My parents were restauranteurs so I grew up in the business and am normally really polite to servers and customers. The only time I ever had to ask a bouncer to thow someone out was when I was bartending and a regualar (and friend up until that point) got so drunk that he started harassing me and demanding that I fuck him. I think I was pretty justified in having him ejected and subsequently banned from the bar.
― ENBB, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Also agreed. Tha fact that he ordered Fosters in the first place makes the whole thing weird.
At the very least, there are degrees of "having-gone-badness" of beer. There's "bad" beer I won't drink that nevertheless is less vile than Red White and Blue.
The bit that tips me off that the brew may not have been gag-reflex-inducing is the proclamation that this fella knows beer/wine up and down. My bet is that he was drunk ("middle of the night") and decided that he had something to prove to his companions.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Also, the salience of the host's "flamboyance" is unclear, apart from a gratuitous "fag" slam.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17166.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I got thrown out of a banquet at an Austin, TX, Doubletree for calling one of the employees some kind of gay insult.
― Abbott, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Foster's tastes like skunk beer already. It's like ordering Busch Light and complaining that it's too watery.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ So true.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 January 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Foster's... i can't remember if i've had it. maybe like once, but really maybe not. do people drink Foster's?
― Surmounter, Sunday, 6 January 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i haven't drunk it in years. i certainly wouldn't go out of my way to ask for it.
― grimly fiendish, Sunday, 6 January 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.
If your friend really knew anything about beer and liquor he wouldn't drink stella.
― Yerac, Sunday, 6 January 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
stella >>>>>>>> a lot of the other piss that's out there.
― grimly fiendish, Sunday, 6 January 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
stella's the most popular beer in europe!
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
sort of like saying "miller lite rules!" but if you have to drink piss lager stella's the best of that breed by many, many very long shots
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i went to a table last night to deliver some coffees and the old guy (dining with his two twenty-something sons) roughly nudged me and asked 'what are ya doing after work, darlin'?'.
i replied 'ahhh GOING HOME'
'ohh ya little [something sounding like 'crackkity'??] whore'.
― Rubyredd, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
would have bet my left arm that this was a hoos thread
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
HOOS does the throwing out, sucka.
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
^correct^
if you're going to get kicked out you might aswell make it worth your while. i've sen people do this and STILL not get kicked out! personally, i would have opted to light something on fire.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
last time i got thrown out of a pub i managed to walk back in and carry on drinking. i even shook the manager's hand as i left. nice guy.
― grimly fiendish, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
My bet is that he was drunk ("middle of the night") and decided that he had something to prove to his companions.
Rofl, this friend is a classy guy and was in no way inebriated.
I'm sorry I even mentioned that he dislikes fosters because he drinks beers he's not fond of frequently as a change of pace and usually doesn't say a word.
He does tend to 'expect' high levels of quality and we've had to talk to him about him sweating the small stuff too much, but he only brought it back because the beer itself went bad. I've never seen him return a beer otherwise.
Plus...he offered to pay for it anyway. Suspicious? nah.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I know I'm gonna get shit for saying "classy guy" now htat I said he insulted the bartender. ick.
LOCK THREAD PLZ.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Face it, dude. Yr pal is Princess Wannagirliedrink.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
So why WAS he called McLovin?
― Slumpman, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
wow the assumptions in this thread are really dumb
slumpman--he isn't always creative :)
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG, Bo is totally secret-crushing on this friend!
― JimD, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
The part Bo left out was how he kept giving the bartender titty-twisters.
― HI DERE, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
My manager, my bartender and myself will not tolerate your insults to our beer etc
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Just how flamboyant was this bar anyways?
― libcrypt, Sunday, 6 January 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I kind of did this once only I went behind the bar when the bartender went out back and started pouring and downing my own pint. Wait - that may have been why I got kicked out. It's a little fuzzy.
― ENBB, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar
I opened a can of worms I didn't intend to, and I think we've all covered the bases in this one!
-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 6, 2008 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
welcome to the internet, bitch
-- TOMBOT, Sunday, January 6, 2008 6:20 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link
so how much did you tip?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
that's retardedly gay since he doesn't seem to mind locking other threads. oh well. I tipped fine. I always tip well. I hate those who don't.
besides I tipped before everything happened.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
would you go so far as to say flamboyantly gay?
― gr8080, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
No further comments.
--Parcells
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link
listen, blowjob overface, there were a lot of folks who wanted you banhammerized the first week you started posting, but you're still here. watch ya mouf.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
suck my dick
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
omg
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Something's going to happen!!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link
And it ain't that he's gonna S your D!!!!
http://static.flickr.com/45/127386010_a3d4e3ede1_o.jpg
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Bo Jackson Overdrive gets himself thrown out of a ILX by the flamboyant moderator!
― Slumpman, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
i am LITERALLY loling at this exchange!
― jhøshea, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
the Tiannenman Square pic was hilarious.
farewell everyone!
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link
the only one who thinks I'm funny ;_;
― Just got offed, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Goodbye to the person I disagree with the 2nd most on ILX! We'll always have Gabbnebb!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't let the door hit you!
― gr8080, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
*sprays febreze*
― roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link
!!!
holy
― dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link
holy shit blowjob overface
― dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
wow
― dell, Monday, 7 January 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link