Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

fun read here:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/lets-elect-hillary-now-1450742854

firewall

he calls cruz an "oleaginous debate champ"

"squamous deflated chump"

whey-faced shit eater

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"Please let me die."

lol someone photoshop a "Please Kill Me" t-shirt onto JEB!

wau @ Jeb's expression. This is despair in human form.

Jeb! face looks how his brother's looked when he was informed about the planes crashing into the WTC. Except that Jeb!'s face looks like that ALL THE TIME.

Didn't know Michael Cera was on team Jeb!

Jeb! is caught in his own personal hell. There's no hope and no exit.

Hell is other Bushes

He's just sad because it's not 1966 and he's not at a James Brown concert. (Cheap shot...I haven't disliked him at all this cycle.)

i don't know why jeb is doing this to himself, he's already done all the aging of a two term president after only a few months on the campaign trail

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BBA7bJUyL._SX332_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

The Tragedie of Jebbe Bushe, King of Florida.

I think even w/ his numbers where they are, bush might have a shot in a world where he hadn't picked up such a stench of a loser along the way. at this point you half expect his wife to leave him for donald trump.

yeah the way he has... idk what the word is, reified? all that gutter alphacuck shit about him is just awful. totally unable to handle it.

dk what the word is, reified reviled?

Just wait wait and see what Jeb!'s numbers do after the next debate when he sneaks up behind Trump as he's bloviating, splits him from groin to sternum with a katana, and continues answering questions in his effluvia-soaked Jos. A Bank.

I think it would be better for humanity if people didn't give into the middle school locker room bullying narrative surrounding Jeb Bush

I think it would be better for humanity if each member of the Bush clan were roasted on a spit

I'm sorry, at this point if I saw jeb bush on the street I would probably give him a wedgie

I'm pretty sure he'd let you and then say, "iatee, that is not what our party needs now."

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_5XvBYfxU_dM/TUB8v_TIrhI/AAAAAAAAQAo/U37uWanyzuE/Bush%20Wimp%20Factor%20Newsweek%20cover,%20Oct%2019%201987-8x6.jpg

The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" -- the sound of a lapdog.

I think we should all remember Jeb! comes with the Florida Voter Seal of Approval, the land of hanging chads, Elian Gonzales and Terry Schiavo. His aura of harmlessness is because he has been out of office long enough that he hasn't done any real damage lately.

yeah, it couldn't happen to a much worse guy

so talk about how much of a piece of shit he is instead of how much of a hapless dork he is

His ex-CIA chief dad was a big wimp, too, lest we forget.

lucky we are that irrelevant he is

Remember that time he barfed in China like a total nerd? What an ineffectual nerd.

I think we should all remember Jeb! comes with the Florida Voter Seal of Approval,

ha -- he does not

Americans enjoy dorkiness more than shittiness

Bush I isn't irrelevant. "wimp" was the Democratic attack line on him. they said it as often as they could. it was the media narrative. he won the election.

http://www.newsweek.com/bush-battles-wimp-factor-207008

idk trumps popularity contrasts pretty powerfully against that

Xp

lol

The Bush children were expected to play to win. When friends were invited for tennis with the Bushes, "you quickly understood you were there to play tennis, not fool around," recalled Mrs. Reginald Coombe, a lifelong friend of Dorothy Bush

STOP FOOLING AROUND AND PLAY TENNIS

I assumed Morbs meant Americans enjoy the spectacle of clowning dorks, which is obv Trump's MO

There's probably an extent to which the Bushes' nebbishdom is akin to Reagan's kindly-old-fartdom in that classic SNL sketch.

xp my bad, this is probably the right interpretation

Bush I isn't irrelevant. "wimp" was the Democratic attack line on him. they said it as often as they could. it was the media narrative. he won the election.

tbf it was kinda a wimp-off

https://campaignrhetoric.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/tank-ride.jpg

Trump's self-presentation as a tough guy is theater, too, though. He's all mouth. I'd love to see how he reacted to someone actually coming at him (bro).

anyone read Meacham's valentine to Poppy? I read a few pages in Target -- I think that's who it's for, the impatient Xmas shopper who remembers he hasn't bought a present for his sister's asshole conservative hubby ("Bush? Fuck it. In the car it goes").

i agree with crut fwiw

but, from a distance, jeb is clearly unfit to lead conservatives in 2015

trump falls apart and turns into a baby on a fairly regularly basis. he doesn't even need someone to 'come at him', he does it every time he sees a poll where he's down 2 points in iowa or whatever. but none of the candidates are gonna out-macho him - he's already some grotesque parody of unbridled machoness - and nobody would look good trying.

i'm sort of enjoying the thought of trump giving a speech in a time of national tragedy or attempting to give a solemn state of the union address

Trump's self-presentation as a tough guy is theater, too, though. He's all mouth. I'd love to see how he reacted to someone actually coming at him (bro).

As I recall, Trump is a major germophobe who won't even shake people's hands. The fact that none of the other candidates have done anything with that is proof of how pathetic they are.