Fast Food: Search & Destroy

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Burger King is truly vile. I don't agree with that poll that Wendy's has the best burger but otherwise is seems pretty otm.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

:-( I heart Burger King a lot. Not so much for its fries, but the burgers are very yummy. Thank god they don't have it in Belgium or I'd be pregnant with not only a baby but a few burgers as well.

― stevienixed, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

My new fast food obsession is ZAXBY'S. I've had it like four times but only in Gulfport, MS. They print the following "mission statement" on all the receipts:

"Consistently Create Encore Experiences That Enrich Lives, One Person At A Time!!"

Srsly, you can do that w/chicken?

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost
those grill marks are fake.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

During my first pregnancy I ate pizza (from Pizza Hut) about twice a week. Sadly they don't do the cheesy crust in medium. :-( I know it's not really a real pizza, but damn I love their thick pizzas.

― stevienixed, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

SONIC OH YEAH TOP 5!!!!

I haven't eated at a Dairy Queen since..... oh.... 1980 probably. Now I'm wondering what I've been missing.

― Jaq, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I was wondering what the fuck that dude in Gulfport who kept saying "CCEETEL, OPAAT!!" was going on about.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to like DQ's burgers, but the service was so slow, I quit going there.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah DQs pretty great food and treat wise.

I'm afraid what I'm might eat when pregnant. . .

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Burger King is pretty good except for the gross new crusty fries, Dairy Queen excels in almost all areas of glutton cuisine but yeah it can be slow

― A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

...to leave your colon.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't eat at these places anymore, but for burgers, Carl's Jr was best followed by the Whopper and Jumbo Jack. I like the Big Mac but don't even really think of it as a burger. Wendy's is disgusting.

― Spencer Chow, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

No Culver's, no credibility. Hands down the most disgustingly delicious shit out there.

― dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERRATED

― A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha I knew that would get a response.

― dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ban carl's jr plz, their advertising is vile

http://www.carlsjr.com/

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

burger king chicken "tenders" have the texture (and color, come to think of it) of my grandparent's old couch

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly though I think it's just the mystique of the (formerly) Wisconsin-only range of the place. It was like you were going to an alternate universe for a while.

xposts

― dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm surrounded by Culver's and I never eat there.

My all-time fave is Milwaukee-only (I think) custard + fast-food chain Kopp's.

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

wendy's has good non-burger menu items but I've never like those square burgers.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Tuesday, May 1, 2007
MACADAMIA NUT
This is too expensive for us to make, so don't buy it, we lose money!

Sunday, May 13, 2007
MOM'S CHOCOLATE CHIP CHEESECAKE
Made with Hershey's® chocolate chips, cheesecake and custard. Yes, yes,yes !!! Your mom will love it!

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to admit that while I havent lived in the WI in a while sometimes I do find myself wondering what the custard of the day is

― A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan, I'm a little astounded you've never been to Culver's.

― dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been there, but only a couple times. Something about the term "butterburger", I don't know man...

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

'Tis true. My experiences have pretty much been limited to once-a-year runs through WI, so if you spread it out a bit it's easy to ignore the nastiness of the product.

― dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

a once-a-year case of the runs?

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I am really thankful that this thread has seen little to no love for White Castle.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Is feces your fetish of the day?

xpost: Not surprising.

― dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

White Castle f'n rules

― A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Is feces your fetish of the day?

Not especially, but let's just say that I'm feeling a little more... mortal than usual.
:)

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't bring myself to try the fish sandwich (which sounds gross) or the jalapeno burger (which sounds awesome but painful) and the chicken rings are dodgy but it's easily one of my favorite fast food places

― A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Fast food, MTL edition!

L4fleur and La B3lle Province. Seriously. Best hot dogs this side of a scuzzy stand at a chicago ball game.

― Will M., Friday, 11 May 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I quit eating at the Carl's Jr. once their advertising got so goddamn disgusting and trashy.

― Abbott, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like it's the same ad company as Axe or something. It's really awful.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to associate burgers w/Paris Hilton's jizzjar anymore than I already do.

― Abbott, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

waht

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm surprised by Burger King hatred, too: I haven't had any in a while, but I still feel like a Whopper (or Jr.) is one of the least disgusting fast-food burgers available. Not only is the meat okay, but the whole burger is spread a bit thin and wide, and comes rather heavy on the vegetables and condiments and whatnot; on a good day it's the only fast-food burger I could half-pretend I'd actually just put together at a backyard cookout.

The last time I had DQ food, which I was ridiculously fond of as a kid, I noticed they'd added a really strong artificial smoke flavor to the burger patties -- it was almost uncomfortably stilted and stagey, getting all that liquid smoke in a drive-through burger, but I have to admit I enjoyed it.

I haven't had Sonic in over a decade, but I still think about it at least once a week. Sonic shakes. Sonic salty fries. Sonic tasty burgers. Sonic ridiculous syrup drinks served in a bucket of ice-pebbles. I never even liked the syrupy drinks, but whenever I see those ice-pebbles in a commercial, the nostalgia kicks in.

Okay how can I submit anything this boring when it's just crossposted with "jizzjar?" I don't want to follow that.

― nabisco, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Is jizzjar a part of the body? I thought Paris Hilton WAS a jizzjar, in total?

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

her coochie is a jizzjar

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess her mouth, too

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to subsist on Whoppers. They used to be 99 cents @ the BK just a 10-minute drive from my block; my CARAZY HS friends & I used to play Setback & Hi-Lo (sic?) for Whoppers & sundries for 8-10 hrs @ a time, w/ Nevermind playing non-stop in the CD changer, & our host's drunk mom serving us stale Cheetos & microwave burritos, & our host's drunk dad playing LPs in the adjoining room wearing nothing but jean cut-offs that flattered his resplendent pot belly (I LOVE THE 90s PART YEAH). And then I worked @ the BK for a summer, so YAY WHOPPERS. Now, I think my body convulses whenever I even think of pulling into a BK parking lot. Helps that the last time I had BK, the lettuce on my BK Broiler was a darling shade of brown.

I was hoping this was the thread where I posted my WHAT I LEARNED FROM TACO BELL list, but it ain't. u_u

xpost - WHO IS HUNGRY YES

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

her coochie is a jizzjar

-- Mr. Que, Friday, May 11, 2007 3:14 PM (42 seconds ago)

john mayer is getting out of hand

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had Zaxby's in Raleigh, NC. It is rad.

The only regional chain I've found in Oregon that's worth a crap is Burgerville. What is with all the crappy taco places? And the tater tots... I realize that Idaho is right there and they have a lot of potato scraps that need to be injection-molded into little greasy cylinders, but calm down.

JoJos are a nice find, though.

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss tater tots!

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you can still get them

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

tatertotcheesecasserole.jpg

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a place in richmond virginia called sticky rice that specializes in sushi and tater tots???

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicken Rondelet sandwiches (2) & Tater Tots (many) = me, age 12.

xpost wtf?

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i just realized that the best fast food chains (if you count sandwiches) are british. how bizarre.

― gabbneb, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

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