jesus be like "wha?"
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link
he looks confused about being on Twitter
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link
"God is my hashtag? Why?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link
They should get Andy Serkis to funny suit animate that caveman Jesus.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
He looks a little like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds facially.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link
they should use that computer to tell us the son of man's IQ
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link
Caught some of Hannity out of Buffalo on the way home tonight, and he was complaining about Obama not bombing oil fields to choke off funding of Isis. "We need a wartime president." His wording reminded me of James Caan in The Godfather: "If I had a wartime consiglieri--a Sicilian--I wouldn't be in this shape. Pop had Genco, look what I got."
I hope someone in this debate gets panicky.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
Besides the audience, you mean.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 01:46 (eight years ago) link
lol we DID bomb the oil fields just recently after holding off for a while
http://time.com/4145903/islamic-state-oil-syria/
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
although the fine print of that article does suggest some hesitancy & inertia
― sleeve, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
did rubio, cruz and jeb all say "everyone understands" why people reacted to trump the way they did?
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
watching this debate i feel like i'm hallucinating getting attacked by terrorists once a month over the past eight years
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
Are Americans really more afraid than at any time since 9/11?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe they're still running nine people out there. If school teams operated that way, we'd still be holding football tryouts in June.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Is the San Bernardino attack really being treated as a terrorist attack on some different level than a crazy guy shooting up a clinic in Colorado Springs?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link
I'd like the moderators to ask these guys how they would fundamentally distinguish the San Bernardino shooting from the Colorado Springs shooting. Does it just boil down to the religion of the shooter?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link
These guys are such dipshits all of them.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Which of these chumps keeps coughing off camera?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago
ask them about Dylann Roof
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link
They should take all phones and screens away from these guys, lock them in a room, then just tell them they're the stars of a highly rated reality show. Then keep them in that room, forever, until they die. And then keep broadcasting it, so we can slowly watch them decompose.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:20 (eight years ago) link
Christie's tie is trying to escape.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:21 (eight years ago) link
I actually thought Christie said "And we stopped four dicks..." there--I thought his famous temper was taking hold.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link
Forget office, Jeb! has seriously aged over the course of his campaign.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link
Trump just claimed the Internet for America.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link
I think Trump wants to invade the internet.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
I think a firewall that starts with a simple pop-up question--"Are you from Isis?"--would work just fine.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
ironically being locked in a room and decomposing is kind what it's like to work for the government!
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
which one of these people would be best at running the day to day functions of the government?
like the really boring shit
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link
Well, if you conclude the day to day function of the government is indiscriminately killing and bombing, they'd probably all be OK at that.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link
Kill, kill, death, death.
who could take care of a plant hte best
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2015/06/dead-plant.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
"who can take care of a plant?"
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
jeb very much the "very serious person" in the room
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
FITE!
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
will ferrell was born to play jeb! not W imo
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link
I think what we have here, boys, is a good ol' fashioned asshole-off.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link
i hope they preserve ben carson's brain when he dies
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link
The dynamic seems pretty obvious. Anyone close stays clear of Trump for the time being; the people who confront him are Bush and Paul. Cruz and Rubio are after each other. Carson's barely in the picture.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link
Trump fighting with the crowd! What a fucking loon.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:45 (eight years ago) link
Ah, fuck it, I don't want to watch this shit. This is like eating 8 strips of bacon, a pint of gas station ice cream, then plopping down for a Two and half Men rerun marathon.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link
Josh you're never going to be president with that attitude
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
remember when petraeus was fired for telling obama something he didn't want to hear? "i'm involved in a bizarre and degrading sex scandal"
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
The office of President is outdated. It's all about the Facebook and Snapchat and Twitter. I will call up my friends on those services, and together we will make American great again.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
http://is1.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music/v4/5b/c8/26/5bc82600-0020-e1e0-2e54-f06b23cfd4b5/source/300x300bb.jpg
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
ted cruz is like one of those dudes who took church really *really* seriously
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:00 (eight years ago) link
following the rules for so long you end up making up the rules without knowing it
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link
Iran is winning everywhere! The Shia crescent is spreading!
― timellison, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link
I think I'm going to bern my Republican primary vote on Christie. I'm curious if he learned anything from #Bridgegate. Maybe he'll be a crook and get impeached after two years.
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link