the strange bathos of wikipedia infoboxes

Photographic face portrait of Condell with sun glasses on.
کاندل در ژانویه ۲۰۰۶
تخلص ادی زیبین (استفاده شده در دهه ۱۹۸۰)[۱]
نام در تولد پاتریک کاندل
زاده ۱۹۴۰ یا ۱۹۵۰[۲]
ایرلند[۳]
رسانه نویسنده، کمدین
سال‌های فعالیت ۱۹۸۲–تاکنون[۴][۵]
ژانر کمدی طنز موضوعی، دینی/طعنه سیاسی، ضدخدایی
موضوع‌ها بیخدایی، آزادی بیان، UKIP
وب‌گاه www.patcondell.net
youtube.com/patcondell

White Student Union
Abbreviation WSU
Formation 2012
Type Youth activist group
Legal status Active
Purpose To advocate for European-American Civil Rights
Location
Towson, Maryland
Region served
Towson University
Official language
English
President
Matthew Heimbach
Affiliations American Right Wing
Website TowsonWSU.blogspot.com

(DISPUTED) His Holiness Abune
Dioskoros
(Disputed) Patriarch of the Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Church
Church Eritrean Orthodox Tewahedo Church
Appointed (Disputed) April 2007
Predecessor Abune Antonios
Personal details
Born 1935
Died 21 December 2015
Denomination Eritrean Orthodox
Previous post Bishop of the Seraye district of the Orthodox Church

Born Ethan Anthony Couch
April 11, 1997 (age 18)
Tarrant County, Texas, United States[1]
Education High school
Occupation Employee at sheet metal business[2]
Known for The "affluenza" defense
Parent(s) Tonya Couch (mother)
Fred Couch (father)

Ethan Couch drove himself to school at the age of thirteen. When the head of the school questioned that practice, Fred Couch threatened to buy the school.

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Description
Possibly a tick. Charleston, Nova Scotia.
Source
I created this work entirely by myself.
Date
July 7, 2009
Author
Kinou (talk)
Permission
(Reusing this file)
See below.

Mexican Creole hairless pig
Country of origin Mexico
Traits
Pig
Sus scrofa domesticus

Pipa Midltone
Personīgā informācija
Dzimusi 1983. gada 6. septembrī (32 gadi)
Valsts karogs: Apvienotā Karaliste Redinga, Apvienotā Karaliste
Tautība Angliete
Brāļi Džeimss Viljams Midltons
Māsas Katrīna, Kembridžas hercogiene

Kaycee Nicole
First appearance 1999
Last appearance 2001
Created by Kelli Jo Swenson
Portrayed by Debbie Swenson
Information
Aliases Kaycee Nicole Swenson
Gender Female
Occupation Student
Nationality American

However, before Van der Woning could make his trip to see Kaycee, he received a call on May 15, 2001 from Kaycee's mother. Sobbing, Debbie informed him that Kaycee had died, unexpectedly, of an aneurysm the day before.[1] News of Kaycee's death was immediately posted on her blog:

"Thank you for the love, the joy, the laughter and the tears. We shall love you always and forever. Kaycee Nicole passed away May 14, 2001, at the age of 19."[16]....

The FBI declined to further investigate after its initial acceptance of the case, stating that it had not been able to find evidence that Debbie Swenson's accepting of gifts for "Kaycee" constituted a dollar amount above their threshold for financial crimes.[25][26]

Swenson was apologetic for the hoax, but said that she believed the Kaycee character had also done some good. "A lot of people have problems", she told the New York Times. "I know I helped a lot of people in a lot of different ways."[1]

Prince Gruzinsky by Carl Peter Mazer, 1840s
Born 2 November 1762
Died 15 May 1852
Burial Church of Lyskovo
Spouse Varvara Bakhmetyeva
Issue Ana Gruzinsky Tolstoy
Dynasty Bagrationi dynasty
Father Alexander Gruzinsky
Mother Daria Menshikova
Religion Georgian Orthodox Church

Soon Gruzinsky fell in disfavor with the tsar Paul I. He was found guilty of cruel treatment of his peasants and various machinations, but Gruzisnky evaded the court sentence by faking death and staging his own funeral, having bribed local officials....

In 1852, Gruzinsky died at the age of 89 at his estate, allegedly in a fury at the sight of a peasant entering his house with a hat. He was interred at a familial burial ground at the Transfiguration Church of Lyskovo.[2]

Lawrence Joseph Bader
In 1963, as TV announcer "Fritz" Johnson
Born 1926
Akron, Ohio, U.S.
Died September 16, 1966 (aged 39–40)
Omaha, Nebraska, U.S.
Known for Disappeared on fishing trip. Discovered living under new identity. Probable amnesiac.

