def the jordans
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 14 November 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
^^^^yep
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 14 November 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
who the fuck would pick the gas, is that a reference to something?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 14 November 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link
gas is expensive
― qualx, Saturday, 14 November 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link
Are they being serious? With a name like "Gaia's Dancing Indigo Children" I honestly can't tell.
― carl agatha, Thursday, November 12, 2015
hmm
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t31.0-8/12184069_1090128527698152_7890512744620798069_o.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 14 November 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link
that answers question. anyway facebook is a horrible goldmine right now.
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 15 November 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link
I hate smoking weed, but I know plenty of potheads. Infinite free weed means I could sell it to friends at a discount and use the money to purchase gas & sneakers.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 15 November 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
i would choose sex. my demand for weed already saturated at my current income, never sought jordans, don't have a car
― flopson, Sunday, 15 November 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
if i could have sex with whoever i want whenever i want, i would be able to seduce entire armies and blackmail the pope and the president with threats of our public love making on worldwide television. my absolute power would give me dominion of the globe, so i think i'm gonna go with the mind control option over free sneakers
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
Ugh the memesters (inevitably) caught on to the Friday 13th thing
― Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Sunday, 15 November 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
man i was thinking free weed cuz you would be able to monopolize an emerging industry that will probably be legal nationwide within twenty years (and even then it was 50/50 cuz man kerry washington alone) but forks makes a very very good point.
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
sex w/ whomever you want whenever you want could be a genie trick, tho - like, if you just randomly think about having sex with someone but weren't going to do anything about poof they appear and you've gotta stop everything and have sex right then and there
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
lol that reminds me of that louis ck line about if every time someone made the jerkoff motion they had to finish to completion
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
i'll be honest most of the time i randomly think about having sex w/ someone it's someone i definitely want to have sex with. like maybe an estelle getty could work her way in i guess but it's generally rachel weiszs all the way down. plus in that scenario i've just solved the riddle of teleportation.
― balls, Sunday, 15 November 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link
there is a quite good Nabokov story about this, kinda
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 November 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
uhm, what's that story?
― niels, Monday, 16 November 2015 08:39 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10404499_10152491368056701_7948068148757662500_n.jpg?oh=7c36d57852c0ad18c07fd1e48010d52f&oe=56F2C529
― how's life, Monday, 16 November 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
all that 'free' sex would still come w a heavy price. it didnt say reproduction or stds are out of the question
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 16 November 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link
xxp
"A Nursery Tale"
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
xp Stock up on prophylactics.
― billstevejim, Monday, 16 November 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
loving that indigo children page
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 16 November 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11219335_903005176455037_4971965303005807553_n.jpg?oh=71f8e159eb001896ee9511190178e519&oe=56AC9BA3
prince getting into the meme biz
― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
Hahaha
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
j/k it was me finally time to unmask my tru identity
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link
I initially thought Queenof was a weird surname and not a typo because I love purple and have an eye for detail
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 09:17 (eight years ago) link
thanks for your support tsrobodo, i can tell that you like purple :)
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11988760_10154038378934523_925579297936081465_n.png?oh=bf7d3d0a6dd6b87afcac7a60b1311b9c&oe=56B45052
Here's hoping they have enough courage to continue after making this macro
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
What's with the Gs in that font?Then again, I guess this thread is a treasure trove of odd font choices
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 01:04 (eight years ago) link
the tails of the g's are rebounding, after a defeat
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
elephant font idk
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 05:07 (eight years ago) link
"is what that"?
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link
I was just followed by this Twitter account: https://twitter.com/hotncold84 which features such treasures as:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTPtaG4VEAARFxD.jpg:large
― Neil S, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 08:49 (eight years ago) link
seems obvious to me that man does nothing that one could call 'work'
― Aimless, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12118993_10153326759183613_3291033278664606179_n.jpg?oh=6988ca4d378351983819fd96a41bae99&oe=56B2A4D8
― cardamon, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
god's marketing team really slacking these days
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link
i hear he's got some killer viral campaigns coming down the pipeline though.
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 19 November 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LCDtetK.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
I dunno, I kinda like that one
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 19 November 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
man recent events are really really bringing out the racists in my newsfeed, it's fuckin gross
― marcos, Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
i don't recall it being this bad
like people literally suggesting we put microchips into any syrian refugees we take in, as a totally rational solution
― marcos, Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
I loled at Grady's
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 19 November 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
I like this one too (x-p)
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12243561_1026963043991236_5570257532785103593_n.jpg?oh=133850aff438f2d4055c4a209cbcffb8&oe=56E726C8
― nickn, Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12243164_898997020177715_6097982721812320635_n.jpg?oh=05dde79f4e7706de98e236bbe0f4e34c&oe=56F9D24E&__gda__=1458184694_1cb0b070a36532daf00f2f228c60ed47
― cardamon, Friday, 20 November 2015 11:47 (eight years ago) link
tbf, we are being played for a fool people.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
ISIS be like:
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 20 November 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
america lovers drive like this, jihadis drive like this
― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Friday, 20 November 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10306179_10152410425085308_7451054008871816344_n.png?oh=71cfbfccd72c7d7f4006bb1322a1772a&oe=56F84680
I think this is meant to be a "truth bomb" or something.
― mirostones, Saturday, 21 November 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
remember that tragic day when the social justice meanies caused a Man of Achievement to think about sexism for apparently the first time in his life *weeps copiously for the lost innocence of a scientist*
― noe love derp wev (wins), Saturday, 21 November 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link
The variables are interesting there. What if he landed a spacecraft on a comet but did so whilst in blackface?
― cardamon, Saturday, 21 November 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link