Also to repeat a note someone made upthread this _is_ the big hitters in the wings from the last election, the Jeb Bushes and Bobby Jindals and Mike Huckabees that resisted the entreaties to come and be Anyone But Mitt - and now they have come on down and no-one gives a fuck.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 December 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
And Chris Christie! Man, the sun was going to shine on Chris Christie until you'd need two pairs of sunglasses.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 December 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
What are the odds of Colin Powell jumping in as the smoke clears? There was talk (half serious) of defaulting to Mitt earlier as this slate displayed their incompetence, maybe Powell could be that uniter, presuming he would even consider it.
― nickn, Friday, 4 December 2015 00:46 (eight years ago) link
Not that Mitt would be a uniter, just that he may seem like he'd draw more votes in the general than these guys.
― nickn, Friday, 4 December 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link
pretty sure a black now-a-democrat is not the savior our white nationalist party wants
― iatee, Friday, 4 December 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
a shame that zipper problems have prevented david petraeus from continuing to serve america
do any of the candidates have military experience (besides the late jim webb)?
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 December 2015 00:57 (eight years ago) link
Ha, I had forgotten he had switched parties. Was just trying to think of a Republican that has some positive perception on a national level.
― nickn, Friday, 4 December 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link
lol @ trumpolini
was also hoping at first that this
http://i.imgur.com/QbwkSzC.gif
was going to be something like this
http://i.imgur.com/ALUEkl4.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 4 December 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
Condi 2016!
― El Tomboto, Friday, 4 December 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
xpost Ahahahaha. Perfect.
― The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link
i'm not sure what, say, rubio would stand to lose by calling trump and bigot and a bully.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, December 3, 2015 6:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i mean i know what he /thinks/ he stands to lose, i'm just not convinced the concern is entirely warranted.
― wizzz! (amateurist),
Don't forget that Marco Rubio has been for want of a better word a pussy his entire career.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
what movie is that from?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
if the GOP had any goddamn sense, they woulda been cultivating condoleezza rice for just this moment, but no
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link
Gandhi
xp
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link
don't think her husband Dubya would've allowed it
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
i keep reading neocons/ Bushites prefer Trump to Cruz
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link
now that I think of it, I honestly wonder if the electorate could handle two female candidates. might be the one set of circumstances in which trump could run as a third party candidate and possibly win!
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
Rice is a lightweight. Rodham could just run her pre-9/11 terror memo testimony for 2 months.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
Bruneau - The Dead Zone.
And, um, spoiler alert.
― pplains, Friday, 4 December 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
There ARE at least two female candidates -- Jill Stein the Green included, who the committed Bernie folk will be voting for after he gets bounced.
Myself i'm tired of meaningless prez votes and plan to abstain in 48 weeks.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
did you send out a press release yet?
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link
did some dipshit vile assfuck i'm "not engaging with" say something?
no, i didn't think so.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link
it didn't occur to me until now to wonder what sort of dr you are. must be a proctologist.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link
i've seen that! where chrisopher walken is having those flashbacks.... thanks.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 4 December 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link
Trump's votes are probably largely Trump-specific, Carson's are Evangelicals who have found a nice dim man with a soul of blood and fire. They probably won't switch to each other
Or, I could be wrong.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 December 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link
Didn't know this was going on last night. Sounds like there was some uncomfortableness in the room.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/03/politics/2016-republican-jewish-coalition-candidates-awkward/
― clemenza, Friday, 4 December 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
lmao ben carson
On Revolutionary War-era Jewish businessman Haym Salomon: "Salomon gave all his funds to save the U.S. Army and, some say, no one knows for sure, that's the reason there's a Star of David on the back of the one dollar bill."
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 4 December 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link
lmao ben carson_On Revolutionary War-era Jewish businessman Haym Salomon: "Salomon gave all his funds to save the U.S. Army and, some say, no one knows for sure, that's the reason there's a Star of David on the back of the one dollar bill."_
_On Revolutionary War-era Jewish businessman Haym Salomon: "Salomon gave all his funds to save the U.S. Army and, some say, no one knows for sure, that's the reason there's a Star of David on the back of the one dollar bill."_
Omg you couldn't write this stuff. Like his pronunciation of Hamas as hummus throughout his speech. I'll enjoy seeing this one circling the drain even though he's basically on a glorified book tour
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 4 December 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link
Ben Carson strikes me as a paragon of credulity who accepts as gospel truth absolutely any assertion that doesn't directly contradict his existing worldview and invents from whole cloth a myriad of imaginary facts to fill the sizable holes in his knowledge base.
Someone should ask him about how he would handle the situation in Candyland.
― The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 December 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link
really can't wait until he casually brings up the reptilians, the way my college friends who had gotten into david icke did. "well, how else do you explain how the ancient phoenicians had laser technology?"