Lawrence Joseph Bader, (1926 – September 16, 1966) was a cookware salesman from Akron, Ohio, who disappeared on a fishing trip on Lake Erie on March 15, 1957. Declared dead in 1960, Bader was found alive five years later, as John "Fritz" Johnson, a local TV personality living in Omaha, Nebraska.[1][2]....

The malignant tumor that cost Bader his eye eventually resurfaced. Bader/Johnson died on September 16, 1966, at St. Joseph's Medical Hospital in Omaha. His death meant that the question of whether he was an amnesiac, a schizophrenic, or a hoaxer was never resolved.[3]

In 1852, Gruzinsky died at the age of 89 at his estate, allegedly in a fury at the sight of a peasant entering his house with a hat.

I so want this to be true

Timothy Dexter
Born January 22, 1748
Malden, Massachusetts
Died October 23, 1806 (aged 58)
Newburyport, Massachusetts
Resting place Old Hill Burying Ground, Dexter Family Plot, Newburyport
Residence
Tracy House, 201 High Street, Newburyport
Chester, New Hampshire
Occupation Businessman
Known for Business sense, eccentricity
Notable work A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress (1802)
Spouse(s) Elizabeth (Lord) Frothingham (m. 1770)
Children Samuel Lord Dexter, Nancy Dexter

Dexter was born in Malden, Massachusetts. He had little schooling and worked as a farm laborer at the age of 8.[1] When he was 16, he became an apprentice to a leather-dresser.[2] In 1769, he moved to Newburyport, Massachusetts. He married Elizabeth Frothingham, a rich widow, and bought a mansion[citation needed]. Some of his social contemporaries considered him unintelligent[citation needed]. Many of them gave him bad business advice to discredit him and make him lose his fortune.[citation needed]....

Dexter decided to buy a huge house in Newburyport from Nathaniel Tracy, a local socialite, and tried to emulate them.[1] His relationships with his wife, daughter, and son also suffered. This became evident when he started telling visitors that his wife had died (despite the fact that she was still alive) and that the woman who frequented the building was simply her ghost.[1] In one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving enough.[6]

Doug Richard
Doug Richard pictured in 2006
Born August 1958 (age 57)
California, United States
Education University of California
Occupation Entrepreneur, businessman, government advisor
Known for Dragons' Den
Net worth $75million (as of 2015)
Children 3
Awards The Queen's Award for Achievement in Enterprise Promotion

Levi Bellfield
Born Levi Bellfield
17 May 1968 (age 47)
Isleworth, Greater London
Residence HMP Wakefield
Nationality English
Other names Yusuf Rahim
The Bus Stop Stalker
The Bus Stop Killer
Occupation Nightclub bouncer
Business owner
Known for Murders of
Milly Dowler
Marsha McDonnell
Amélie Delagrange
Religion Islam
Criminal charge Burglary
Assault
Theft
Abduction
Attempted murder
Murder
Criminal penalty Three Life imprisonment sentences
Criminal status In prison
Killings
Victims 3+
Span of killings
21 March 2002–19 August 2004
Date apprehended
22 November 2004
Imprisoned at 26 February 2008

From today's featured article

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"R U Professional" is a satirical electropop song by the American indie rock band the Mae Shi (pictured), inspired by a July 2008 outburst by actor Christian Bale on the set of Terminator Salvation.

Location	Łódź, German-occupied Poland
Persecution	Imprisonment, forced labor, starvation
Organizations	Schutzstaffel (SS)
Death camp	Chełmno extermination camp, Auschwitz-Birkenau extermination camp
Victims	204,000 Polish Jews

Web address	www.breitbart.com
Commercial?	Yes
Type of site
Politics, conservative news and opinion
Registration	Optional, but is required to comment

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Main interests
Auto racing,
Universal morality

Species Dog
Breed Cairn Terrier
Sex Female
Born November 17, 1933
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
Died September 1, 1945 (aged 11)
Hollywood, California, U.S.
Nation from American
Occupation Dog actress

Coffee A cup of coffee
A cup of black coffee. Black means that the coffee is served without milk or cream.
Type Hot or cold (usually hot)
Country of origin Yemen [1]
Introduced Approx. 15th century
Color Dark brown, beige, light brown, black

XD

British Muslim Awards
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Awarded for 	Success and achievements of British Muslims
Sponsor 	Islamic Bank of Britain
Location 	England
Country 	United Kingdom
Presented by 	Oceanic Consulting
First awarded 	2013
Official website 	www.thediversityawards.info/britishmuslim/

