I confess that i steal lagoons retweets
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
rude
― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link
i agree its better phrased but what's there to get in the og tweet beside overliteral interpretation of 'outside of a dog' that the joke butcher doesn't grasp?
― flopson, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link
Connection between book and knowledge
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
ty
― flopson, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link
the utilitylimb tweet is itself a riff on an old groucho marx line ("inside of a dog, it's too dark to read") but takes it to a surreal conclusion; the stolen version just poorly imitates the surface style without understanding why its effective
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
I didn't know that groucho line but obviously I love it. this joke is clearly awaiting further iterations and developments but MILTRON doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job
― ogmor, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link
(possibly terrible)
― goole, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
cld be a poor idea
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link
the tshirt line makes me think its a joke
― extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 4 March 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link
uh oh
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
cof cof cof gimme it
― extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 4 March 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link
wt should get into marketing
― flopson, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton
― tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
Brian, Exeter
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
RIP bill hitchert
― 龜, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
We're watching the Tim peake news on the tele and I said to my wife that I'm over the moon for him which made her laugh
― tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
"the official coffee company of weird Twitter"
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 4 March 2016 22:07 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/michaelmaria16
― gr8080, Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:00 (eight years ago) link
one of my favorite twitter accounts is @postcrunk, he tweets relatively infrequently, and it's always sociopolitical commentary, totally out of step with his handle and the avatar of the rainbow wolf, like was this always this person's fuck style, i can't tell
https://twitter.com/postcrunk
lord crunkington III @postcrunk 3h3 hours agocapitalism is not just mansions and yachtscapitalism is dying alone in the streets with your last dollar
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Mar 6bruh the fetishization of youth is a byproduct of capitalism
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Mar 5you can create something that changes the world no matter what anyone tells you
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Mar 4the body language learned from advertisements
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Mar 2first black u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle eastfirst female u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Feb 29fictional characters can undermine real authority
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Feb 28we manage our emotions with pills and express them with emojis
lord crunkington III @postcrunk Feb 2790's nostalgia because we're unwilling to reconcile with what we've become
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
wow swarthy villian very angry bad vibes unfollowed
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link
account suspended. what happened?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 March 2016 13:42 (eight years ago) link
repeatedly challenging ben dreyfuss to a fight for being a rich kid is at least what i saw lol it was pretty weird and lame
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:19 (eight years ago) link
the tweets seem to be ...gone... now https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link
weird and lame twitter
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link
it seemed like it was mostly tony tendys that was harassing ben dreyfuss last night, although he thankfully didnt get b& over it
how much those dudes h8 rich nyc media bros is kinda embarrassing, although i have no problem with the harassment its usually not v funny
― extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link
its because they want to be nyc media bros but all the jobs are taken by richard dryfusses children
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link
SwarthyV is good at harassmentlols but a lot of the extended posse just aren't creative enough with it and make it embarrassing and juvenile. like when some milquetoast lib pundit says something critical of bernie and six people with handles like @hitlerboner are all tweeting "GO DIE OF AIDS BITCH"... kinda lame
― flopson, Thursday, 17 March 2016 14:52 (eight years ago) link
even felix is mostly just the same 'Hi im Covington Barnes-Oxley of Shitmanor Fields, CT. I dont understand how turnstiles work because i take a helicopter to work everyday at my media job. Something about an obscure Yemini Al-Queda affiliate' style 'owns' which, yes, these ppl are all terrible nepotism-benefiting imbeciles, i know, i am one of them. we're still not whats preventing bernie sanders from becoming president and you having a nicer apartment on the L or w/e
― extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link
that's a good felix impression lol
― flopson, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link
i still remember a good one of his- 'chalmers mush of dorkville mn' confused about why BLM is mad while bag boy brings groceries to his porche cayenne
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link
lmao gj lamp
― goole, Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link
fave detail abt this twitter personage is that he was apparently a bouncer at some bar w/in crawling distance of me like a year and a half ago
personal taste of course but i thought his thing was better when he was making fun of kurt schlichter and john schindler than 'mainstream political media'
― goole, Thursday, 17 March 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link
yeah being a hater is much better when ur just a cool guy who doesnt really care rather than complaining abt how u shd have the job someone else has
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link
is he part of that BRO PAIR / mobute group
― 龜, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link
ya i think he is becoming one of those guys
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link
its funny how ppl who r so good on twitter are so bad and gonzo when they write long
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link
so much pulling the scales from the eyes
like hmmm i am very successful in this format that rewards pithiness i will learn nothing from that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link
everyone could use an editor
― goole, Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link
the carl diggler stuff is fun
― extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link
also i wish i cld find a pixel art thing @leyawn did of an rpg sprite lying in bed feeling sad on old
― extremely online (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link
imo the crowing over Diggler's accuracy is the apotheosis of "I should be the media pundit man" stuff
― Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:01 (eight years ago) link
tbf being a pundit wld be a p sweet ass gig
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:05 (eight years ago) link
they will never let u in the club if u keep bringing up their failed predictions tho!
thought u *were* a pundit, albeit to few
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link
i wish, imagine yelling at ppl on tv for yr job man what a life
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link
luv 2 prognosticate
― extremely online (Lamp), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link