Shaving advice (applies to faces - smut freaks look elsewhere)

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does anyone else get ingrown hairs from the triple blade attack?

i've noticed it's becoming more of a problem. i had to buy some aftershave (odorless) to try and prevent the occasional ingrown hair proliferation but what do you know, after about a month without one, i find one today on my jaw line.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

gygax: search ZIRH.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

fuck, I meant andrew and now that joke doesn't work.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

hi teeny,

that looks very ridiculous and expensive. you have to be kidding me.

your pal,

gygax!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 6 November 2003 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, you're right.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

mmm skin nutrition

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, a blemish does not ruin my day/week... i may try to overcompensate for a little red dot on my jawline with a bit more panache and personality. i feel very, very removed from meterosexuality.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 6 November 2003 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
i just bought one of those new gillette super razors with five blades. i got the best shave ever until the next day when i had the absolute worst fucking razor burn/bumps i've ever had. my whole godamn neck was covered. i use anthony razor defense cream and it didn't work. fuck $20.

slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Use exfoliant beforehand and moisturiser afterwards maybe

beanz (beanz), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

V, that shit is insane. What possessed you? 5 fucking blades - ridiculous.

Also, who wants smooth face?

Dave will do (dave225.3), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Superman used to shave by reflecting his heat vision with a curved piece of the Kryptonian ship that brought him to earth and burning off stubble.
Let me know when Gilette gets around to trying that out and I'll opt in.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to wait until Gillette introduces El SeisĀ®.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

husband swears by this

http://www.webvitamins.com/image/14/100/341.jpg

Thea (Thea), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

it looks like technically there are six blades because there's one for trimming in back?

teeny (teeny), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, the keys to good (close and not uncomfortable) shaves are a) proper moisturizing of the hair and b) shaving the right direction in the right order.

If you cut yourself regularly (>50% of the time), you should switch something. Honestly.

www.thegroominglounge.com

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I've used that Alba stuff, haven't noticed any real difference in terms of bumps or burn than when I've used other shaving cream.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i just bought one of those new gillette super razors with five blades. i got the best shave ever until the next day when i had the absolute worst fucking razor burn/bumps i've ever had. my whole godamn neck was covered. i use anthony razor defense cream and it didn't work. fuck $20.

-- slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (thebing...), February 6th, 2006 11:45 PM. (later)

I read somewhere that two blades (ie, the standard Bic disposable razors) are optimal - anything more shaves too and leads to razor burn and ingrown hairs.

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

best defense against razor burn: refusing to shave

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I refuse to use anything more than two blades, but the Gillette two-blade razors seem to be becoming increasingly expensive and rare.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Twice a week is plenty -- three or four days to let my neck heal up before the next assault.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

for those tired of shaving altogether, an Australian family friend wanted to de-hair her legs and used this handy kitchen remedy, heated and mixed with lemon:

http://www.perfectcoffeeshop.com/images/cache/B0007SNZ8E.01-A3RW63R5A3NKMJ._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i always thought it sucked to have to shave pits & legs & other parts as a woman, but i never realized how awful it is to have to shave your FACE every goddamned DAY (or OTHER DAY). shaving your cooch is no fun -- it seems like the most similar shaving experience to the face-shave in terms of bumps and the importance of going with or against the grain -- but at least only one or two people are going to actually see it. there is more surface area on a well-groomed woman that needs to be shaved, but i shave my legs weekly or bi-monthly in the summer, and MAYBE once a month in the winter. pits are more often, but that takes about 5 seconds and doesn't even require water or soap. shaving seems much more of a nuisance for a man, because a longer shaving time per month is worse than a larger surface area. score one for the girls, suckaz

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

you're lucky killy. i have to shave my legs every day in summer. but i think the hair is much finer than face hair, so i don't really get the red bumps and whatnot.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

ditto. almost...if hairs be wires, black wires grow on my legs.

Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

ha. my leg hairs are black too thea. poxy eastern euro genes.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

well... i probably should shave more often, for the sake of those who look at my legs, but i just don't care very much. sometimes people will comment on my hairy legs, but whatevs.

