Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

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Yeah, that makes sense - I was checking against Real Clear Politics' list, and thinking that it would have to be Jindal, because him dropping out is what took it from 14 to 13, but Gilmore is the 14th in the race! He just doesn't appear on RCP because he never polls >.5%.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

Gilmore! Thanks. I couldn't think of a chubster apart from the obvious chubbos.

I also wondered about when it was created and whether there'd be ex-candidates in the lineup. Blue-Tie #3 looks nothing like O'Malley, but even less like Webb. Both are stocky little apple-shaped guys, not slender willows.

yo no soy marinara sauce (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Lol the last two sentences on the 'Jim Gilmore presidential campaign, 2016' wiki page:

"Gilmore has insisted that he's "not going anywhere," and will continue to run.

On October 30th, 2015, Jim Gilmore was verified on Twitter."

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

he's just waiting for the ol' GilmoMentum to kick in

yo no soy marinara sauce (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 December 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

I'm sad that Lincoln Chafee dropped out before that graphic was ordered

El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

who is that guy with the goatee and the glasses, 6th from the left, standing next to cool guy Rand Paul?

the Penn Gilette of 1990?

I don't have the time or energy to make a counterargument (stevie), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

btw Trump says his medical records will show "perfection"

well dammit now we have to vote for him

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

at least he will make a great organ donor

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

Trump's essence is pure. Why have the other candidates refused to give sample? What are they hiding?

lol @ Gil. i hope he sees himself playing a tortoise and hare game. these other guys, they'll tucker themselves out, and then at the end, it'll be trump and ol' gil!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

My prostate cancer is terrific. Just the best. You've never seen cancer like it.

The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

"It's insane, this guy's taint."

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

clinton's dark money:

http://sunlightfoundation.com/blog/2015/12/03/behind-the-clinton-campaign-dark-money-allies/

goole, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

from what i've noticed anecdotally any of the affection for trump in the orthodox jewish republican community comes entirely from identification w/ ivanka

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

he must realize it too "You just like me because my daughter happens to be Jewish," Trump said as he took the stage. He added that his daughter Ivanka has a great husband and is very happy, but "the only bad news is I can't get her on Saturday," referring to Shabbat, a Jewish day of rest.

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

is that the daughter he publicly speculated about schtupping

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link

"get her"

hunangarage, Thursday, 3 December 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

i think she is gorgeous but i'm not her father

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPvoMR-aZo

polyphonic, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link

from that screengrab, i'm assuming the answer is "you, little boy"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

from mouths of babes trumpjungen quex

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

he's a regular hadrian

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

that ppl are into him is even harder to understand than the whole "I'd have a beer with GWB" thing

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

well he is stupid, loudmouthed, rude and overpriveleged ie like most of America

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

which is not to say that most of America likes him - at this point I hope he gets the nom just so the GOP gets absolutely hosed in the election

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

he doesn't seem v convincing on the deep fascist charisma level but then i watch videos of hitler giving speeches and think he looks like a creepy balding dude. the crowd loves it tho. (not to say that trump is hitler but i haven't watched a lot of mussolini or franco speeches)

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

Mussolini is hilarious

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

stylistically he's def a closer fascist analog for Trump than Hitler

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

analogue even

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

lol

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link

at this point I hope he gets the nom just so the GOP gets absolutely hosed in the election

i've often had this thought too (it's still my default opinion at this point, i guess) but then i remember how wrong i and everyone else on earth have been about trump so far. everyone thought he would have imploded by now - everyone figured he'd implode after a couple weeks, even. everyone has been so wrong. and it's true, it seems like he'd do very poorly in a general election, but i can't deny any scenario given the involvement of my beloved fellow americans as voters. there could be a major terror event just before the election, or some sort of scandal erupts around clinton, some other october surprise...i dunno. just like europe, there's a considerable white supremacist voting bloc in the U.S., though most of them probably would recoil at that description of course. the thought of trump being in power in a time of crisis and uncertainty, paired with the bloodlust that enters around 90% of american's hearts in the wake of disaster (source: W's polls after 9/11) and the support of a ton of terrible bigots with guns, frightens me.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

but who knows, maybe the crest of the trump wave is right now and a few months from now we'll all be laughing about it as the attention steers toward rubio or cruz.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

there's a considerable white supremacist voting bloc in the U.S

not considerable enough to beat the non-white voting bloc -- if it votes in 2016.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

yeah even in my darkest nightmares i think the us has enough useful architecture to keep it from sliding too deeply into psychotic fascism

Mordy, Thursday, 3 December 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link

i still plan on voting trump in the republican primary. either him or bobby jindal

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

we all thought people would have lost interest by now, yes - but that's just misreading the GOP primary voters. He does not have a prayer of winning a general election. It's worth noting that he's only winning a plurality, not a majority, of the GOP primary vote, and that he has consistently polled really negatively with the general electorate. Break down that electorate into "swing" states Trump would have to win (Ohio, Florida, etc.) and there's no way he would get them all. Party turnout on the GOP side would also be depressed just because of how many people hate him, which would contribute to losses across the board.

