Buttload of Faith: the 2016 Presidential Primary Thread (Pt 2)

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I dunno. People on ilx are constantly reminding me that I am not exactly like them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

after the cruz hug fail i had to check if bernie had a kid. he does!

https://www.facebook.com/sanders.levi

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

oh wait he has step-kids too. they kinda count.

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

I hear the fearfulness from ppl I talk to as well. When I ask what they think is going to happen if trans people get to be who they want, and gays can get married, and so on, they don't really know and usu go into word salad at that point. The times I've asked them point blank "What are you so afraid of?" they've vehemently objected to being accused of feeling fear. I guess it's too unmanly.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

I dunno, I just don't want people to be allowed to do the things I'm allowed to do because that will make me less special.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link

I can't even figure out how Trump is going to bring manufacturing back to the US (although I'd guess it'd have something to do with corporate tax cuts) let alone how he can make Christianity "the majority" again.

"It's harder to be a Christian now" because I'm being forced to acknowledge those who aren't.

Retro novelty punk (Dan Peterson), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link

nobody said it was supposed to be easy (even J.C. iirc)

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

it's almost like ppl generally become more conservative as they become older

― Mordy, Monday, February 1, 2016 11:42 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't have anything handy but iirc the evidence does not support this. as i understand it society becomes more liberal as time passes, people generally do not change their views much but in comparison to younger generations are seen as more conservative

k3vin k., Monday, 1 February 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link

people don't get more conservative as they age and that's not even what we're seeing in those capsule interviews

goole, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

people get more conservative as they get tech industry jobs

j., Monday, 1 February 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

or occasionally out of vengefulness if they work in a supplanted industry like coal mining, those ones seem fairly noble as far as wrongheaded reasons for being conservative go

j., Monday, 1 February 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

M is talking exclusively about the Dem side, i suspect

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

my fave one kinda:

"It took me ten years to make my first million, and then that exponentially grew. People say Trump’s not nice. Well, I’m not nice, either. Sometimes harsh words will motivate people. If you don’t want to get in that ditch and sweat and dig a mile for a couple thousand bucks, then don’t yell at me because I have money and you don’t. It feels like we’re just roller-coasting down, down, down, and I’m waiting for the climb back up, man, and I haven’t seen it yet. Everybody is scared when they’re going down and not going up. I’m sick of being scared."

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

cocky...and scared!

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

it's like a cornucopia of fear. all kinds for everyone!

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

Dear Christians: the rest of us have no desire to curb your practice or celebration of Christianity. That you feel threated by having to acknowledge and accept non-Christians makes me question the integrity of your religious beliefs to the same extent that expressions of homophobia make me wonder how much the homophobe is secretly dreaming of weiners.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

you might be looking for this: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/01/iowa-new-hampshire-gop-voters-poll.html#comments

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link

Weird that these people who vaguely complain about all of the nebulous shit that's wrong and making the country go to hell are pretty much like the majority of what's actually wrong with the country. A little TOO ironic, yeah I really do think.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:58 (eight years ago) link

so beautiful:

“I think in terms of this heroin epidemic, one of the things that I believe is when I was growing up we had strong families with a support system, we had neighborhoods that we could go and get into a baseball game, a football game, get into a fight.”

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link

kinda long for a bumper sticker, but catchy nonetheless:

"I just want to feel safe like I felt like I did with George W. after 9/11. He had just taken office, and that kind of ruined his presidency, in a way. Our president now isn’t tough at all. I don’t think he cares. I think he’s an economic — I can’t say Hitler. But part of me feels like he does the national debt on purpose, because I feel like he hates America."

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaGiYgFW0AAzaTI.png

mick signals, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

Brett OTM

example (crüt), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Brett Giese, 34, sales

"Oblama equals economic Hitler who does national debt because hates America. Words...hard. Thinking...hurts. Must...punch...something."

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

It's really okay to just say, "I don't actually know that much and I'm not even a little articulate so maybe I shouldn't offer an opinion to your publication."

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

yeah, really, we won't even BE here in 200 years:

"There’s a great deal of disappointment with Mr. Obama and what he’s done. Even among my staunchly Democratic friends, they sort of hang their head whenever his name is brought up. He feels that global warming is more important than people getting killed in San Bernardino. People look at that and say, ‘What is he, crazy? You want to spend all these dollars that we don’t have on stuff that ain’t going to happen for 200 years? Are you crazy?’"

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

Brett makes me realize it is time to take back America.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link

k3v: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0261379413000875

This paper examines how ageing and generational formative experiences affect vote choices in Britain. Using a combination of panel data and assumptions about party fortunes we estimate ageing effects. These are then entered into a model using cross-sectional data from 1964 to 2010 to estimate generational differences in vote choice. Ageing increases the likelihood of a Conservative vote substantially, but there is no trend towards lower rates of Conservative voting among newer generations. There are however identifiable political generations corresponding with periods of Conservative dominance: voters who came of age in the 1930s, 1950s and 1980s are ceteris paribus somewhat more Conservative. Our method therefore lends some support to theories of political generations, but also demonstrates the considerable impact of ageing on vote choice.

Mordy, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

mm is Brett single?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

every time i think i've found the iowa state fair blue ribbon prize winner i find yet another candidate!!

Jane Biddick, 57, music teacher
From: Marion, Iowa
Supporting: Trump

"When I heard Trump was running, I dropped my hat. That was it. I couldn’t believe it. It was kind of like — you know, if you found the mate you’d been waiting for, or the home of your dreams. I just knew that it was perfect. There’s a lot of us who try and try, and we hit and miss. A lot of us don’t succeed to the level that he has. He’s like a Carnegie. You know the Carnegie family? Or one of those people in history — the Ford family, for example. He’s a Henry Ford in our lifetime."

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

man, some real competition out there...

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

When I heard Trump was running, I dropped my hat

Did she mean, "When I heard Trump was running, I pooped"?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

Huh, I never realized before that "dropped my hat" was a colloquialism meaning "lost the last of my tenuous grasp on reality".

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

he pooped a hat, it was amazing, just incredible, the greatest

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link

Or one of those people in history — the Ford family, for example. He’s a Henry Ford in our lifetime.

^^^^amazing

nomar, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

"but part of me feels like he does the national debt on purpose"

wonderful

nomar, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

Trump is totally like one of those people in history. Like an Amelia Earhart or a Ghandi or a Judas or a William Bell or a Button Gwinnett. He's a Button Gwinnett in our lifetime.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

man, a guy just came in from one of the vermont hill towns and he only comes into town here once a month to drink and he was PISSED that i didn't have the david allen coe album that his mom wanted. i didn't ask him who he's voting for...

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:29 (eight years ago) link

The most amazing thing about that @dick_nixon article was the photos of him with Kasich. Nixon's head was enormous. Like twice the size of a human head.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

okay another drunk hillbilly just came in to tell me the story about the time their dog ate their best AC/DC album and i realize i'm being punished by a christian god for laughing too hard at that ny magazine article...

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

about the time their dog ate their best AC/DC album

Their dog...or OBAMA?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

Democracy is a ridiculous form of government, and so is whatever this shit we have is.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

so what's the answer then, answer man?

scott seward, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link

I'm starting a punk band called Economic Hitler, who's with me?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

since the question is which republican candidate we would vote for, there is no answer.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

I can see where eight years of having our collective annihilation delayed would be pretty galling to self-loathing people who are trying to maintain a passive-but-steady suicide spiral by denying climate change and voting for Bushes and Trumps and shit like that. "Thanks, Obama!" indeed.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link


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