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins, aged 169. Lithograph after Walker. Wellcome V0007145.jpg
Portrait of Henry Jenkins
Born Unknown (reportedly in 1501)
Ellerton on Swale, Scorton, Yorkshire, Kingdom of England
Died December 1670 (reputedly aged 169)
Bolton-on-Swale, North Yorkshire, Kingdom of England
Cause of death Natural causes
Known for Extreme longevity claim

Zhang Daoling
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Zhang_Daoling.jpg
Zhang Daoling as pictured in
Myths and Legends of China
by E. T. C. Werner
Born 34
Died 156 (aged 121–122)
Occupation Founder of Way of the Five Pecks of Rice

These include badger-baiting, bear-baiting, bull-baiting, donkey-baiting, duck-baiting, hog-baiting, human-baiting, hyena-baiting, lion-baiting, monkey-baiting, rat-baiting, and wolf-baiting.

Non-free media information and use rationale for Dog fighting in the United States
Description 	
Members of the "Bloods" streetgang, caught on surveillance camera, dog fighting in a vacant office building.
Source 	
Video was played on the channel 5 news station in 1997, saved to VHS format, then later converted to an image file.
Article 	
Dog fighting in the United States
Portion used 	
1 frame
Low resolution? 	
Yes
Purpose of use 	
To illustrate the dogs fighting, and to show how close the owners get to the dogs during the fight
Replaceable? 	
If someone has the same image with better resolution, they have my permission to replace the current image.
Other information 	
1997

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Rudi Gutendorf Personal information
Full name Rudolf Gutendorf
Date of birth 30 August 1926 (age 89)
Place of birth Koblenz, Germany
Playing position Outside right
Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1944–1953 TuS Neuendorf
Teams managed
1955 Blue Stars Zürich
1955–1961 FC Luzern
1961 US Monastir
1963–1964 MSV Duisburg
1965–1966 VfB Stuttgart
1968 St Louis Stars
1968 Bermuda
1968–1970 FC Schalke 04
1970–1971 Kickers Offenbach
1971 Sporting Cristal
1972–1973 Chile
1974 Bolivia
1974 Venezuela
1974 TSV 1860 München
1975 Real Valladolid
1975–1976 SC Fortuna Köln
1976 Trinidad & Tobago
1976 Grenada
1976 Antigua & Barbuda
1976 Botswana
1977 Hamburger SV
1979–1981 Australia
1981 New Caledonia
1981 Fiji
1981 Nepal
1981 Tonga
1981 Tanzania
1984 Hertha BSC
1984 São Tomé & Príncipe
1984–1985 Yomiuri SC
1985–1986 Ghana
1986 Nepal
1987 Fiji
1988 China
1988 Iran U-23
1991–1992 China
1993 Mauritius
1995–1996 Zimbabwe
1997 Mauritius
1999 Rwanda
2003 Samoa

Frank Griffin
Born Ireland
Nationality Irish
Occupation Judge

Origin Sacramento, California, USA
Genres Alternative rock, Punk rock
Years active 1999–present
Website Warp 11 Official Site
Members
Captain Karl Miller
Chief Engineer Brian Moore
Chief Science Officer Kiki Stockhammer
Commander John Merlino
Past members
Chief Medical Officer Jeff Hewitt
He had a daughter, Samantha, in 2001, on whom he wanted to focus more.

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focus on the waterfall man

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Information
Gender Male
Spouse Mrs. Blobby
Children Baby Blobby (son)
Nationality British

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Hazards Free fall
Access Public
Features Green parakeets

Type New religious movement
Classification UFO religious
Orientation Gnostic inspired Sci-fi Millenarianism
Structure Public meetings
Moderator Marshall Applewhite (1974–1997)
Region United States
Headquarters San Diego, California
Founder Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles
Origin 1974
Defunct March 19–20, 1997 (Religious Movement)
Members 41 (Pre-1997), 2 (Post-1997)

Description: head shot of deceased musician
Author or copyright owner: unknown
Original publication: unknown
Immediate source: https://www.earnthenecklace.com/scott-putesky-wiki-cause-of-death-band-girlfriend-wife-facts/

Born Rachael Domenica Ray
August 25, 1968 (age 52)
Glens Falls, New York, U.S.
Spouse(s) John Cusimano ​(m. 2005)​
Culinary career
Cooking style Thursdays

of course she's a Virgo

also I miss u nakh

Songwriter(s)

Radric Davis · Michael Williams II · Marquel Middlebrooks · Khalif Brown · Kanye West · Varg Vikernes