Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

Cain/Abel

Cain/Abel: Right for 4000 BC, Right for 2016.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/can-trump-clinton-scandal-revival-hurt-hillary.html

a writer in slate said, and i agree, that sure it's "fair game" but who exactly is going to be convinced not to vote for hillary based on bill's extramarital relationships?

How is she supposed to control a country when she couldn't even control her man?!?!

If she becomes president, The U.S. might sleep with Canada when she's out of town.

And also sneak a back-alley BJ from Mexico during Cabinet meetings.

my parents, who are about hilary's age, are convinced she'll only serve one term, intentionally. think that would be an interesting precedent to set. does this seem like something that might happen? i hadn't seen the idea bandied about anywhere else. i think they're partially projecting what they'd do in the situation but in any case...

Polk also promised to serve one term. Hayes too iirc.

Well, you can't run again after you've been convicted of a felony </CRUZ2020>

maybe she wouldn't pledge it around her inaugural. they could just vet the hell out of her VP and set them up advantageously for the race via her announcement. a 12 year hilary administration in other words

i dunno i don't really know what i'm talking about but it's fun to speculate on

i think they're partially projecting what they'd do in the situation

it's this, sorry :-/

yeah

no way in hell a good politician would pledge to one term before election -- what leverage would this person have?

But HRC has never been a good politician though.

Opposition congress / senate would paint an executive claiming they'd only serve one term as a lame duck from the get-go and start running against her vp for 2020 on day one, it's a non-starter of an idea

also lol at the idea that clinton wouldn't hold power as long as legally possible

Unless...Chelsea Clinton for VP???

This "Candidate X will pledge to serve only a single term" bullshit gets floated every few years. I don't know why. Maybe 'cause political reporters wish they were alive when LBJ was president?

The only plausible way this could happen - and I can't imagine President Hillary Rodham Clinton ever doing this - is pulling the ol' wait-until-after-the-primaries-have-started LBJ announcement.

Bill's pecker trail just an amusing circus highlight of Hil's Great Feminist Fraudulence.

this campaign and '08 is her gift for being The Good Wife

her gift from who? you think the country is going to vote for her as potus bc they feel bad for her?

I'm talking about the coronation by the Republicrat Party. Nominations ain't got shit to do with democracy.

She'll be a fine war criminal tho, i understand your excitement.

of course she was such a blatantly vile asshole 8 years ago the Community Organizer filled the feelgood vacuum

in almost all circumstances i think you're a moron only worth insulting but honestly i'm curious to find out here what you mean bc it's all very confusing. you believe the democratic party is giving her the nomination to reward her for not leaving bill after the lewinsky scandal?

Clintonworld and its billions giveth, you putz

take it outside you too

Today's installment of 'Ted Cruz Is An Unctuous Pseudohuman'.

Rose Parade hijinks.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/meet-the-man-behind-the-rose-bowl-skywriting-bash-of-donald-trump/

Oh, the Huntsville Times. Memories.

Prob goes in the ncaa thread but https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/01/01/carly-fiorina-just-brought-political-pandering-to-a-whole-new-level/

the best two minute of tv i've seen this year, although it's from last year:

https://twitter.com/_aLittle_NAIVE/status/683042760497213440

h/t lag000n

say what you want about ted cruz - only one candidate has the guts to tell a 69 second long joke about barack obama on NYE

the great thing about that joke is how much room it leaves for the marine to say "And just to clarify, sir, the current president is Hillary Clinton. SEE YA TOMORROW!"

the face on the broadcasters' faces at the end is priceless too

FACE.

Cruz is SPECTACULARLY unlikeable.

I don't think I had seen his face in motion before, I couldn't bear to watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=PmqhTynfCxg&app=desktop

uh, hey guys

https://youtu.be/PmqhTynfCxg

ah fuck it i dunno how embeds work anyway

Cruz's lines don't work anyway - the next president doesn't take office until 2017, right? So this is going to be the last full year of all these terrible things, which you'd imagine would make it unbearable.

Yeah, he's saying 2016 will be a GREAT year! Obama will be president all year long!

http://blogs-images.forbes.com/laurareston/files/2015/07/Ted-Cruz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fgMgDTR.jpg

Karl I would love a gif that suggests that his head is full of lizards.

That made me LOL in that way you do when somebody shows you a really excellent wax model they made of your dead parents

know exactly what you mean

totally

The clown car crew reflects on 2015

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/one-year-two-races/2016/01/03/28f65044-b15e-11e5-b820-eea4d64be2a1_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_amazingyear-main%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

xp:
We've all been there, right?

Buried in that WaPo article: Ben Carson staff getting the fuck out.