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

haha emily, busted! i've got a "sky" at the end of my surname, so there you go. i had a friend who only stole razor blades, he felt he was justified as he had to shave twice daily, poor fellow. if i don't shave, my knee socks/tights chafe

Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm the next generation after the 'ski' name but i seem to have acquired the hairy gene. i also got the dark skin though so i can't complain. and yeah, i get chafing too from the stubble.

killy in my hippy arts students days i had a phase of not shaving my legs. but they seriously looked like boys' legs after a few days. i used to work in a pub at the time and a punter once said he hoped my 'box wasn't as hairy as your rugby-player legs'. that was embarrassing. so after that i decided to forgo my not-caring for hair removal. i wish the hair was finer and blonder - then i probably wouldn't shave at all!

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry to derail the thread btw. also i think stubble is very sexy and manly and have always encouraged my boyfriends to only shave every few days.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

you're a true gem

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

anyways my shaving ritual is after a shower while the hair is still wet, shaving foam, 3-blade razor, with (or across) the grain - never against it, hot hot water rinse, moisturiser. every second day. seems to avoid most of the rash and ingrown hair type issues.

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

also i love love love watching men shave. i'm not sure why. maybe because it's usually after a shower and they're just wearing a towel and smell all clean and stuff.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

A shaving mirror that attaches to the showerhead is a wonderful luxury.

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link

im done with that razor. f-that. my neck still hurts, im switching back to my old mach 3.

slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) I've been looking for one for years!

Oh and it's always hope out of shower, mach 3, gillette gel (used to use nivea, loada shite) and then back in shower. Splash on cold, aqueous cream on face, sudocream on neck. Splash on some stink and hello ladies...

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link

TS: 6 blade razorburn -vs- Rubbing Nads on your face.

(http://www.epharmacy.com.au/images/productimages/6387/200.jpg)

Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Try the Sharper Image website for the shower mirror. They're getting more and more expensive -- the first one I got was about $25, then I forgot it on a x-country move and it cost $50 to replace it. Now the same model is $100! (xpost)

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I got one for mr teeny at target for under ten bucks, seems to work.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

also, burts bees seems to have discontinued their shaving products line, very sad. they had bay rum lather bars that smelled really great.

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Because you can't do THIS with Burts Bees.

http://www.info-anyone.com/SAFEBARB.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I shave in the shower (while the conditioner is taking effect)

1. Washing face beforehand is a good way to remove dead skin cells and to soften the hairs up.
2. I use two shaving products at the same time - first, Aveda shaving cream from a tube, topped with Aveeno shaving cream from a jar. Let that sit on the face for at least a minute or two to continue the softening process.
3. Shave with Mach 3 standard (as opposed to Turbo). Go with grain, washing after every three strokes or so. Right cheek, right jaw line, left cheek, left jaw line. Neck with the grain - then RE-APPLY Aveeno shaving cream to neck area. Mouth/chin area, followed by neck accross the grain.
4. Rinse in shower, pat dry with towel, apply Aveeda Apres Rasage skin balm, with really nice botanical smells.

All told, 5 minutes, rarely nick or irritate skin, and very close and neat shave - which my wife likes, so that's good.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Nothing beat Dr bronners Tea tree castille liquid soap as a pre-shave lather.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

One blade disposable that isn't disposed of until I say so. I will turn my face into swiss cheese before the shaving cartel gets my $$.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I just started shaving with a razor (as opposed to an electric) for the first time in, oh, 13 years. And I can't believe there's a thread about this to guide me in my journey.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 9 August 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I have one of those three-razor Gilette dealys. How do I get the goop and hair out from between the blades before I go up for more? I was banging it against the sink for a while, but it flew off and went down the drain.

Also, should I call a plumber?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 9 August 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Whiney, you know what I do? I puse my lips on the blades and blow! It works! I have not cut my lips once, so it's perfectly safe to do so, if you are careful.

moley, Thursday, 9 August 2007 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Won't that blow hair and shave goop all over my walls?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 9 August 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link


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