oh can we submit something
― clowns normy (wins), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link
"Thank Christ that motherfucker's dead. Drink up, kid."
― clowns normy (wins), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link
Why would the dog be afraid of going into a room it had never been in before anyway
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link
I am sure the dog had analyzed the entire situation beforehand.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/p235x350/10452386_165610443797550_6775936949185335870_n.jpg?oh=b2860f0d19229687b01c260e446e6d60&oe=5701D1F8
― how's life, Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link
i've eaten a load of their cookies if that counts
― i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link
will there be more discussion about "fishy playground?"
― billstevejim, Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12383296_1494821790824922_2026594696_n.jpgi was told by a woman today that hopefully, now that we've gotten through all these horrible celebrity deaths, the rest of the year will be easier.she called haggerty "the bear guy".
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYyVU6pWQAAfbf0.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 17 January 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link
like this large toddler that seeks to crush it
― qualx, Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:13 (eight years ago) link
Would you kill baby galactus?
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link
the galaxy's gentle giant
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:50 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12540525_1735809336654079_4819797726963701589_n.jpg?oh=e627716165ad1eb48adae70165b9ce68&oe=570202F7
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:15 (eight years ago) link
that's some weak-ass parenting advice
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
that's some weak as "viral" content to promote a dumb movie
― Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link
at least now people will start taking selfies with celebrities.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link
thank fuck! didn't realise xp
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
those kids are not in that picture.
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link
will those kids even know who marky mark is?
― kinder, Sunday, 17 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/1472912_1782411788448539_3177959178447459285_n.jpg?oh=5a3a1a655af6f18e045c5e9b4c9529eb&oe=5749BB73
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 18 January 2016 08:15 (eight years ago) link
Racist hillbillies sure have come a long way
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 18 January 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link
đź—»
my version would be the top pictures are neil young vinyl box sets, the bottom pictures a screen cap of my spotify streaming of the same album
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 13:56 (eight years ago) link
I find it hard to believe that Bowie ever said this:
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12508818_1094924363898041_8112926939002504086_n.jpg?oh=1dd88da503eee2268325fec3f0876c78&oe=57421AEE
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:06 (eight years ago) link
i dunno, it seems plausible, just look how stern he is
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:31 (eight years ago) link
It seems to be genuine, found an old page: http://listography.com/3569925768/quotes/bowie
Where the original source is, I dunno.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:58 (eight years ago) link
o/t, but hearty lol @
I was going through all these books, and they were pouring out all over the floor, there were just mountains of books. And Nic (Roeg) was sitting there watching me and he said, “Your great problem, David, is that you don’t read enough.” And I didn’t even think it was funny until months later. I really thought he was serious. And I felt so depressed and I thought, “What else should I read?” It didn’t occur to me at the time that it was a joke.
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2016 12:59 (eight years ago) link
Heh, kinda freaked out by how that spiritual Bowie thing is supposed to be inspirational with that headline
― niels, Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12541134_10205978147438750_8563123263419388248_n.jpg?oh=5f0b51e53454cc79e8c585cc8f943516&oe=57012A83
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 January 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link
If actual kid okay, but it isn't, it's an adult
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 January 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link
Lol @ legit Bowie quote
― badg, Friday, 22 January 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link
people were a lot tougher in...1996?
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/1935593_10204858285367001_7722976969294992503_n.jpg?oh=79710ed8cd1646833e268f1a7cce14b6&oe=56FC4B20
― scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link
cranky old man status has apparently reached the 90's.
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/277976/huge-blue-vagina-expected-to-cream-the-mid-atlantic/
haha omglolwtf it's shaped like a vagina
― nomar, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link
"so people from D.C. to New York should do themselves a cervix and call it clits on any plans they may have had to eat out tonight."
― scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link
".. And they called the wind Vagina...."
― Mark G, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
Haha, Boomers getting nervous.
http://i.imgur.com/Yo171fB.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link
kill list
― microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link
Who will be the last one standing? My money's on Steve Miller, but David Crosby may be the dark horse on this race.
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link
I guess Keith Richards isn't on the list because why even bother.
― pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link
Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link
he's p old it's not unlikely he'll die soonish
― microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
that faux kid's letter one cardamon posted is fucking enraging
as a living human with an internet connection I take personal offence at being expected to buy it
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:43 (eight years ago) link
Patti Smith still not on that list then.
― Mark G, Sunday, 24 January 2016 00:31 (eight years ago) link
Show me a musician who isn't aging.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link
adjective: aging
1. (of a person) growing old; elderly. "looking after aging relatives"
― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:25 (eight years ago) link
Internet lexicographers apparently eschew established lexicographic conventions.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link
that was taken directly from page 30 of the oxford dictionary of english third edition
― qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:56 (eight years ago) link
it is also what that word means
― qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:59 (eight years ago) link
few xps you can tell it's an adult because of the tech-based special pleading. as if a child wants to netflix and chill ffs
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:11 (eight years ago) link
immigrants are awesome111 because they build neat apps
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:13 (eight years ago) link