the Myleene Klass one's been trumped:
Myleene Klass: Photo Appears to Show Singer Wearing Swimsuit With Low Neckline on Holiday
― this album is just called "lodger" not "the lodger" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
See what America's saying about the debate. Just type "#GOPDebate" into the search box.
― Mr. Snroombes (mattresslessness), Friday, 15 January 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link
Deadpool: Planet of cunts cunts together to cunty cunty cunty cunt cunt do
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 01:47 (eight years ago) link
Ant & Dec: Comedians Prank James Corden on 'Saturday Night Takeaway'
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 08:47 (eight years ago) link
Comedians?
― Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 February 2016 11:30 (eight years ago) link
6 British Comedy Awards m8 (one later confiscated)
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Sunday, 21 February 2016 12:37 (eight years ago) link
so to answer your question, no
FA Cup: Draw Determines Matchups for Football Association Tournament's Quarterfinal Round
are these things written by machine?
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 February 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link
Brad Guzan: Aston Villa Goalkeeper's Error Allows Swansea to Score Match's Only Point
ffs kids
― Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 March 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
Michelle Keegan: Actress Appears in Sex Scene on ITV2 Comedy 'Plebs'
The former "Coronation Street" actress portrayed the character of Ursula in the "Plebs" scene, in which she engaged in sexual intercourse with co-star Joel Fry, who plays Stylax.
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 06:12 (eight years ago) link
Charlie Clements: Actor Appears With Beard and Glasses on TV Interview
these are approaching art
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link
LOL
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Michael Bublé: Photo Shows Singer Eating Cob of Corn From the End
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 April 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link
Michael Bublé: Singer Comments on Response to Photo Showing Him Eating Cob of Corn From the End
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 April 2016 05:15 (eight years ago) link
Mealy mouth
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2016 07:51 (eight years ago) link
Twycross Zoo: Last Original Chimpanzee Used in PG Tips Ads Dies at Leicestershire Facility
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 April 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
lol
― сверх (nakhchivan), Thursday, 21 April 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link
Fuck this year.
― Romeo Daltrey (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 April 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link
Himesh Patel: 'EastEnders' Actor Photographed Without Glasses After Leaving Show
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:25 (eight years ago) link
starting to think those belong on "yes way" tbh
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:45 (eight years ago) link
Yes, it's the great/abysmal real names dilemma all over again.
― (Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 09:55 (eight years ago) link
Simon Cowell: Judge Uses His Golden Buzzer on 'Britain's Got Talent'
― Pope Is Dad is cucking Frapp tho (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 May 2016 02:52 (eight years ago) link
Rebecca Walker: Images Appear to Show Former Reality Show Cast Member With Bleached Blond Hair
The images posted to Instagram were compared by news outlets with photos of Walker from more than four years ago when she was on the reality show "Geordie Shore," which she left in 2012.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 10:53 (eight years ago) link
i love those 'appears to show' stories - they're maintaining a strictly neutral stance on whether these actually are images of some no-mark who was on hollyoaks half a decade ago in a bikini
― i do not sense the entity ted (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 10:55 (eight years ago) link
Keith Lemon: 'Celebrity Juice' Comedian Explains Reason for Wearing Bandage on Right Wrist
While appearing on Chris Moyles' Radio X show, Keith said that there was nothing wrong with his right wrist and that the bandage was a form of "artistic expression."
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link
Tom Conti: Shirley Valentine actor 'claims using 'luvvies' is as bad as using the N-word'
― calzino, Saturday, 21 May 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link
Vicky Pattison: TV Personality Forgets She Has Already Met Mario Falcone's Sister on 'Loose Women'
Pattison, who recently began dating Falcone, forgot she had already met his sister, Giovanna Fletcher, when they met a second time on the panel show. "Oh this is awkward," Pattison said.
2 shared this
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2016 10:14 (eight years ago) link
Nelly: Elephant in German Zoo Picks Germany to Defeat Ukraine in Opening Match of Euro 2016
yeah don't bother trying to make this happen
― The Brexit Club (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 June 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link
Gary Barlow: TV Personality, Musician to Host Talent Show on BBC One
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 17 June 2016 18:00 (eight years ago) link
#BorisForPM: Hashtag Surfaces in Support of Boris Johnson as Next UK Prime Minister
― http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link
Jodie Marsh: TV Personality Goes on Live Show With Lipstick on Teeth
― taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link
Chris Stark and Scott Mills: BBC DJs Offer Alternative Commentary During Germany-France Euro 2016 Match
― and the Gove maths out Raab (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 July 2016 11:11 (eight years ago) link
Down Syndrome: Girl With Genetic Disorder Reacts to Receiving Promise Ring From Boyfriend in Video
jfc
― and the Gove maths out Raab (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 12:04 (eight years ago) link
The "Suggested Pages" at the side of my news feed have been I Voted Out, March For England, Hang The Traitors, etc for the last few weeks no matter how many times I click the little x on them. None of my friends are in those groups, why won't they go away?
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link
It has only just dawned on me that the 'F' on this thread title signifies Facebook. Probably a bit "I don't even have a television" of me, but based on some of this evidence - thank fuck I'm not on it.
― calzino, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link
Shaun of the Dead: Zombie Horror Comedy With Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Airs on ITV2
????
― PLPeni (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 July 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link
omg that movie is so funny!!!
― mom us (map), Friday, 15 July 2016 01:49 (eight years ago) link
*punches in I T V 2 on remote control keypad*
― mom us (map), Friday, 15 July 2016 01:52 (eight years ago) link
Rowan Atkinson: False Reports Circulate That Actor Killed Self
― 24 Hour Sex Ban Man (Tom D.), Monday, 18 July 2016 14:49 (eight years ago) link
Riyad Mahrez: Leicester City Midfielder Uses Step-Over Move to Set Up Goal Against Celtic
― 24 Hour Sex Ban Man (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 July 2016 06:46 (eight years ago) link
Oliver Stone: Director calls Pokémon Go “Totalitarian”
― calzino, Sunday, 24 July 2016 08:34 (eight years ago) link
Batman: The Killing Joke: Fans React to Expanded Backstory Included in Film Adaptation of Graphic Novel
― Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 July 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link
Claire Kittrell: 'Gingers Do Have Souls' YouTube Personality Formerly Called Michael Announces She Is Trans
John Obi Mikel: Chelsea Footballer Changes Name to Mikel John Obi
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link
This is the hero dog walker who gave Pokemon Go pervert Karl Hoey a pasting
― soref, Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link
Target Map: Company Releases Map of Average Worldwide Penis Sizes
― Herodotus Reading (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 August 2016 09:42 (eight years ago) link
Why Sunderland has never produced a Bruce Springsteen British cultural chronicles conscript luckless workers to a leftwing creed they have always rejected - Janan Ganesh
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 07:51 (eight years ago) link
he knows whereof he speaks
― Herodotus Reading (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 08:27 (eight years ago) link
Sunderland's Bruce Springsteen is Frankie Stubbs out of Leatherface fyi
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 10:40 (eight years ago) link
Danny Dyer: English Actor Rumored to Have Fought With Mark Wright at Music Festival, Reports Say
Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden: Zoo Says It Is 'Not Amused' by Memes of Late Gorilla Harambe
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link
Alain de Botton: ‘Dick pics’ help men open up to loved ones about their ‘deeper selves'
Lock thread.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 15:48 (eight years ago) link