In the unlikely event that Trump wins, how will you react?

Plus he probably facts a lot

Farts

If you move to Montreal and President Trump decides to bomb the shit out of Quebec for some reason, those of us who stayed put will laugh and laugh. Just sayin.

I think it is a bit early to be scouting out places to escape the USA in case Trump becomes President. There is a whole lot of crap got to fall in place before that happens. Even if he does, most likely it will end up in this royal stand off that has been going on for the past eight years and if it goes worse maybe it will give a shot to flush out this right wing lunacy for a couple of decades. As weird and fucted up this election cycle has become at least so far, it's nowhere near as wild and crazy as '68. And while it really hasn't happened until 68 or 72, it's not completely unusual before that time for a nomination race to go into the convention without the party nominee decided.

But still I do imagine a theoretical conversation between an American Democrat and a Syrian refugee in which the Syrian is saying, "Yes, please, tell me again about how you want to leave your country because you don't like the president."

cos everybody living in the US is a spoiled middle-class baby and there are no life-damaging consequences for anybody based on who the Prez is?

clinton will save the day

Democrats are not the people wanting to persecute Muslims and deny asylum to refugees.
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I suppose I'm flashing back too hard to the haze after the 2000 election when there was a sizable consensus that "well, maybe GWB won't fuck things up too bad." How would President Trump handle the next 9/11-sized event?

By eating a Mentos

He would be shocked into humility, realizing for the first time that some things are Too Big to handle alone

Tearful interview with Anderson Cooper etc

It's hard to imagine a situation where Trump wouldn't double down on his pigheadedness (see: "The wall just got bigger.")

A dickhead doesn't change his stripes

I don't think Trump would secure Congressional support for any sort of large scale military intervention as easily as Bush did tbh. There's a ton he could do without the approval of Congress though

Well I've heard that you can apply for French citizenship if the place you were born was ever French territory. I happen to have been born in Missouri (formerly part of La Louisiane / Nouvelle France / French America).

pretty certain you can't

also hey we might need you americans and your valuable experience to defeat the new virulent strain of ethno-nationalism in Quebec

will move to Mars spending lovely hours w Matt Damon laughing at you ducks

Yeah, I'm starting to think that vacating earth altogether is the smart play on the odd chance that American voting bloc in 2016 proves to be overwhelmingly nihilistic.

Even if Trump doesn't win in 2016, I'm concerned with other demagogues in his wake who plan to double-down on the racism and bigotry for 2020.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

i propose an anarchist commune

So, nobody's moving to Mexico.

How would they get there it would be impossible?

going to move to Canada 5
shit my pants in anger 4

liars

does sharting count

i think it should count but we must all understand up front that defining the true level of increased sharting as a result of the Trump presidency requires knowing what the baseline shart levels were in the first place, and we all know how controversial that issue is

i actually did shit my pants in anger, thank you very much, but not because of trump, but because i stepped in a bucket, and my foot got stuck in it, and when i finally kicked the bucket off it landed right on my head, and it was full of slop. so fuck you

wait...was there shit in the bucket, or did the slop landing on your head trigger a sphincter release?

i'm not gonna get into this with you

that's exactly the kind of baseline incident i was talking about

LOOK man I KNOW this is a touchy subject w/ you but for us to heal as a nation I gotta know

where was the shit
what was in the bucket
where are the paninis

You guys, seriously. Trump is NEVER EVER going to become president. Your days of shart worries are over before they even began.

the oppo dump is still coming

it qualx's case it already came

not a yank, don't give a fuck

I think we need a poll on which post is the most retrospectively lol in this thread.

誤訳侮辱 probably a lockout in the top five, but only because there is bizarrely no Shakey itt.

Hope your Syrian co-workers are doing alright, YMP.

shart baseline bucket dump

has anybody's alcohol consumption gone up? weirdly mine has gone down but i figure that will change this weekend

Is this guy on PEDS?

Those rallies, I didn't realize how long some of them are, and he doesn't really seem to sweat or run out of energy, especially for someone that doesn't seem in good health. He seems completely unchanged all the time

proof that being teetotal might stop you sweating profusely, but there might be a host of other unwelcome side effects:p

going to try and get on TV and say "we want hen fap" 3

What's taking these three so long?

I wonder who the 7 people were who said they were going to leave the country, and I wonder if any of them did

6 chickenshits still owe us a Rubio beatdown

I'm buying a gun. Not even kidding.
― its subtle brume (DJP)

I'm pretty sure DJP followed through on that, too. Understandably.

I wonder who the 7 people were who said they were going to leave the country, and I wonder if any of them did

I'm 98% sure I was one. I did in fact move back to Canada. Tbf, it was 1.5 years after he took office and not entirely for directly Trump-related reasons (but I don't think I said it would be).

i will neither call the manchurian candidate names nor demand his tax returns be made public
i will neither call the manchurian candidate names nor demand his tax returns be made public
i will neither call the manchurian candidate names nor demand his tax returns be made public
i will neither call the manchurian candidate names nor demand his tax returns be made public
i will neither call the manchurian candidate names nor demand his tax returns be made public

i moved to [name place]. oregon, actually. would've left the country, but couldn't think of any other countries that would take me.