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

it'd be interesting to see if any beurocrats would be in open revolt against trump, like Reagan vs epa style

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

I still don't think he'll get the nom, honestly. Party machinery is liable to throw a monkey wrench into him actually racking up delegates. Plus as soon as he loses anything, his mystique is punctured...

xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link

there was a NYT feature yesterday which described GOP leaders saying

1) He would drag the party down to massive down-ballot defeat in November

2) I'M not going to savage him! He'll be publicly mean to me.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link

i'm not sure what, say, rubio would stand to lose by calling trump and bigot and a bully.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

i mean i know what he /thinks/ he stands to lose, i'm just not convinced the concern is entirely warranted.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link

"there could be a major terror event just before the election"

Non-hypothetical! I actually heard some conservatives today smugly not-quite-crowing that the shootings in San Bernardino significantly helped Trump's chances of winning the nomination.

yo no soy marinara sauce (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link

Apparently Ben Carson repeatedly referred to Hamas asHummus during a speech to the Republican Jewish Coalition which is actually making me smile despite this seeming an otherwise dreary day.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link

wait Hitler was balding

brownie, Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:30 (eight years ago) link

I agree that the Trump thing has lasted a lot longer than I ever thought it would. But we really are still basically in the same phase we were a month, two months, three months ago. The big unknown was, and remains: what does this Trump support look like when it comes to showing up for primaries? The Iowa Caucus is Feb. 1st and the New Hampshire primary is Feb. 9th. I see it as entirely possible that all of a sudden, after those, we'll be looking at such radically different numbers that all the ink spilled on the race thus far will seem even sillier than it might already.

Until then, it seems clear enough that as far as the watch-the-polls aspect of the races go, Trump has the same Teflon cover with the segment of the poll-responding public that he's had roughly since August. Nothing really reduces his numbers, nothing really raises them either. His negatives with the people who don't consider him their #1 are really high. If the polls are reliable, he still doesn't have much of a shot IMHO. He's leading a very, very crowded field with 25%, but there's not a lot of evidence that the people who say Bush or Rubio or whoever is their fave are actually ever going to switch to Trump if their candidates bail.

Take the latest Quinnipiac poll, with the usual caveat that this is ONE poll and may not accurately indicate the current state of the race. Here's the headline question, who would you vote for if the election were held today:

27 Trump
17 Rubio
16 Cruz
16 Carson
8 Don't know / no answer
5 Bush
3 Fiorina
2 Christie
2 Paul
2 Kasich
1 Huckabee
1 Wouldn't vote
- Gilmore, Graham, Huckabee, Pataki, Santorum

So: Trump's winning! But, okay, now: are there any of these candidates you would "definitely not support"? (multiple responses allowed, so total > 100%):

30 No/No one
26 Trump
21 Bush
13 Christie
13 Kasich
13 Paul
11 Pataki
11 Fiorina
11 Graham
10 Carson
9 Huckabee
9 Gilmore
9 Santorum
6 Cruz
6 Don't know / no answer
5 Rubio

So, as much as "Trump tops polls, is set to win!" you could easily write the story as "Trump most hated candidate among Republicans, has no chance!" As many people as consider him their first choice consider him their last choice! Granted, this also doesn't look like great news for people like Bush, who also have a lot of "not that guy" ... but my guess would be that those people correspond with the people who are already on Team Trump, whom Bush isn't trying to win over. Meanwhile, if all the non-Trumps actually combined into one candidate, Trump would be doing worse than Sanders versus Hillary.

I don't expect such a combining of forces to ever happen, but the idea of Trump winning the nomination still just looks ludicrous to me. The only way that happens is *IF* he translates this level of support into votes, AND everybody else stays it in all the way through, AND the voters continue humoring all of them, AND the primary calendar/delegate math doesn't fuck him up in the first place. In the poll above, 15% of the people who'd even made up their minds are going to Fiorina, Christie, Paul, Kasich and Huckabee, none of whom have a snowball's chance and who surely are going to drop out after Iowa or so if not before. If they all give up the ghost, their numbers have to go somewhere, and it seems really unlikely that most of their fans are "well, Trump is my second choice" people, if such people even exist and are not Carson voters.

Short version: I think Trump's basically at his ceiling. The others are hoping to claim the don't-know people, to look like the biggest "not Trump" contender when the voting actually starts, and to wait for the other not-Trumps to quit. They may also be waiting until more people are paying attention to make a big-tent, anti-Trump "you don't represent the sober, bipartisan, get-things-done, down-to-earth conservative values of this party!" type speech. I don't think it really helps them to give Trump more time to beat up on them before voting time.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link

(Bear in mind also that delegates won by candidates who later drop out still get to vote at the convention, and it seems unthinkable that delegates initially pledged to Bush or Rubio would ever vote for Trump if there was any other option. So my imaginary "everybody besides Trump" coalition does kinda exist.)

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 3 December 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link


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