially. I'm 33 and they were basically non-entities in the 80s. Probably didn't help that the majority of their output was aimed at adults with nothing that might really seduce you in the video store or reruns, like an action or fantasy joint or something. It'd be like someone born in 2000 not knowing who, like, Harrison Ford was or something. Not the exact right comparison but, y'know?

I believe Segal also had a hard career crash after asking too much money for things or something, but others would know better.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

(ford obviously in tons of teen-friendly fare that has remained very popular - just meaning super big all through a decade and then basically irrelevant immediately afterwards)

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

yeah I don't think that applies to Harrison Ford

(currently in the process of designing an Elliott Gould t-shirt at the request of my wife btw)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sKbo9kU.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link

Hoo boy, and now I catch that they're eating fried chicken in the first one.

pplains, Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

Wait a minute. Is the English title "Carbon Copy" and the Italian title is something about chicken?

pplains, Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

"The Chicken You Eat WIth Your Hands" ...

pplains, Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link

Omg i seriously thought abt posting that italian carbon copy poster TONIGHT.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 October 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

I'm not sure who that is on the Italian poster but it's not Denzel Washington.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 16 October 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

'Any resemblance between Father and Son is purely hysterical' seems a good example of the overly-optimistic taglines a lot of these posters feature

strictly dream-bait fit for moon-gazing (soref), Friday, 16 October 2015 00:56 (eight years ago) link

p sure that's roast chicken, you don't usually fry a whole chicken afaik

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 16 October 2015 01:18 (eight years ago) link

that one looks made up or british or both

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

South African with some Britishers guest starring as far as I can tell

strictly dream-bait fit for moon-gazing (soref), Friday, 16 October 2015 04:10 (eight years ago) link

i really want to see that

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 16 October 2015 09:37 (eight years ago) link

have you read the book?

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Friday, 16 October 2015 09:39 (eight years ago) link

The big coffee-table-sized book? Yep, it's great.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:45 (eight years ago) link

trailer for this looks great too

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link

great poster.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link

Recent ones from Every70sMovie:

http://cdn1.buuteeq.com/upload/9567/hooch.jpg

Hooch (1977)

https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/116/MPW-58066

Swap Meet (1979)

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 October 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link

Cheryl Rixon as "Annie" has me thinking that Swap Meet contains some Crying Game-style twist.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 October 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

search Debi Richter brought up this image, which I'm pretty sure is from some softcore booby movie I saw on premium cable in my adolescence. Anyone know what the movie is?

http://img6.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/d/u/duerj2gn9iue2jnu.jpg?kj8as6ye

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 16 October 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

starring gil gerard

balls, Saturday, 17 October 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link

wow does that ever look bad

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 25 October 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Not quite up to the busy/claustrophobic standards of this thread, but too great not to be posted here

http://boutique.cinema-passion.com/1658-thickbox_default/vasectomy-a-delicat-matter-22-x-30-canadian-poster.jpg

Fetty Wap Is Strong In Here (cryptosicko), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

mort drucker, sam viviano, jack davis are the kings of this shit

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

this is one of those threads that just keeps on giving, no matter how much you convince yourself there just aren't any godawful forgotten 70s/80s comedies left.

Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:33 (eight years ago) link

last one is all-time ghastly.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

if anything this thread is a reminder of just how *many* fucking movies get made, and how many fall into complete and total oblivion, never to be seen again

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

Seeing these things makes me long for an Easy Riders-esque book about them. I mean, we've heard enough about The Godfather and Star Wars already--How the fuck did Vasectomy:A Delicate Matter happen?

Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

no one knows. everyone involved died mysteriously

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

...and no heirs, because vasectomies.

Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

Moving Violation & Doin Time = Boring movie titles like I've got my own movie to do done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

yeah you think you've got some grasp on how much crap hollywood made (it doesn't produce nearly as many movies anymore is my guess, at least not to theaters), and then you find out someone made a comedy about paul sorvino getting a vasectomy

balls, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

special guest appearance by lorne green btw

balls, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link

^^His final film, according to imdb!

Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 November 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

Whoa, that movie was from 1986?

pplains, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

peak-period Sorvino

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 November 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link

it's helpful to be reminded just how many awful movies were made in pretty much any given decade.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 23 November 2015 23:10 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Great batch.

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link


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