Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

Cruz is such a maniac

"Abolish the IRS"

I voted (in MA) with my seven yr old niece in tow. We then went to the pizzeria around the corner and ordered a large pie to bring home. After 20-25 minutes the pizza was ready and we walked out. A few seconds later, as we're crossing the street, a car crashed into the pizzeria we just left. At the time I thought a bomb had gone off. According to the news later two people were killed, three in critical condition. They haven't released the names of the victims yet, but there's a less than remote chance they're neighbors or people connected to my kids' high school. We got home, ate pizza, and I sat down to be comforted by the sight of Trump & Christie carrying on like Prez & VP. Strange evening.

Sorry, this is neither here nor there, but I needed to share. Carry on.

jesus christ dude i'm glad you guys are ok

holy shit, man! same...

Jesus, that's terrifying. Glad you're okay.

HEY GUYS TOM DELAY

Van Jones and Trump's guy having a really heated argument on CNN. (Glad you're okay, collardio.)

dude i was just reading about that crash! scary shit, glad you're ok.

thanks everyone.

Holy shit! Glad u are okay! Kinda a miracle

goddamn, glad you're safe

OTM

rubio in the lead in MN! if he doesn't drop out of the race after tnite...

Vermont otm imo

boston is 98% in and bernie's down by about 27.5k votes

looks like fox called MA for hillary

Clinton-Trump feels as predestined as a Wrestlemania match.

clinton / hulk and trump / andre?

I wrote a letter to the local newspaper today, urging Sanders to continue his campaign, regardless of his chance at the nomination. It isn't as if he is bashing Hillary with a sledge hammer and hurting her chances in November. He's running a remarkably positive campaign based on his own set of issues, which I think need a good airing out.

There will be plenty of time for kissy-face and marching in step after all the votes are in.

Rubio had a great night, just ask him.

Bernie folks on FB talking about how Bill Clinton campaigned in front of a polling place in MA?

bill clinton just needs to be locked in a room with a couple tubs of primal strips and his presidential library of erotica

gabbard on msnbc

so when mitch and the boys try to differentiate themselves from trump's republicans, how will they do it/what name will they use?

the american freedom party is a white supremacist group, so that's *probably* off-limits

Colorado called for Bernie

clinton v trump wrestlemania in cyberspace will be the most vaporwave presidential race ever

rubientum in minnesota!

looking like bernie's gonna lose mass by about 2%

ben carson vows to stay in the race

this rly is the most fucked up scenario for the gop, trump takes the lion's share of delegates, cruz and and rubio get "wins" and feel emboldened to stick around a while longer. and ben carson doesn't give. a. fuck.

And Kasich won't leave until Ohio--there was a state tonight (Vermont?) Rubio might have won absent Kasich.

it's the besssssst scenario xp

All the more reason for dems to want sanders to stay in. If he drops out then the gop dominates the news until they all withdraw, which is how trump is winning that race in the first place.

looking like bernie's gonna lose mass by about 2%

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ilx quoted out of context

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shout out to the 7200 people in massachusetts who took time out of their day to go and vote for "no preference" instead of like, making a sandwich or something

well they probably voted in other elections, too

also xps kevin, by "fucked up" i mean "the best for me and mines"

I love the fact that tons of pundits were somehow convinced that MN was ever in play wrt Hillary vs Bernie.

Also what up my caucus is famous y'all

http://www.nytimes.com/live/super-tuesday-2016-elections/in-st-paul-suburb-a-shortage-of-ballots-leads-to/

So Ben Carson gave a 15 minute speech about the Pledge of Allegiance

collardio, I was watching the news about that crash with escalating horror; glad you're okay

i'm going to go to sleep. can you guys just alert everyone when this national nightmare is over?

Def feeling a mix of deep fatigue and horror right now.

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sorry, i posted that before i saw DJP's post. didn't mean to seem insensitive. i know where that pizzeria is. horrifying.

glad you and your niece are okay collardio. please all ilxors continue safe, things are frightening enough.

There are rumors floating around that at least one GOP senator is planning to endorse Clinton if Trump wins the nomination.

Mitch McConnell looks like an oyster

guys thanks so much for your nice words. what was hard for me was that I dearly wanted to go back into the pizza shop to help people out until ambulances etc could arrive, but i had my niece with me, and i just couldn't bring her any closer to the scene of a caved-in building with massive ovens. it was the right decision, but painful nonetheless.

but anyhow, "enough about me," as they say

damn Treeship you've just killed oysters as aphrodisiacs for me