Socrates
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 11:46 (eight years ago) link
strenght
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
[woman] [her]
― silverfish, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
jesus carpoolin with a hott chick
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
You can ride in the high-occupancy lanes if Jesus is yr copilot.
― Hwætever (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
He never has any smokes.
― nickn, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
you never [her]
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
can I just
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10613108_540055999493159_6468511251066981840_n.jpg?oh=0b12f2eb515aecda569a69de9a9a120c&oe=56C7FA1C
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:03 (eight years ago) link
She's too young for you, Shaq!
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link
Nah Blac Chyna's definitely of age
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
lol just noticed the dick outline fml
how have i never seen this one before? i kinda love it.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b2/a6/11/b2a61184537c2f4615d262bdab0fbfda.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1555409_727072497382909_4715884090354690409_n.jpg?oh=b5c2d0370bcd979005c4c5c451dd24f7&oe=56B898B5
― cardamon, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
so that's where they hid the bodies
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
Hey, I like this one!
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1509272_10153090820248795_8508105365871871070_n.png?oh=b5935cd23dab9a8cfa2142d24474d283&oe=56AD9BB3
― Darin, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
also: http://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/31988454291/hello-i-would-really-love-to-know-what-the-source
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
in short, these sound nice and official but they're some dude's art project which doesn't make them less interesting of "true" but it may leave you with mauerbauertraurigkeit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link
24. Sphinctalissimo. The unclenching of your butthole.
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
lol that blog was moderately popular for a few years and then that person compiled the words with no context and it blew up because everyone thought they were real. and then a link was added and the blog blew up apparently but i'm pretty sure most everyone still thinks they're real and that's most of the appeal for them.
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
if there's one thing social media has taught me over the past few years it's that media literacy should be a required class every year k-12 and then a bunch of necessary credits in college and you can't trade in AP points for them
― qualx, Thursday, 5 November 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
i get rooked every once in awhile but cmon: how hard is it to just do a quick google search to see if a thing is patent bullshit
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 05:40 (eight years ago) link
That came from a usually reliable source and I'm just not the kind of guy to google bs designed to pass the time during the last hour of the work day, but this obviously troubling you guys so sorry
― Darin, Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:21 (eight years ago) link
what's the authenticity issue here? It's some guy with some made up words, like Douglas Adams 'Meaning of Liff'- did anyone think they were real words?
― un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 November 2015 07:59 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11866442_10153008253502267_7517348146980786575_n.jpg?oh=9babcde82b3f8230fbe5b8cd1eeba6f5&oe=56F58883
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link
love everything about it down to the fact that it's a phone screenshot?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
SHOW RECEIPTS FOR WHAThttp://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1558900/size/tl-horizontal_main/we-asked-lil-jon-what-he-d-turn-down-for-because-why-not
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
nothing wrong with the "who run the world girls" scott posted right?
― niels, Friday, 6 November 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
I mean, it's legit funny right?
I guess there are still non-user-generated someecards? Some of these are not bad, more in the spirit of the old someecards:http://www.someecards.com/ecards/veterans-day/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
There's a page called "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" that's trolling HARD right now, like a version of Laughapalooza that isn't obviously a joke
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12219549_1095141677196837_4142697963235839011_n.jpg?oh=d4f9d4410a7d34df57bd5aedde63c3f9&oe=56B9FD99
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12227206_1096845130359825_4562839787750234705_n.jpg?oh=7390092b553635a312c982c419ac2ec3&oe=56F2B352
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 November 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
Are they being serious? With a name like "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" I honestly can't tell.
Either way, hats off.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
Double bonus points for l'accent aigu used properly!
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
^^^ I think that proves they're not serious.
― nickn, Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10426719_10152489045175513_5939836025999646172_n.jpg?oh=c7efa208d85ab7b9e33381ecae44e189&oe=56AF9235
― flopson, Friday, 13 November 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
readers digest got weird
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 November 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
pick only one
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link
def the jordans
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 14 November 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
^^^^yep
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 14 November 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
who the fuck would pick the gas, is that a reference to something?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 14 November 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
gas is expensive
― qualx, Saturday, 14 November 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link
― carl agatha, Thursday, November 12, 2015
hmm
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/12184069_1090128527698152_7890512744620798069_o.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 14 November 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link
that answers question. anyway facebook is a horrible goldmine right now.
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 15 November 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link
I hate smoking weed, but I know plenty of potheads. Infinite free weed means I could sell it to friends at a discount and use the money to purchase gas & sneakers.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 15 November 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
i would choose sex. my demand for weed already saturated at my current income, never sought jordans, don't have a car
― flopson, Sunday, 15 November 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
if i could have sex with whoever i want whenever i want, i would be able to seduce entire armies and blackmail the pope and the president with threats of our public love making on worldwide television. my absolute power would give me dominion of the globe, so i think i'm gonna go with the mind control option over free sneakers
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
Ugh the memesters (inevitably) caught on to the Friday 13th thing
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Sunday, 15 November 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
man i was thinking free weed cuz you would be able to monopolize an emerging industry that will probably be legal nationwide within twenty years (and even then it was 50/50 cuz man kerry washington alone) but forks makes a very very good point.
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
sex w/ whomever you want whenever you want could be a genie trick, tho - like, if you just randomly think about having sex with someone but weren't going to do anything about poof they appear and you've gotta stop everything and have sex right then and there
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
lol that reminds me of that louis ck line about if every time someone made the jerkoff motion they had to finish to completion
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link