Does Dan Rather exclaim lewd remarks at hamsters while exposing himself to an inanimate object named "FLippit"?

So I guess he's doing this tomorrow?

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from Wikipedia:

In a July 1980 interview with Ladies' Home Journal, Rather said that "in 1955 or '56, I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly."

According to journalist Cliff Jahr, Rather said, "As a reporter - and I don't want to say that that's the only context - I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount about LSD. I've never been a social user of any of these things, but my curiosity has carried me into a lot of interesting areas."

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what counts as lewd?

-- Geoff, Saturday, July 14, 2001 12:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
Anything about anus trouble

-- Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, July 18, 2001 12:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

whats a nus?

Thank you Harper's for bringing us the weirdest conspiracy theory ever.

My strong suspicion is that Mr. Rather does not know who did this to him, or why. “Why and exactly by whom remains unclear,” he stated on TV. “And it may never be determined.” I want Mr. Rather to be liberated by the truth: Donald Barthelme, or avengers acting on the master's behalf, did the nefarious deed upon you. The startling evidence is contained within the pages of Barthelme's oeuvre; you can read the stories for yourself. May this knowledge set you free. May you feel the yoke of mystery lift from your shoulders.

oh btw it is about the people who beat him while asking, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"

Just as I was prepared to dismiss the coincidence of finding “Kenneth” and “What is the frequency?” fifty pages apart in the same book, written by a Houstonian whose career mirrored Rather's, and who was reporting in the same town at the same time as Rather, I discover this rather ham-fisted swipe at an imperious news editor with a name so close to Rather's own that it seems almost unfair. An agitated, anxious, irritated man is said to be in a lather. There is something slightly foolish implied by that kind of lather, in a foamy, worked-up way. Donald Barthelme's editor-king, Lather, is a newsman in a lather, greatly agitated, foolishly grand. One begins to wonder how long Dan Rather has been wearing that anxious look on his face.

I'm riding the cock again!!!!!!!!!!!
― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, September 25, 2001 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Did we ever figure out the answer to this question?
― Ally, Tuesday, September 4, 2001 8:00 PM

the answer is Only on sunday.
― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, September 5, 2001 8:00 PM