isn't dishing out unsolicited and inaccurate parenting advice over Facebook kind of disrespectful?
― systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2015 10:06 (eight years ago) link
it takes a village
― balls, Saturday, 31 October 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
of millions to hold us back
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 31 October 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
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― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
There was so much good music in the past that I've never listened to anything new since I was a teen
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
Lol someone hasn't heard of Gary Lewis
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 1 November 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
You keep using those words audio technology. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
What about when the Monkees weren't allowed to play on their own recordings?
― Aimless, Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
and they were replaced with futuristic music bots, what about that, mister smarty pants macro maker?
The still made Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd., which is a great goddamn record!
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 1 November 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11313605_751757784953285_437745647_n.jpg
literally 75% of all women
― qualx, Monday, 2 November 2015 09:10 (eight years ago) link
actually more than 75% as none of the 3 excluded signs are in the summer, when most babies are born
i checked
― qualx, Monday, 2 November 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link
that one is making me ill at ease for some reason
― pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link
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― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 08:33 (eight years ago) link
Amen
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link
What do you type if you're dropping Jesus off at his work place of a morning?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 10:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-kul1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12063561_454693051383822_4153333492902956058_n.jpg?oh=60eaba5ade5b218b88a3322c7e54d20c&oe=56CCD52D
― Roz, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:26 (eight years ago) link
So get them pictures taken now!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:33 (eight years ago) link
Socrates
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link
strenght
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
[woman] [her]
― silverfish, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
jesus carpoolin with a hott chick
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
You can ride in the high-occupancy lanes if Jesus is yr copilot.
― Hwætever (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
He never has any smokes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
you never [her]
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
can I just
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10613108_540055999493159_6468511251066981840_n.jpg?oh=0b12f2eb515aecda569a69de9a9a120c&oe=56C7FA1C
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
She's too young for you, Shaq!
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link
Nah Blac Chyna's definitely of age
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
lol just noticed the dick outline fml
how have i never seen this one before? i kinda love it.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/a6/11/b2a61184537c2f4615d262bdab0fbfda.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1555409_727072497382909_4715884090354690409_n.jpg?oh=b5c2d0370bcd979005c4c5c451dd24f7&oe=56B898B5
― cardamon, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
so that's where they hid the bodies
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
Hey, I like this one!
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1509272_10153090820248795_8508105365871871070_n.png?oh=b5935cd23dab9a8cfa2142d24474d283&oe=56AD9BB3
― Darin, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
also: http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/31988454291/hello-i-would-really-love-to-know-what-the-source
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
in short, these sound nice and official but they're some dude's art project which doesn't make them less interesting of "true" but it may leave you with mauerbauertraurigkeit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link
24. Sphinctalissimo. The unclenching of your butthole.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
lol that blog was moderately popular for a few years and then that person compiled the words with no context and it blew up because everyone thought they were real. and then a link was added and the blog blew up apparently but i'm pretty sure most everyone still thinks they're real and that's most of the appeal for them.
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
if there's one thing social media has taught me over the past few years it's that media literacy should be a required class every year k-12 and then a bunch of necessary credits in college and you can't trade in AP points for them
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
i get rooked every once in awhile but cmon: how hard is it to just do a quick google search to see if a thing is patent bullshit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link
That came from a usually reliable source and I'm just not the kind of guy to google bs designed to pass the time during the last hour of the work day, but this obviously troubling you guys so sorry
― Darin, Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:21 (eight years ago) link
what's the authenticity issue here? It's some guy with some made up words, like Douglas Adams 'Meaning of Liff'- did anyone think they were real words?
― un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:59 (eight years ago) link
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― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
love everything about it down to the fact that it's a phone screenshot?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
SHOW RECEIPTS FOR WHAThttp://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1558900/size/tl-horizontal_main/we-asked-lil-jon-what-he-d-turn-down-for-because-why-not
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
nothing wrong with the "who run the world girls" scott posted right?
― niels, Friday, 6 November 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
I mean, it's legit funny right?
I guess there are still non-user-generated someecards? Some of these are not bad, more in the spirit of the old someecards:http://www.someecards.com/ecards/veterans-day/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
There's a page called "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" that's trolling HARD right now, like a version of Laughapalooza that isn't obviously a joke
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12219549_1095141677196837_4142697963235839011_n.jpg?oh=d4f9d4410a7d34df57bd5aedde63c3f9&oe=56B9FD99
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― frogbs, Thursday, 12 November 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
Are they being serious? With a name like "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" I honestly can't tell.
Either way, hats off.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
Double bonus points for l'accent aigu used properly!
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link