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 4 December 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
On Clemenza's link - the video of GOP candidates speaking to a Jewish Republican group - the video was preceded by an ad for "The Man in the High Castle," which was so hilarious to me that I failed to get a screen grab. I plan to refresh it a bunch today in the hopes I can see it again.
― yo no soy marinara sauce (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 December 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
xp he basically did that with 'And various scientists have said, “Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that’s how they were”—you know, it doesn’t require an alien being when God is with you.'
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 December 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link
Exactly how dumb/ignorant would a republican presidential candidate have to be to make their base uncomfortable about supporting them?
― The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 December 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link
haha fair point. man this guy.
if you put stock in RCP's polling average line graphs, all this goofery has hurt him, perhaps in combination with other developments. the pyramid stuff broke in the first week of november - just as he'd finally climbed into being neck-and-neck with trump at around 25% polling average - and since then he's been declining with some precipitous jumps. latest average puts him at 17.5% and falling. mostly that's been to trump's benefit (he's now at his highest point ever, at 30.8%!) but some of it's gone to cruz/rubio. bush has dipped below 5% for the first time.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 4 December 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
(the "fair point" was re: the alien beings)
This again (which apparently strikes Republicans as wise and correct and helpful)...Not sure why the NY Times editorial board is surprised
From Jeb Bush, a bizarre slam: “The brutal savagery of Islamic terrorism exists, and this president and his former secretary of state cannot call it for what it is.” And Donald Trump, true to his birther views, insinuated that Mr. Obama was hiding something: “Radical Islamic terrorism. We have a president that refuses to use the term. He refuses to say it. There’s something going on with him that we don’t know about.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/opinion/tough-talk-and-a-cowardly-vote-on-terrorism.html?_r=0
― curmudgeon, Friday, 4 December 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link
hillary, sanders + o'malley also refuse to say it so i guess the entire party has been invaded by secret muslims. otoh obama did use to say it in 2008: "But the remarks that have caused this recent firestorm weren't simply controversial. They weren't simply a religious leader's effort to speak out against perceived injustice. Instead, they expressed a profoundly distorted view of this country - a view that sees white racism as endemic, and that elevates what is wrong with America above all that we know is right with Ameirca; a view that sees the conflicts in the Middle East as rooted primarily in the actions of stalwart allies like Israel, instead of emanating from the perverse and hateful ideologies of radical Islam."
― Mordy, Friday, 4 December 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link
xp Below 5% but still in fifth place!
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 December 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
let's figure out the reaction if Robert Dear gets called a radical Christian
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 December 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link
god forbid we refer to the pp shooting as radical christianity that'll alienate a bunch of christian youth to defect to the westboro church
― Mordy, Friday, 4 December 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link
Meanwhile Trump at the Jewish Republican gathering in DC yesterday managed to offend folks whose support he wants
http://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-courts-jewish-republicans-with-offensive-stereotypes/?wpmm=1&wpisrc=nl_daily202
“I’m a negotiator like you folks were negotiators,” the controversial candidate declared to his audience at the Republican Jewish Coalition, as he explained that he would broker a stronger nuclear deal with Iran than the one concluded earlier this year. At another point in his speech, he said: “Is there anyone in this room who doesn’t negotiate deals? Probably more than any room I’ve ever spoken..., “And I know why you’re not going to support me. You’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money. Isn’t it crazy?”
― curmudgeon, Friday, 4 December 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
that wasn't the worst thing for his support among jewish republicans. this was:http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4734724,00.html
― Mordy, Friday, 4 December 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
xp wooooow what a tone deaf asshole
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
BJ has a nice collection of RJC coverage highlights
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2015/12/04/open-thread-the-latest-gop-clown-car-cattle-call-rjc-dc/
― El Tomboto, Friday, 4 December 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
xpost 'Tone deaf' doesn't seem quite right, as it suggests that he might actually give a fuck that he was insulting people. And also assumes that he's actually unaware of having given offense, which I'm inclined to think isn't entirely true.
― The Featureless Mash That Was Once My Face (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 December 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
the hillary mole theory feels righter every day
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
If that theory is true, the fact that he's leading the GOP pack is even more hysterical.
I just figured out Trump reminds me of professional wrestler/manager Bobby Heenan:
http://percypringle.com/Hall-of-Fame/Photos/BobbyHeenanHOF.jpg
― Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
waiting for trump to refer to journos as 'pencil necked geeks'
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 4 December 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
http://observer.com/2015/12/shock-poll-bernie-sanders-is-the-most-electable-candidate-in-either-party/
― schwantz, Saturday, 5 December 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
Carson had me searching for the Star of David on the back of a $1 bill. I didn't see one, but I did see ... a pyramid. And we know how he feels about those things.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 5 December 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link