the strange bathos of wikipedia infoboxes

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Main interests
Auto racing,
Universal morality

Species Dog
Breed Cairn Terrier
Sex Female
Born November 17, 1933
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
Died September 1, 1945 (aged 11)
Hollywood, California, U.S.
Nation from American
Occupation Dog actress

Coffee A cup of coffee
A cup of black coffee. Black means that the coffee is served without milk or cream.
Type Hot or cold (usually hot)
Country of origin Yemen [1]
Introduced Approx. 15th century
Color Dark brown, beige, light brown, black

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British Muslim Awards
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Awarded for 	Success and achievements of British Muslims
Sponsor 	Islamic Bank of Britain
Location 	England
Country 	United Kingdom
Presented by 	Oceanic Consulting
First awarded 	2013
Official website 	www.thediversityawards.info/britishmuslim/

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins, aged 169. Lithograph after Walker. Wellcome V0007145.jpg
Portrait of Henry Jenkins
Born Unknown (reportedly in 1501)
Ellerton on Swale, Scorton, Yorkshire, Kingdom of England
Died December 1670 (reputedly aged 169)
Bolton-on-Swale, North Yorkshire, Kingdom of England
Cause of death Natural causes
Known for Extreme longevity claim

Zhang Daoling
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Zhang Daoling as pictured in
Myths and Legends of China
by E. T. C. Werner
Born 34
Died 156 (aged 121–122)
Occupation Founder of Way of the Five Pecks of Rice

These include badger-baiting, bear-baiting, bull-baiting, donkey-baiting, duck-baiting, hog-baiting, human-baiting, hyena-baiting, lion-baiting, monkey-baiting, rat-baiting, and wolf-baiting.

Non-free media information and use rationale for Dog fighting in the United States
Description 	
Members of the "Bloods" streetgang, caught on surveillance camera, dog fighting in a vacant office building.
Source 	
Video was played on the channel 5 news station in 1997, saved to VHS format, then later converted to an image file.
Article 	
Dog fighting in the United States
Portion used 	
1 frame
Low resolution? 	
Yes
Purpose of use 	
To illustrate the dogs fighting, and to show how close the owners get to the dogs during the fight
Replaceable? 	
If someone has the same image with better resolution, they have my permission to replace the current image.
Other information 	
1997

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Rudi Gutendorf Personal information
Full name Rudolf Gutendorf
Date of birth 30 August 1926 (age 89)
Place of birth Koblenz, Germany
Playing position Outside right
Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1944–1953 TuS Neuendorf
Teams managed
1955 Blue Stars Zürich
1955–1961 FC Luzern
1961 US Monastir
1963–1964 MSV Duisburg
1965–1966 VfB Stuttgart
1968 St Louis Stars
1968 Bermuda
1968–1970 FC Schalke 04
1970–1971 Kickers Offenbach
1971 Sporting Cristal
1972–1973 Chile
1974 Bolivia
1974 Venezuela
1974 TSV 1860 München
1975 Real Valladolid
1975–1976 SC Fortuna Köln
1976 Trinidad & Tobago
1976 Grenada
1976 Antigua & Barbuda
1976 Botswana
1977 Hamburger SV
1979–1981 Australia
1981 New Caledonia
1981 Fiji
1981 Nepal
1981 Tonga
1981 Tanzania
1984 Hertha BSC
1984 São Tomé & Príncipe
1984–1985 Yomiuri SC
1985–1986 Ghana
1986 Nepal
1987 Fiji
1988 China
1988 Iran U-23
1991–1992 China
1993 Mauritius
1995–1996 Zimbabwe
1997 Mauritius
1999 Rwanda
2003 Samoa

Frank Griffin
Born Ireland
Nationality Irish
Occupation Judge

Origin Sacramento, California, USA
Genres Alternative rock, Punk rock
Years active 1999–present
Website Warp 11 Official Site
Members
Captain Karl Miller
Chief Engineer Brian Moore
Chief Science Officer Kiki Stockhammer
Commander John Merlino
Past members
Chief Medical Officer Jeff Hewitt
He had a daughter, Samantha, in 2001, on whom he wanted to focus more.

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focus on the waterfall man

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Information
Gender Male
Spouse Mrs. Blobby
Children Baby Blobby (son)
Nationality British

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Hazards Free fall
Access Public
Features Green parakeets

Type New religious movement
Classification UFO religious
Orientation Gnostic inspired Sci-fi Millenarianism
Structure Public meetings
Moderator Marshall Applewhite (1974–1997)
Region United States
Headquarters San Diego, California
Founder Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles
Origin 1974
Defunct March 19–20, 1997 (Religious Movement)
Members 41 (Pre-1997), 2 (Post-1997)

Description: head shot of deceased musician
Author or copyright owner: unknown
Original publication: unknown
Immediate source: https://www.earnthenecklace.com/scott-putesky-wiki-cause-of-death-band-girlfriend-wife-facts/

Born Rachael Domenica Ray
August 25, 1968 (age 52)
Glens Falls, New York, U.S.
Spouse(s) John Cusimano ​(m. 2005)​
Culinary career
Cooking style Thursdays

of course she's a Virgo

also I miss u nakh

Songwriter(s)

Radric Davis · Michael Williams II · Marquel Middlebrooks · Khalif Brown · Kanye West · Varg Vikernes